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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
July 29, 190.'* 
HUMOROUS 
The toucher, a lesson he taught; 
The preacher, a sermon he praught; 
The stealer, he stole; 
The healer, he hole; 
And the screeeher, he awfully scraught. 
The long winded speaker, he spoke; 
The poor office seeker, he soke; 
The runner, lie ran ; 
The dunner, he dan; 
And the shrfeker, he horribly shroke. 
-Printer's Register. 
"If a man is naturally bad, education 
won’t make him better.” “No, but it will 
help him co keep out of jail.”—Cleveland 
Leader. 
Aunt Beth ; “They say his money is 
tainted!” Edith: “Nonsense, aunt! I 
heard him say he had just cleaned up an¬ 
other million!”—Puck. 
Joseph : “Do you believe all this, Ar¬ 
thur, about men buying wives?” Arthur: 
“Oh, I expect so! Some men will buy 
anything.”—The Tatler. 
Teacher: “If a man gets four dol¬ 
lars for working eight hours a day, what 
would he get if he worked ten hours a 
day?” Johnny: Ten hours a day? Gee! 
He’d get a calldown from de union.”— 
Century. 
Dr. Washem : “I think a daily 
bath would be beneficial in your case, 
Mr. Plodgers,” Plodgers: “Well, I 
don’t know, doctor. I took a bath once 
—a year or two ago. I felt better for a 
little while, but it wasn’t long before I 
was as bad as ever, and I’ve been grow¬ 
ing worse ever since.”—Boston Tran¬ 
script. 
First Citizen: “That new neighbor of 
ours, Mrs. Jones, seems an ill-natured 
sort.” Second Citizen: “How so?” 
1‘irst Citizen: “Why, I called her up on 
the telephone yesterday and asked her if 
she had any idea where her husband was 
staying, and she rang off without answer¬ 
ing me.” Second Citizen: “I don’t won¬ 
der—lie’s dead.”—Harper’s Weekly. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
It. N.-Y. and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINTS 
At WHOLESALE PRICES, Delivered FREE 
For Houses, Barns, Roots, all colors, and S A VE Dealers 
profits. In use 61 years. Officially Endorsed by the 
Orange. Low prices will surprise you. Write for Samples. 
0. W. 1NGERS0LL, 240 Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. 
GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL 
25to 30 percent commission 
to get orders lor our celebrated Iras, 
Coffees, Spices, Extracts and Baking 
Powder. Beautiful Presents and Coupons 
with every pnrebase. CHaKGESPaII) 
Forprompt attention address Mr. J. .!. D. 
care of 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 289, 31 83 VeseySt., New York 
THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and fill your 
silo in less time, with less power and with less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It is the most convenient and the easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, never disappoints. We guarantee every 
machine to be perfect and to do the work 
claimed for it. 
If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
Papec. Send for catalog giving full particulars. 
Papec Machine Co., Box 10, Lima, N. Y. 
HORSE POWERS, 
THRASHERS 
and CLEANERS 
Wood 
Saws 
one Atwo-horseThrashing Outfits. Level pilTTPRC 
Tread, FerfeotGovernor,Feed*Ensilage Uul I COO 
ELLISKEYSToWURTWols.Ptimtowil.Pt 
NOTHING 
ELSE LIKE FT 
BURNS BARRELS OF AIR 
THE MOST WONDERFUL STOVE EVER INVENTED! 
Causing great excitement wherever exhibited. Fuel drawn principally from atmospnere. 
Uses 395 barrels of air, while consuming one gallon of oil. Wood, coal and oil cost money. 
Only free fuel is air. Supply unlimited. No trust in control. Air belongs to rich and poor al.ke. 
HARRISON’S VALVELESS AIR BURNING STOVE 
Automatically generates gas from kerosene oil, mixing it with air. Burns like gas. Intense 
hot fire. Combustion perfect. To operate —turn knob—oil runs into burner—touch a 
match, it generates gas, which passes through air mixer, drawing in about a barrel of air, 
to every large spoonful of oil consumed. That’s all. It is self-regulating, no more at¬ 
tention. Same heat all day. or all night. For more or less heat, simply turn knob. There 
it remains until you come again. To put tire out, turn knob, raising burner, oil runs back 
into can. fire's out. As near perfection as anything in this world. No dirt, soot, or ashes. 
No leaks—nothing to clog or close up. 
No wick—not even a valve, yet heat is 
under perfect control. Objectionable fea¬ 
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Not like those sold in stores. 
Ideal for cooking, roasting, baking, 
ironing, canning fruit, picnics, cottages, 
camping, also for beating houses, stores, 
rooms, etc., with radiating altachment. 
No more carrying coal, kindling, ashes, 
soot, and dirt. 
No hot, fiery kitchens. 
Absolutely safe from explosion. 
Not dangerous like gasoline. 
Simple—durable—last for years. 
Saves expense, drudgery and fuel hills. 
All sizes, prices low-, S3.00 up. 
Get our 30 day- Trial Offer. 
Write to-day for 1905 Proposition, 
CATALOGUK FRKE. 
Get our prices this month from the 
only manufacturer. 
$40 Weekly. 
WANTED _Men and women 
- at home, traveling, 
all or part of time, showing, taking 
orders, to appoint agents. 
GREATEST SELLER OUT. 
CUSTOMERS DELIGHTED. 
BIG MONEY THIS SUMMER. 
To show in operation excites 
curiosity. People watch it as 
though a thing of life. Agents 
clamoring for territory. Kvery 
stove guaranteed. Sales enormous, 
4©"Write to-day for 1905 Proposi¬ 
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The World Mfg'. Co , <>023 World Building, Cincinnati, O. 
TEN Green Mountain Silos, with a 
total capacity of one thousand four hundred 
tons, are in use on Briarcliff Farms ; 
that is, these great farms feed to their famous 
herds of pure-bred registered Jerseys fourteen 
hundred tons of Green Mountain Si¬ 
lage annually. They began with one Green 
Mountain Silo on trial and are now using 
TEN. 
Green Mountain Silos are in use by a 
greater number of public institutions, State and 
National, by a greater number of progressive 
farmers, and on a greater number of fine farms, 
especially where registered stock is kept and 
bred, than all other silos put together. They 
have all adopted the famous Green Mountain 
Silo because they know it to be the best. 
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[PATENTED AUG 6 1901 
Briarcliff Manor, N. Y., Nov. 22, 1904. 
We have on our farms now, ten of your Green Mountain Silos, and they are doing all 
that you claim for them and giving us perfect satisfaction —Harry H. Law, Supi. Briarcliff. 
Green Mountain Silos 
Are storehouses from which green pasturage, sweet, fresh and juicy, may 
be conveniently and profitably fed all the year round to cattle, horses, 
sheep, bogs and poultry, keeping them thrifty, healthy, and fat at only 
half the cost of other feed. With Green Mountain Silage twice as 
many cows can be kept at the same cost for feed and every cow will 
give twenty-five per cent more milk. Green Mountain Silage makes 
one-fourth more beef, more milk, more cream, more butter and more 
money for the farmer, the dairyman, the stock raiser. 
STODDARD MFG. CO., RUTLAND, VT. 
When writing, ask for new Catalog H. It is free, if you mention this paper. 
FODDER 
Cut to tha length you want, 
and cut evenly. 
Delivered Into any silo anywhere to any height, with the modern 
CLIMAX 
Pneumatic Ensilage Cutter. 
The standard by which all other machines are built. 
Made in all sizes. Suited to any farm power. Capacities from 
10 to 20 ton, per hour. Priceslower than any other good 
machine of equal capacity. Booklet free. Write for it. It will 
tell you how in the last ten years the Climax has come to be called The Complete Machine. 
Warsaw-WHkinson Cos, 50 Highland Ave., Warsaw, N. Y. 
iiakei City Grinding; Mills 
r Corn and Cobs, Feed and Table Meal, 
u r All TDIAI Built in 8 sizes. 1 to 20 
111 UH I 111 A L horse power. Ball bear- 
, easy running. Freight paid. Send for frea 
1 A A nn W 1 sYrflXPn 8m GilbertSt„ Phil* F». 
) At Wi SUflllD GOi 4M0 Canal St.,OblaMO'tU 
SELF ADJUSTING HOOP SILO. 
We have the only SILO on the market that does not 
require attention after erection. We use an automatic 
adjusting attachment on each rod to take up the rod 
when the silo shrinks. Also a perfecting working 
door and a perfect open door front. Write for full 
particular! and pricee,_„ ., ,,, _ 
KEYSTONE HELD CO,, Linwille, P»i 
THE SMALLEY MODERN SILO FILLER 
Takes lew. power, has greater capncity and 
is cheaper to operate than any other silo 
filler. Accidents impossible. Special 
sizes. Prices lower than for other 
machines of equal ca¬ 
pacity. Our 
free 
cata¬ 
logue 
proves 
all this 
true. 
Send for 
it now. 
BSIALLKT 
JUXCFACTCBINBCO., 
hox3ul , Manitowoc, Wig. 
ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
FROM 
FACTORY TO CONSUMER. 
MANUFACTURED 15 YEARS BY 
THE G. J. EMENY COMPANY 
FULTON, N. Y. 
Save -Middlemen s Profits. Every Cutter fully war¬ 
ranted. Send to-day for Free Catalogue andPrices. 
BOX No. 57. 
CUTTERS and BLOWERS 
Built os the right principle, combining safety flywheel, belt pulley and 
feeding device. Will elevate easily into any silo. -"Also elloe, engines, 
horse powers, thresher! and hay presses. Write for our free catalogue. 
Harder Mfe. Co., Box II. Cobleskill. N.V 
SILOS 
Cutters, Blowers, Engines and Hay- 
- - - ~ REEV~~ 
ing Tools. R. C. REEVES 
187 Water Street. New York. 
CO., 
SILOS 
Steel Frame, round. 
Built once for all. Best 
preservers,most durable, 
models of convenience, 
cheapest in the end. We want agents. Special terms 
to granges and farmers' clubs. INTERNATIONAL 
SILO COMPANY, Box 52, Jefferson, Ohio. 
WEEDSPORT SILOS 
The three styles we build are mod¬ 
els of up-to-date silo construction. 
The cut shows the “Weedsport 
Improved Silo.” with removable 
sliding, interchangeable doors, and 
Octagon Shingle Roof. 
A Silo 'will pay its cost in one 
year from saving in fodder and 
increase of milk, Special prices 
on orders for shipment July 1st. 
Write for Catalogue, stating size 
wanted. 
The ABRAM WALRATH CO. 
Box 83, 
WEEDSPORT, N. Y. 
Askabout 
Combined 
Construc¬ 
tion of 
RED 
CEDAR 
KALAMAZOO T «SASSMIte. 
Free journal, 
How to Build, 
Plant, Fill 
and Food. 
