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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
June 7, 1902 
HUMOROUS 
“The housekeeper thought she heard 
burglars and she seized a frying-pan—’’ 
“Peculiar weapon!” “Well, she would 
have made it hot for them.”—Credit 
Lost. 
Glee Club Man: “You ought to see a 
sunrise on the Pacific Ocean. It is sim¬ 
ply grand.” His Partner: “Why, I didn’t 
know the sun ever rose in the West.”— 
Yale Record. 
Sunday School Teacheb (to the 
bright boy of the class): “Johnny, how 
did Elijah die?” Johnny: “He didn’t 
die. He was translated from the orig¬ 
inal Hebrew.”—The Ram’s Horn. 
TirE Judge: “On the homicide charge 
I sentence you for life; on the burglary 
charge I sentence you for 10 years.” The 
Prisoner: “T’anks, jedge! You’ve added 
10 years to mah life.”—Credit Lost. 
The Music Teacher: “Johnny is im¬ 
proving daily in his violin playing.’ 
Johnny’s Mother (gratified): “Is that so? 
We didn’t know whether he was improv¬ 
ing or we were just getting more used 
to it.”—Judge. 
“I heard the master complaining to 
the cook that the eggs he had for break¬ 
fast were not fresh,” said Mr. Cochin 
China to his wife. “They were fresh 
when I laid them,” replied Mrs. Cochin 
China, tartly.—Detroit Free Press. 
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At WHOLESALE PRICES, Delivered Fit KE 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and sA VE Dealers 
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0. W. INQERSOLL, 246 Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. 
The Business Farmers’ Way 
Thrashes his own Grain. Has Grain ready to take 
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99 
HALLOCK’S “OK 
Potato Digger 
An Offer to 
Potato 
Growers l 
Patented 
August 24, 1897. 
PRICE 
$50 
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PAT'O AUG.30ial8B3 ’ 
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TILE DR AI NED LAND 
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