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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
September 3, 1904. 
HUMOROUS 
Turn about’s fair play, metliinks. 
For instance, when 
Men set up the drinks the drinks 
Upset the men 
—Philadelphia Ledger. 
“Mrs. Jones always reminds me of a 
gardener.” “Don’t be unkind; she’s a wid- 
ow now.” “Just so—and trying to get rid 
of her weeds.”—Melbourne Leader. 
Weston: “What does a member of the 
Legislature get in your State?” Keystone: 
“That depends. Sometimes one is sen¬ 
tenced for a year or two, but more fre¬ 
quently he gets off scot free.”—Philadel¬ 
phia Ledger. 
“Iiow often,” said the philosopher, “a 
man is reminded of his own littleness in 
this great world.” “Yes,” answered Mr. 
Cumrox, “especially if he has three daugh¬ 
ters who have been to boarding school.”— 
Washington Star. 
Eminent Surgeon : “I operated on Mr. 
Bullion for appendicitis to-day.” His 
Wife: “Dear me! I wonder who will 
have it next?” Eminent Surgeon (absent- 
mindedly) : “I don’t know. I haven’t de¬ 
cided yet.”—Life. 
Willie: “Papa, if I was twins, would 
you buy the other boy a banana, too?” 
Papa: “Certainly, my son.” Willie: 
“Papa, you surely ain’t going to cheat me 
out of another banana just because I am 
all in one piece?”—Youth. 
O’Halloran —“it’s sorry Oi am to foind 
that yez hov a ticket to the play to-night, 
McGovern, for yez’ll not see Sir Hinnery.” 
McGovern—“How does yez know that?” 
“Because I was there last noight, and wid 
me two eyes seen him die in the last act.” 
—Leslie’s Weekly. 
Little Amzi (who has an inquiring 
mind) : “Uncle Tim—I saw the word in 
the newspaper—what is the ‘curriculum’ oi 
a college.” Uncle Timrod (promptly) : 
“Curriculum, eh? Why, that’s what them 
’ere mop-headed college students comb 
their hair with.”—Puck. 
“Is it true?” asked the caller, “that your 
husband ordered Dr. Smoother out of the 
house?” ”Yes. Poor Jack has been car¬ 
rying the baby all night every night for a 
week and was run down to a thread. I 
called the doctor, and he told Jack that he 
must take exercise.”—Detroit Free Press. 
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k $300000 STOCK 
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