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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
June 24, 1905. 
HUMOROUS 
A Boston spinster owns a dog 
One of those high-bred “towsers,” 
That’s so well bred and nice, 'tis said, 
He never pants—he “trousers.” 
—Philadelphia Post. 
“Do you think that mosquitoes carry 
malaria?” “I dunno,” answered Farmer 
Corntossel. “They never took any away 
from here.”—Washington Star. 
“Is that John givin’ the college yell in¬ 
side?” “That ain’t the college yell; the 
old man’s flailin’ him out with a hick¬ 
ory, an’ he’s givin’ the home yell.”—At¬ 
lanta Constitution. 
“You needn’t tell me,” observed Uncle 
Allen Sparks, “that three-fourths of all 
the misery and crime is caused by whisky. 
It’s caused by the doggoned fools that 
drink it.”—Chicago Tribune. 
“Bridget, did you mold the bread, as I 
told you?” “No, mum, I put it in that 
damp cupboard. Last week’s bread mold¬ 
ed itself in there, an’ what’s th’ use of 
takin’ extry trouble?”—Cleveland Leader. 
“Howell : “A good deal depends on 
the formation of early habits.” Powell: 
“I know it; when I was a baby my mother 
hired a woman to wheel me about, and 
I have been pushed for money • ever 
since.”—Town Topics. 
“Come, Willie,” said his mother, “don’t 
be so selfish. Let your little brother play 
with your marbles a little while.” “But,” 
protested Willie, “he means to keep them 
always.” “Oh, I guess not.” “I guess 
yes, ’cause he swallered ’em.”—Philadel¬ 
phia Press. 
“Doesn’t that law restricting your com¬ 
pany’s privileges cause you apprehen¬ 
sion?” “No,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax. 
“The law is all right. What bothers me 
is the fear that one of these days they'll 
get enthusiastic and enforce it.”—Wash¬ 
ington Star. 
“Oh! John,” cried Mrs. Subbubs, the 
moment he got home, “you told the cook 
this morning to clean up the silver, didn’t 
you?” “Yes,” he replied. “Why?” “Well, 
she cleaned up the silver and a lot of 
other things, and she’s gone with them.” 
—Illustrated Bits. 
“Perhaps this nickel will pass,” said 
the tobacconist, as the customer paid for 
a cigar, “but I’m not sure.” “What’s the 
matter with it?” demanded the customer, 
puffing at the weed. “Well, it isn’t as 
good as it might be.” “Well, neither is 
this cigar.”—Philadelphia Ledger. 
Tired Housekeeper (in employment 
agency) : “Oh, dear! I wonder if there’ll 
ever be any solution to the servant-girl 
problem.” Employment Agent: “Oh, 
yes, mum. My wife solved it long ago.” 
“Well, well! Flow?” “She got rid of 
the hull gang an’ did the work herself.”— 
New York Weekly. 
Mr. Newlywed: “How is that, my 
love? Nothing in the house to eat? I 
gave you money this morning.” Mrs. 
Newlywed: “Yes, I know; but I ran 
across the most exquisitely charming din¬ 
ner-gong—awfully fashionable, you know 
—and I couldn’t resist the temptation to 
buy it.” Mr. Newlywed: “But what 
shall we do for dinner?” Mrs. Newly¬ 
wed: “We can listen to the gong.”— 
Illustrated Bits. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
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THE PAPEG 
The Price of Our $25.00 
CONCRETE STONE OUTFIT 
is more than saved on the first building 
erected. Anyone can make perfect stone 
with it. Shipped on trial to responsible 
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Send for free book of instructions. 
THE CEMENT WORKING MACHINERY CO., 
191 Lafayette Ave., Detroit, Mich. 
The Ever-Ready 
STODDARD 
Gas and Gasolene 
ENGINE 
Will run your Silage Culler, your Thresher, etc., eas’er, 
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Buy the Stoddard and You Buy the Best. 
Agents wanted in unoccupied territory. 
STODDARD MFG. CO., Rutland. Vt. 
CUTTERS and BLOWERS 
Built on the right principle, combining iafetj flywheel, belt pulley end 
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BARB WIRE 
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SILOS 
Steel Frame, round 
Built once for all. Best 
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models of convenience, 
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THE “NE “WAY” PRESS 
is a horizontal p 
hour. Size of b» 
46x 50 inches—ea:; 
used. IlevolutiM 
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Stands at work i’mbIq 
A dapted to bank bqw 
SANDWICH MFG. Co 
icn 
[ t bales ljf to 2% tons per 
(1x23x19 inches. Feed hole 
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^ 17 MAIN ST.. SANDWICH, ILL. 
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The best cutter on the market for green or dry corn. 
Leading ensilage cutter made. It not only cuts but crushes 
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A Durable Machine 
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VERMONT FARM MACHINE CO., Bellows Falls, Vt. 
Prompt deliveries. 18 Distributing Ware¬ 
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The SMALLEY Modern SILO FILLER 
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It has greater capacity and is 
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THE SMALLEY 
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labor, annoy¬ 
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Box 10, 
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fiend :for 
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CUTTER or SHREDDER 
With Wind Elevator 
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Box 69, Canton, Ohio. 
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The Most Practical 
CATTLE FASTENER 
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O. H. ROBERTSON, 
Forestville. Conn. 
WARRINER’S 
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HOLDS THE 
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