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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
October 13, 1900 
Humorous. 
A grirl by the name of Lucille 
Went to ride in an automobile, 
When the thing ran amuck 
With an orange man’s truck— 
My gracious! but didn’t she squille! 
—Puck. 
“Some folks," said Uncle Eben, “seems 
to think dey is havin’ an ahgument, 
when ’tain’ miffin' but a hollerin’ 
match.”—Washington Star. 
“It seems to me, Jane, that the baby 
has an unusually large head. Good deal 
like mine, isn’t it?” “Yes, but there is 
nothing in that.”—Cleveland Plain 
Dealer. 
“Look pleasant, look pleasant,” urged 
the photographer, with the bulb in his 
hand. “You seem to forget,” replied the 
victim, “what you are charging me for 
these photographs.”—Detroit Free Press. 
Judge: “You hit the plaintiff with a 
chunk of coal, and your conduct presents 
not one extenuating circumstance.” De¬ 
fendant: “Beg pahdon, Sah, jes’ one, 
Sah. It was soft coal, Sah.”—Chicago 
News. 
“Mother, what are twins?” asked lit¬ 
tle Bobbie. “I know,” chimed in Dolly. 
“Twins is two babies just the same age; 
three babies is triplets; four is quad¬ 
rupeds; and five is centipedes.”—An¬ 
swers. 
“Seems to me you go shootin’ a good 
many days when you ought to be ’tend¬ 
in’ to yer farm.” “Well, I’m like that 
old nag of yours—I don’t work except 
I’m druv to it, an’ then I don’t do no 
more’n I can help! ’—Puck. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINTS 
_____ UFD W 
est trusw 'ShS&sr* 
0. W. INQERSOLL, 
Endorsed by the 
irprise you. Write for Samples. 
340 Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. 
GOOK BOOK FREE 
Containing 325 Pages, Over 2500 
Recipes, Round in Cloth. 
TO ALL PURCHASERS. Agents make 25 Per 
Cent Commission selling our goods. 
SEND FOR NEW TERMS. 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO , 
P. O. Box 290, Dept. R. 31-33 Vesey St., New York. 
Cider Machinery.—Send for catalogue to Boomer & 
Boschert Press Co., 118 West Water St., Syracuse,N.Y. 
W»Trn rUADM tfDPU-AU farmers interested 
YV Alin InAKl ritC/L lngC) od Fanning Mills 
will receive a nice watch charm by sending 1c. * tamps 
to JOHNSON & FIELD M’F'G. CO., Racine, Wis. 
Catalog Free. 
SPECIAL PRICES 
Trial. Guaranteed. Double 
and Combination Beam. 
OSGOOD 103 Central St. 
now. BINGHAMTON,N.Y. 
G et more eggs, how? 
Feed the hens on {jrrecn cut bone. They 
will lay double the eggs 
right in the middle of the winter, 
when eggs are worth most money. 
nilinY Creen Bone 
UAIVUI Cutters 
with or without gear are the best 
machines for preparing bone for 
fowls. Cut fast, turn ca*y. 
Catalogue and prices free. 
STRATTON MFG. CO., 
Box \ g, Erie, Pa. 
TERRIFF’S 
PERFECT 
WASHER 
SENT ON TRIAL at whole¬ 
sale price. If not satisfactory money 
will oe refunded. SOLD under a 
POSITIVE GUARANTEE to wash 
as clean as can be done on the 
washboard, even to the wrist- 
and neckbands of the most soiled 
shirt, and with far greater 
ease. Does not wear out the H 
clothes. Economizes soap, 
labor and time. ACENTS 
WANTED. Exclusive ter¬ 
ritory given. Big money 
made. For terms and prices 
Address, _ 
Portland Mfg. Co. Box (4* Portland, Mich. 
OEM 
FULL 
CIRC I 
_ _ Warranted the lightest, strong 
_j cheapest 4 fastest Full Circle Baler m the 
market. Made of wrought steel. Can be operated 
with one or two horses. Will bale 10 to 15 tons of hay 
a day. Write for description and prices. 
GEORGE EWTEL CO.. QUI 
JINCY. ILL. 
ASBESTINE 
WEATHER 
PROOF 
PROOF Cold Water Paint, 
There are a good many “Speare’s Paint Men” 
in the country now. They are painting their own 
houses and bams, fences and out-buildings with ASBESTINE. 
They used 7,000,000 pounds last year and made us quadruple 
our factory. Tho reason! Well, it’s so good, being weather proof, lire-proor 
germ-proof. It’s so durable—will not rub off, wash off, scale, crack nor blister. 
It s so simple; being a dry powder to which you simply add cold water. Any one 
can apply ft. It’s so cheap, costing only one-fourth as much as oil paint. That s 
why its sales increase every year. Ask your dealer for it or writ9 us for Card 16. 
and price list. JHE ALDEN SPEARE'S SONS CO., 369 Atlantic Avenue, Boston. 
100 William Street. New York. 9 Milwaukee Ave.. Chicago. 
New Cyclone CUTTER 
With its Compound Spiral Cutting and Shred- 
j: h ~ PulSnrlor combined, is the latest great ad- 
Uing Ojlinuer, vance in feed cutter construction. 
The Cylinder draws and cuts feed from both sides of the 
machine toward the center, thus reducing strain and 
friction on both sides of machine, and throws the feed 
from center of spout, thereby making it absolutely im¬ 
possible for the machine to clog. Write us at once for 
circular, which fully describes this new cutting device, 
as well as for introductory prices and terms. Mention 
this paper. 
FARMERS MFC. CO., 
Massillon, Ohio. 
FARQUHAR 
VARIABLE FRICTION FEED 
SAW MILL 
AND 
AJAX'S ENGINE 
Rapid, accurate, strong and 
simple, with large capacity. 
Engines on sills or wheels. 
Strong and safe. No Kar- 
quliar Boiler has ever 
exploded. Send for catalog 
of Portable Engines,Shingle 
Mills, Threshing Machines, 
Stationary Engines and 
Boilers, and Standard Agricultural’I m plem en t.s 
generally. A. B. Farquhar Co., Ltd., York, Pa. 
DRILLING 
Machines 
Over 70 sizes and styles, for drilling either deep or 
shallow wells in any kind of soil or rock. Mounted 
on wheels or on sills. With engines or horse powers. 
Strong, simple and durable. Any mechanic can 
operate them easily. 8end for catalog. 
WILLIAMS BROS., Ithaca, N. V. 
LIGHTNING WELL MACHY 
IS THE STAN DA_R “ 
STFAM PUMPS AIR LIFTS, 
GASOLINE ENGINES '^<r 
WRITE FOR CIRCULAR HsX v 
THE AMERICAN WELL WORKS __ 
, AURORA.ILL -CHICAGO- 0ALLAS.TEX 
m 
■Nila 
lever-Famnj 
THERE IS WATER IN THE 
ARID REGIONS. 
You can pet it if you go deep! 
enough with the 
STAR 
DRILLING 
MACHINE. 
It is 
a quick worker, 
no springs to slack or 
i break, strongly built, 
either steam or horse 
i power. Made in ten sizes. We also have a 
( full line of supplies. Send for free catalogue. 
\ Star Drilling Machine Co., Akron, Ohio. 
BUCKEYE 
Feed Mills & 
PovverCombined 
Notonly 
cob and 
single or 
they also supply power 
for shelling, cutting fee<j 
sawing wood, pumping 
water, &c. at the same 
time. Fast, large capacity 
and durable. Send at once 
for CatalogP .Mailed free. 
STAVKK UUtltlAliK 10., 
76thand Wallace St*., Chicago. 
NONE 
BETTER 
MADE. 
COUNT NOSES 
V 
ke the verdict of your live stock, and we ven¬ 
ture that it is overwhelmingly 
In favor of ground feed. 
Scientific Grinding Wilis 
11 make more feed and better feed from the I 
me amountof grain. They .avetlme, money I 
id feed. Numerous kinds—both sweep and 
iwer. Crush and grind ear corn and all grains 
parate or mixed. Send for catalog R before | 
iu buy. We mail it free. 
THE F00S MANFQ. CO., Springfield, Ohio. 
New Feed Mill. 
8 pecial Introductory Price. 
SUNDRIES MFG. CO., South Bend, Ind 
A Good Grinder 
AT A LOW PRICE. 
The New Holland Cob and 
Feed Grinder ts sold for 
and satisfaction guaran¬ 
teed. Itisthelightest 
the most durable mill made, 
as well as the simplest In 
construction. Send for cata¬ 
logue a-.d judge for yourself. 
NEW HOLLAND MACHINE WORKS, BOX 15, NEW HOLLAND, PA. 
A CRUSH m GRIND 
corn and cob and all kinds of grain, 
| single or mixed, on the 
Quaker City G, Mn'i ING 
Makes perfect feed ortamily meal. 
Has ball bearings—less friction and 
„ minimum power. Send for32nd An- 
...aim— **nuul Catalogue -G7 
^Shfe****"^ A. W. STRAUB * CO., 8787 
I'ilbert St.. Philadelphia, Pa., The A W.8TRAVR 
iO., Canal A Kandolpli 8t(*.,Chlongo,HI. Also West- 
- L.C3 _Cl.oll ~ 
BOWSHER MILLS 
(Sold with or without Elevator.) 
For Every Variety of Work. 
Have conical shaped grinders. Different 
from all others. Handiest to operate and 
LIGHTEST RUNNING. 
Have them in 7 sizes—2 to 25 horse 
power. One style for windwheel use. 
(Also make Sweep Feed Grinders.) 
I*. N, BOWSHEtt CO., South Beud, Ind, 
Banner Root 
Cutters. 
Unequalled for cutting all kinds of 
roots and vegetables for feedinglive 
stock. Take out all dirt. Cut fine. 5 
sizes, hand and power. Catalog free. 
0. E. THOMPSON & SONS, 
Ypsilantl, With. 
Largest Root Cutter Makers 
In the world. 
THE CLIPPER MILLS 
are guaranteed to be the best 
Grain and Seed Cleaners made. 
We use them in our warehouse 
(power sizes) for recleaning 
Clover. Timothy Seed, Wheat, 
Dwarf Essex Rape.ViciaVillosa 
and other Farm Seeds. Write 
for Mi.l Circular; also Field Seed Price LiBt Free. 
The Henry Philipps Seed and Implement Co., 
115-117 St. Clair St., Toledo, Ohio. 
STOCK FEEDERS 
listen to this and think before 
buying a feed grinder. There 
sands of Peerless Mills 
now in use. Grind ear com 
all grains fine or coarse, 
family meal or feed. We 
AGENTS EVERYWHERE, 
prices, &c., free. 
W. J. ADAM, JOLIET, ILL. 
THE 
Harrison” 
MILL 
Formerly made in New 
Haven, Conn., has been 
bought by us and added 
to our Targe lino of 
French Bulir Stone Mills for farm uses and cus¬ 
tom grinding. If you want the best grinder made 
write to us for our factory prices. Every mill war¬ 
ranted and sent on trial. Send for Book on Mills. 
N0RDYKE & MARM0N C0„ Flour Mill Builders, 
Estab. 1801. 270 Day Street, Indianapolis Ind. 
TORNADO 
Un- 
equaled 
for Ensl- 
lage or 
Dry Fod¬ 
der S-trr e d d i n g . 
Cuts Hay and Straw without change in attachments 
Ravins: cost of extra cutting: head. Sample of 
its work and catalogue furnished free. Traveling 
Feed Tables, with larger sizes when wanted. 
W. R. HARRISON & CO., Massillon, O. 
CHARTER 
Gasoline Engine 
USED 
Any Place 
By Any One 
For Any Purpose 
Stationaries,Portables, Engines, 
Pumps and Iloisters 
State your Power Needs. 
Charter Gas Engine Co., Box 26, Sterling, III. 
THE MIETZ & WEISS 
KeroseneEngines 
Cheapest and Safest 
Power known. For 
Pumping water, grinding 
corn, separating cream, 
sawing wood, and all power 
purposes. Send for Catalog. 
A. MIETZ. 
128 Mott Street, New York 
Our Specialty: Small Engines, 
1, 2, 3 and 5 H. P., for farmers, 
and stock men. Power and 
efficiency guaranteed. Write 
for our catalogue, stating your 
needs. 
Bates & Edmonds Motor Co., 
Box 3133, Lansing, Mich. 
Designed expressly for Farmers, Thrashers, Well- 
Drillers. Simple, Strong, Durable—Absolutely Safe. 
Mention this paper. Manufactured by The Bing¬ 
hamton Gas Engine Co., Binghamton, N. Y 
The Best Power 
lor all purposes is an U prlght or Horizontal combined 
Engine and Boiler such aa we show here. * » 
.t is of special value in cutting and grind. 
'.ng feed, shelling corn, 
threshing, pumping water, 
separating cream, sawing / 
Wood, See., Ac. 
Leffel 
Engines 
represent unusual merit In de- c —-— 
sign, material and construction. Quick steamers, 
economical of fuel and safe. We make them from 
3 Hors© Power up. Prices very low Quality con- 
•ftdered. Special Engine Book mailed free. Address, 
JAMES LEFFEL tk CO., 
f«£ SO., Sitrlnqfield Ohio. 
SEPARATORS and POWERS 
far 1, 3 and 3 horses, with governor; level 
•r even tread. Catalogue free. 
Sweep Powers, Corn Shelters, Feed Mills, Steel Rollers, Mowera, 
Bakes, Cultivators, Saws, Engiues—3 to 25 H.P. t mounted** 
stationary. The Mes.Inger Mfg. Oo., Tataxny, P* 
filflDCC DDWCDC THRASHERS 
Hullot rUntnOi cleaners 
On. * two-horse Thrashing OutflU. Level plITTCDO 
Tread, Pat.Governor, Feed and Ensilage 1 * L,, ° 
ELLIS KEYSTONE AGR’L WORKS, Pottsto.n,Pa 
F. L. MAINE, General Agent, Willet, N. Y 
WOOD SAWS. 
For Pumping 
Cream 
tors or 
machines 
quirlng 
power 
solutely 
motion, 
B_ _ 
ccarp coon one-horse 
“Slf' /ESS TREAD POWER. 
It has a t vhlch regulates the walk of the horseB to a ntco- 
ty and delivei. . absolutely steady and even motion to the ma¬ 
chine driven. With our Hack Geared Pump Jack it makes a splen¬ 
did pumping outfit. If you want a tread power for any puipos., 
buy a ‘•Success,” 1, 2 or 3-horse. They will deliver more power 
than any other because they run light, are roomy and strong en ough 
for largest horses, etc._ 
logue, and about our sweep powers, gasoline engine8,winc! 
er and ensilage outtere,wood iawe,huakers,steel tanka,etc., 
Free 
