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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
July 8, 1899 
Humorous. 
Onk swallow may not make a Summer, 
but a grasshopper can certainly make a 
spring.— Philadelphia Record. 
Ax uptown man escapes the heat by 
going into his well stocked cellar, which 
is always coaled.— Philadelphia Record. 
“I understand, Pat, that you have a 
big family dependent upon you?” “Yis, 
sor—tin childers, siven pigs, and the old 
’oman.”— The Australasian. 
ENSILAGE CUTTER.'Ek ^! 0 
Do you expect to put up Ensilage this Fall ? 
If so, the TORNADO will do it better and 
faster than any other With our Improved 1899 
Carriers or Conveyers thev make the beet 
Erf-Rage Ouiflte «no» r. I'NEQl'ALED FOR 
DRY CORN FODDER AND HAY. 8end for 
cafa'ogue and Free Sample of the TORNA¬ 
DO’S work on Corn Fodder and. JTay. Also 
Land Rollers and 
Sweep Horse Powers. 
W. R. HARRISON & CO.,Mfrs.,Massillon,0. 
Treatise on Cheap and Practical Silo Building 
mailed FREE. Mention Thk R. N.-Y. 
“Do you know,” he asked, as he fum¬ 
bled around in his coat pocket, “that 
cigarette smoke will drive away mos¬ 
quitoes?” “Perhaps it will,” she replied, 
“but I prefer the mosquitoes.”— Chicago 
U erald. 
“No malaria about here, I suppose,” 
said the prospective Summer boarder. 
“Naw,” replied the rural landlord. “We 
hain’t never had no call fer it, but ef it’s 
Hand iesffhin£ «•" pa rm 
For handling potatoes, onions, all vegetables, 
without bruising. Lightest, strongest, most, 
durable scoop ever sold. Made of one solid piece 
of best quality steel. Save time and work by using a 
DIAMOND SCOOP FORK 
for handling fine manure, lime, etc. We also make the ap¬ 
proved Dinmnml Beet Fork with 7 ball-end tines. Ask 
dealers for them. Farm and Garden Tool Catalogue free. 
ASHTABULA TOOL, CO., ASHTABULA, Ohio. 
to be had down to the village I reckon 
as how we’ll git it fer you.”— Chicago 
News. 
A farmer was complaining to some 
bystanders that he did not know what 
was the matter with Ms horses. He had 
tried everything he could think of, con¬ 
dition powder and all other specifics, but 
to no purpose. They would not improve 
in flesh. A stable-boy, whose sym¬ 
pathies were aroused by the story, com¬ 
prehended the situation, and modestly 
asked: “Did you ever try oats?”— Tit- 
Pits. 
The nurse on duty in a certain Lon¬ 
don hospital was giving the little ones 
their last meal for the day. All save one 
were patiently waiting their turn to be 
served, the one in question being a lit¬ 
tle rosy-cheeked convalescent, who was 
calling lustily for her portion. “Aren’t 
you just a little impatient, Dorothy?” in¬ 
quired tne kindly nurse, with just a 
little tinge of correction in her tone. 
“No,I’m not!” retorted Dorothy,prompt¬ 
ly. “I’m a little she patient! ’’—Argo¬ 
naut. 
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GOOD INCOMES 
(20,25and30percei tcommission; 
made by getting orders for our 
celebrated Teas, Coffees. Spices, 
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If you don’t want commissions 
we will give you Premiums: Lace 
Curtains, Tea Sets. Toilet Se s, 
Watches, Clocks, Dinner Sets, Ac. Send this ad. and 
15c., and we will mall you a sample of best Tea Im¬ 
ported and catalogue. The Great American Tea Co., 
31 &33 Vesey St.. New York.N.Y. P.O.Box 289 ,Rural. 
THE 
SPANGLER 
LOW-DOWN 
Crain and Fertilizer Drill. 
Bcxt on earth. Abso utely Positive Force-Feed. 
Light Draft. Fully warranted. Write us for Drill 
Book and Prices. We will make It pay you. 
SPANGLER MFG. CO., York, Pa. 
AGood Farm Engine 
pays for itself in many ways. The con¬ 
venience of an ever-read^ power for cut¬ 
ting and grinding feed, 
threshing, shelling corn, 
separating cream, pumping, 
water, sawing wood, etc., is 
appreciated by all. Then, too,' 
if you have the power you may 
make a great deal of money 
by grinding feed for your 
neighbors. We make 
UPRIGHT and 
HORIZONTAL with steel boilers 
FNtiINFS from S H. P. up, both »ta- 
tionary and portable. Wo 
believe them to be the best all-around farm engines 
made. You will agree with us when yon read our Book 
on Engines and Boilers, sent FREE to intending 
buyers. Prices reasonable. 
JAMES LEFFEL A CO. Box , Springfield, 
COMMERCIAL HAY 
It finds a market anywhere and 
everywhere. 
THE BEST i DEOERICK PRESS. 
They make the most even and compact bales: they are 
the fastest presses and easierto feed with the large pat¬ 
ent condensing hopper. This is the Continuous Re¬ 
versible Lever Horse Press. Pre-eminently the press 
for the multitude. We build hand, horsed: steam power 
presses both in wood frame and steel ease. Also make 
the best wire bale ties. Send for“Baling Pointers,” free. 
P. K. DEDERICK’S SONS, 20 Tivoli SI.. Albany, N. Y. 
LATEST IMPROVED 
HORSE POWER 
Machines for Threshing and Cleaning Grain. 
k Also machines for SAWING WOOD, 
yith circular and cross-cut 
drag saws. 
Acknowledged 
l by all to be 
The Best 
r regarding easy 
_ draft, durabil¬ 
ity and quantity of work. 50 page pamphlet free. 
A. W. CRAY’S SONS, 
P. O. Box 80, Middletown Springs, Vt. 
HEEBNER’S t „ p .n?lad Horsepower 
with Speed It emulator. 
Send for .. _ _ 
Catalogue. U ENSILAGE AND DRY FODDER CUTTER 
with Crus her. A Iso Threshers and Cleaners,Feed Mills, 
Corn Shellers, Drag and Circular Saw Machines, etc. 
HEEBNER Sc SONS, Lansdalc, Pa., U.S.A. 
UfiDCC DnilfCDC THRASHERS 
nunoc runtno, and cleaners 
One* two-horse Thrashing Outfits. Level PHTTFRQ 
Tread, Pat.Governor, Feed and Knsllage UU I I Lilo 
ELLIS KEYSTONE AGR’L WORKS, Pottstown, Pa 
F. L. MAINE, General Agent, Wlllet, N. Y. 
F. H. BENEDICT. General Agent. McLean, N.Y. 
FARQUHAR 
RAKE SEPARATOR 
Lightest draught; most 
durable, perfect in operation and cheapest. 
Farquhar Vibrator Separator 
greatest capacity; wastes no 
grain, cleans ready for mar 
ket. Specially adapted for 
merchant threshing and 
large crops. Threshes rice, 
flax and millet. Received 
medals and awards at three 
world’s fairs. 
Farquhar Celebrated Ajax Engine 
Received medal and high¬ 
est award at World's Co¬ 
lumbian Exposition. Far- 
quhar's threshing engines 
are the most perfect in use. 
Have scats, foot brakes and 
two injectors. Are very 
strong and durable and are 
made as light as is consis¬ 
tent wdth safety. There is 
no record of a Farquhar boiler ever exploding. 
Pennsylvania Traction Engine 
Combines the 
advantages of 
all. Powerfully 
strong, durable 
convenient. 
Engines, 
Boilers, 
Snw Mills, 
| nnd 
Agricultural 
Implements 
generally. 
Send for Illustrated Catalog. 
n runnnu ad nnUDAUV IM 
Are Filled 
SILOS Quicksand 
Economically with ‘‘New Hero** 
ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
BECAUSE THEY 
EXCELL 
in rapid 
work, 
strength, dur¬ 
ability and 
simplicity. 
Twogearaonly 
on the corn- 
lets cutter, 
izes to suit 
all needs. 8TRONCEST GUARANTEED. 
SOMETHING NEW: 
desired angle, and can be changed from one angle 
to another without stopping cutter. New 160 page 
catalogue mailed FREE. Tells all about Hero 
Ensilage and Fodder Cutters. Corn Huskers 
Sweep and Tread Powers, Feed Mills, Goodhne, 
Wina Mills, Shellers, Peck’s Corn Thresher, etc. 
APPLETON MEG. CO. Batavia* Ills* 
SEPARATOR and POWERS 
G'l 
our pricei 
& Catalogue 
of Sweep 
Powers, hand 
and power Corn 
Shellers, Feed Cotters, 
Feed Mills, Steel Land Rollers, Chilled 
Mowers, Wood Saws, Knj?ines—3 to 25 Horse Power, 
itatiouarr. ». 8. MCHSINiiEU & bOS % Tatamj, l’a 
SUCCESS 
Gilt 
Edge 
Potato Harvester 
Not an Elevator Digger; Not a 
Four (4) Horse Digger; 
BUT a digger that does the work ; and at a price within 
the reach of every farmer growing three acres or more. 
WE WANT the name and address of every POTATO 
grower in the United States who would buy a potato 
digger, provided it did first-class work. Give us a 
chance to talk to you. Kindly give your county. 
D. Y. HALLOCK & SON, Box 805, YORK, PA. 
