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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
June 17, 1905. 
HUMOROUS 
Have you heard of the nice motor car 
Which papa one time gave to mamma? 
They went out alone 
On a ride of their own, 
Do you ask if we're orphans? We are! 
—Credit Lost. 
“Now,” began the nioralizer, “take the 
life of your neighbor, for instance. He 
-” “I’d do it in a minute,” interrupt¬ 
ed the demoralizer, “if the law would 
tolerate it. He’s learning to play the 
cornet.”—Chicago News. 
A Never F iiling Water Supply, 
with absolute safety, at small 
ay be had by using the 
Improved Rider He S. r Pumping Engine and 
Improved Eric? £7 i Hot Air Pumping Engine. 
Built by us for more than 30 yt~ h r d sold in every country in the world Exclu¬ 
sively intended for pumping ^ May be run by any ignorant boy or woman. 
So well built that their durah^ yet to be determined, engines which were sold 
30 years ago being still in active rice. 
Send stamp for "C4 ' Catalogue to nearest office 
RIDER-ERICSSON ENGINE CO., 
SS Warren St., New York. franklin St., Horton 
to Dearborn St., Chicago. Craig St.,Went. Montreal, r. Q. 
40 North 1th St , Philadelphia. 32 P 111 * St., Sydney, N. . 
Tenl*»nt«»-Ri»v 71, TTavuna. Pnha. 
“DarRinger, have you got a quarter you 
don’t want?” “Why, certainly. Here it 
is. ” The next day: “I say, Darringer, 
that quarter you gave me was a bad one.” 
“Yes, Bromley. You asked me if I had a 
quarter that I didn’t want.”—Brown Book. 
"Don’t you think,” asked Mrs. Old- 
castle, “that everybody is affected more 
or less by environment?” “Yes,” replied 
Mrs. Packenham, “if they’re foolish 
enough to take such things, but I al¬ 
ways turn down my glass and never touch 
it. ”—Chicago Record-Herald. 
Mother: “I wonder what Mrs. Good- 
enough and Mrs. Snapper are talking 
about?” Boy: “I know, I heard’m; they 
was talking about religion.” Mother: 
“What did they say?” Boy: “O, nothin’ 
in particular; jest pitchin’ into the 
preacher.”—The Ram’s Horn. 
Mrs. Youngi.ove: “Be sure not to pass 
that cake on the sideboard to the guests 
this evening, won’t you, dear?” Mr. 
Younglove: “Why not?” Mrs. Younglove: 
“Because I made a mistake and put in 
bluing instead of vanilla. It tastes queer, 
but isn’t it a beautiful sky blue?”—De¬ 
troit Free Press. 
The stranger strolled through the vil¬ 
lage streets until lie arrived at the ceme¬ 
tery, says the old story. The gravedigger 
was hard at work excavating a grave. 
“Do people die often hereabouts?” asked 
—E C O N O M Y—————■ 
HOT-AIR ENGINES anVpower 
for simplicity, durability and economy 
IT SURPASSES ALL OTHERS. 
W E will demonstrate points of superiority. If you wish a Power or Pumping 
outfit that you can depend upon, that does not need a skilled operator, we 
will send you one, through your dealer or direct to you on fifteen days 
approval. That shows you what WE think of our engine. Wo sell to only one 
dealer in a locality. 
Write us for Catalogue D and full particulars if you are in need of power for 
any purpose. Our prices are within the reach of all. 
THOMAS <C> mVUTH 17-19 Carpenter St., CHICAGO 
1 nUlHAO Ut iji'II 1 n, «88 Hudson St., NEW YORK 
OHIO -— Ensilage Cutters 
will cut more corn in half inch lengths and elevate it Into silo with a given amount of 
power than other Ensilage Cutters. Hence, they excel in the two most important points. 
The new sizes will cut:— CAPACITY AND POWER. 
No. 14, 12 «o IS ions per hour In 1-2 Inch lengthm. Power 8 to 10 H. P. Steam. 
No. 17, 18 to 20 do do lOto 12H.P. * 
No. 19, 20 to 26 do do 12 H. P. 
And they are so guaranteed. We continue to make Nos. 13, 16 and 18 Self Feed Cut¬ 
ters, both with Blower and Chain Klevators. 
More money can be made out of milk cows and beef cattle 
by feeding silage than by any other means. 
On Silage ration, milk costs 68%c, per 100 pounds. 
On Grain ration, milk costs Si.05 “ “ “ 
Average net profit per cow per month on silage Sfin.nohj, with 
Grain S2.46J4- State 
Experiment Stations 
have demonstrated 
by tests that Silage, 
Clover Hay anil 4 pounds 
of grain as a daily ra¬ 
tion will produce 40 per 
cent more beef during 
winter months, than by other 
foods. Silago costs about $1.50 
per ton in silo. Catalog shows In¬ 
numerable illustrations of dairy 
properties and letters from users 
of ‘‘Ohio’' Cutters. “Modern Silage 
Methods" tells everything about 
silage from planting to feeding 
and re8ulta. Price 10c., coin or 
stamps. Manufactured by 
THE SILVER MANUFACTURING COMPANY, SALEM, OHIO. 
the stranger. “None of ’em ever died 
more’n once since my tinK,” answered the 
gravedigger, wiping the sweat from his 
forehead with the back of his hand.—New 
York Sun. 
Tommy had been to the dentist’s, and 
the hollow tooth which had kept him— 
and the rest of the household—awake all 
night was extracted. Later in the day his 
mother was surprised to see him seated 
before the trophy, gloating over it. “What 
are you doing, dear?” she asked. “Why, 
mother,” he replied, with glee, “I’ve filled 
up the holler wiv sugar—and now I’:n 
watchin’ it ache !”—Melbourne Leader. 
‘Blizzard 
mounted. 
New and 
improved 
with Self 
Feed Table 
Ensilage Cutting Made Easy 
The “Bllzznrd” is a perfect hay, straw and fodder cutter, and a 
most efficient dry corn fodder shredder. Prepares green and dry feed 
economically, and this means money for the farmer. For ease and con¬ 
venience of operation, the 
BLIZZARD 
Feed and Ensilage Cutter or 
8hredder with Wind Elevator 
has no equal. Elevates to any height or in 
any direction. Strongly built; lias no com¬ 
plicated parts; fully guaranteed. Write for 
particulars how to get a ‘•Billiard” on trial. 
DICK AGRICULTURAL WORKS, Box 69 Canton, Ohio. 
TILE DRAINED LAND IS MORE PRODUCTIVE 
creases the value. Acres of swampy land reclaimed and made fertile. 
Jackson's lioumi brain Tile meets every requirement. We also make Sewer 
Pipe, Red and Fire Brick, Chimney Tops, Encaustic Side Walk Tile, etc. Write 
for what you want and prices. JOHN H. JACKSON, 76 Third Ave., Alban?, N. ¥. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
R. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply ana 
“a square deal." See guarantee, page 8. 
VICTORY FEED MILL. 
Oldest and Best Grinding Mill 
Made. Will crush and grind 
corn and cob and all kinds of 
grain, mixed or separate. 
Grinds faster, finer and with 
less power than other mills. 
Are built strong, well made of 
good material, and will last 
a lifetime. Small size adapt¬ 
ed for wind and tread power. 
Made in four 6izes for 1,4.8 
and 10 H. P. Free Catalogue. 
THOS. ROBERTS,* 
Box 93. Springfield, O. 
Quaker City Grinding Mills 
For Corn and Cobs, Feed and Table Meal. 
CCIIT Oil TDIAI Built in 8 sizes. 1 to 30 
wtn I Ull I niML horse power. Ball bear¬ 
ing, easy running. Freight paid. Send foi free 
38th Annual Catalogue. 
The A. W. Straub Co, 
3737 Filbert St. Phila. Pa. 
47-49 Canal St. Chicago.IU 
Th OMi Portibli Enj,n# 
OLDS ENGINES 
Take Your Power to 
Your Work 
Insendlng out their last specifications fori 
gasoline engines for West Point, the^ U S. 1 
War Department required them *‘to be 
Olds Engines or equal.” They excel all 
others or the D.S.Government would not de¬ 
mand them. 
It requires no experience to run them, and 
Repairs Practically Cost Nothing. 
Send for catalogue of our Wizard Engine, 2 
to 8H. P. ( jump spark ignition, same as in 
the famous Oldsmobile) the most economical 
•mall power engine made; fitted with either J 
pump-jack or direct-connected pump; suit- 
ble for all kinds of work; or our general 
catalog showing ail sizes. 
OLDS 
GASOLINE ENGINE 
WORKS, 
Lansing, Mich., 
N. Y. Agents, U. H. Deyo & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. 
PALMER GASOLINE ENGINES 
Three Horse Power, $100.00 
Five Horse Power, $150.00 
Wood Sawing- Outfits on 
Wheels 
Thr r e norse Power, $200.00 
Five Horse Power, $250.00 
8end for Catalog. 
PALMER BROS. 
Cos Cob , Conn. 
POPULAR ENGINE AT 
THE RIGHT PRICE. 
Our3-H.P.“ BEAT 'EM ALL" 
Pumper, only $110. Our3h> to4- 
H.P. "WATERLOO BOY” 
only $125. Write for illus¬ 
trated catalogue. 
Waterloo Gasoline 
Engine Co. 
Waterloo, - Iowa. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
R. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply and 
"a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINTS 
At WHOLESALE! PRICES, Delivered FREE 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and SAVE Dealers 
profits. In use 61 years. Officially Endorsed by the 
Orange. Low prices will surprise you. Write for Samples. 
0. W. INOERSOLL, 346 I'lymouth St., Brooklyn. N. Y. 
GOOD INCOMES FOR ILL 
2 5 to 30 percent commission 
to got orders for our celebrated Teas, 
CoflfeeH, Spices, Extracts and Baking 
Powder. Beautiful Preheats and Coupons 
with every purchase. lHAKGES I’a 11) 
For prompt attention address Mr. J. J. D. 
OUr ot 
THK GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
I*. 0. Box 289, 31-33 YeseySt., New York 
c 
THK FAMOUS 
GREEN MOUNTAIN 
SILO 
1 If you are now keeping five cows, buy a Green Mountain 
Silo and fceep ten. It will cost you no more to keep the ten 
cows with a Green Mountain Silo than five cows without 
the aio. 
Green Mountain Silo-fed cows give more milk. That 
means to you more cows, more milk, more money, and twice 
as much profit. The Green Mountain is the very best of all 
siloi. Our New Free Illustrated Catalogue tells all about it. 
Write for it. Special discount to early purchasers. Agents 
wanted in unoccupied territory. . 
Note : We .re manufacturers and deaWs in Machinery and Supplies 
for Dairy and Creamery ; also Gasolene Engines, Pleasure Boats, etc. 
Stoddard Mfg. Co., Rutland, Vt. 
A Saving 
OF 
Wc Can Save 
Money 
for Yon 
If you contemplate the purchase of a car¬ 
riage or buggy of any kind it will pay you 
to send for our free catalogue and learn the 
advantage of purchasing direct from the fac¬ 
tory. 
Our plan of selling by mail not only saves 
the bu}'er one-third in price but gives better 
satisfaction as to quality, and broader scope 
for choice. 
We make and ship carriages and harness 
to every State in the Union and have thou¬ 
sands of testimonials from customers who 
have saved money. 
We are the only house in the State of 
Ohio selling direct to the customer who 
actually manufacture the vehicles aud har¬ 
ness they offer for sale. 
Whatever your needs in the carriage or 
harness line we can save you fully one-third 
on any purchase, whether it be a carriage, 
surrey, road wagon or harness. 
Our Money Back 
Offer 
If you select a carriage or harness from our 
descriptive catalogue and are dissatisfied with 
your purchase we will refund the money and pay 
freight charges both ways. Secure our large 
illustrated catalogue for complete information. 
THE COLUMBUS CARRIAGE AND HARNESS CO., 
Columbus, Ohio. 
CAPITAL 
GAS & GASOLINE 
ENGINES 
We will sell a 
sample 3hz H. P. 1 . 
engine at half 
price. 
C. H. A. Dissinger & 
400 Cherry Street 
Wrights ville, Penna. 
Get free 
cata¬ 
logue 
of full 
line of 
Imple¬ 
ment*. 
EMPIRE ENGINES 
8 to 25 n. P., mounted or stationary; 
Sweep Powers, for 2 to 8 horses; 
Tread Powers, 1 to 4 horses, level 
or even tread; 6 sizes, Separa¬ 
tors, Feed Cutters, Feed 
Mills, Hand and Power 
Corn Shelters, Saws, Plows, 
Steel and Plank Rollers. 
THE 
COLUMBUS 
and Gasoline 
Engines. 
S i m p’l e, effective, 
easily started and 
adjusted. 
Columbus Machine Co. 
Columbus, Ohio. 
Send for catalogue 
No. 62. 
HORSE POWERS, 
THRASHERS Wood 
and CLEANERS Saws 
One & two-horse Thrashing Outfits. Level PHTTCPQ 
Tread, Perfect Governor, Feed & Ensilage UUl I LllO 
Write for catalogue. 
ELLIS KEYSTONE AGR’LWORKS, Pottstown, Pa 
