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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
August 5, 1905. 
HUMOROUS 
Maude is in the garden 
Culling pretty flowers; 
Grace is in the hammock 
Dreaming by the hours. 
Kate is by the brooksidc 
Where it's nice and cool ; 
(Ivate is rather jaded 
From the grind at school). 
Nell is in the parlor 
Just to snatch a flap ; 
Eve's on the front porch 
Flirting with a chap. 
Fannie's in the orchard. 
May is in the grove; 
AND 
Mother's in the kitchen 
With a red- 
hot 
stove. 
—Louisville Courier-Journal. 
“This is a hard world,” growled the 
chronic kicker. “That’s what!” replied 
the observant man, “the only thing with 
which you can make an impression on it 
is ‘rocks.’ ”—Philadelphia Press. 
Doctor; “Well, John, how are you 
to-day?” John: Verra bad, verra bad. 
I wish Providence ’ud ’ave mussy on me 
an’ take, me!” Wife: “’Ow can you ex¬ 
pect it to if you won’t take the doctor’s 
physic ?”—Punch. 
Tim kins: “So that mining enterprise of 
yours proved a failure, eh ?” Simpkins: 
“Yes; a total failure.” Timkins: “But 
I thought you said there was a fortune 
in it.” Simpkins: “Well, mine’s in it.” 
—Chicago News. 
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Tbeee Premium, are open to any man, woman, boy or girl In the world on the following Conditions: “International Stock Food” is to be fed to all competing animals. Tho time limit 
is, for reports on animals and the tests, for any time between May 1st, 1905, and May 1st, 1906. You can select any months for your tests during this specified time. W o do not require you 
to feed any certain amount of “International Stock Food,” but leave matter of amount used to your own Judgment. Feed a* much of “International Stock Food as you think will give 
you best paying results. If two or more make the same report the money Will be divided squally. At the end of your test we require your written statement as to time you started your 
. -**- - • . .. ... . .. - youraelf and two witnesses. Animalscompetingforonepnzomustnotbereportcdfor 
uJni self evident error, we reserve right of asking party to mako a sworn statement. 
, If Ion Hate Not Received One. We would like a photograph of tho animals before and 
after test,but we do not require it. You stand as good a chance as anyone in securing several hundred dollars in cash. The results, including name and arroress, will be published in all 
the leading “Farm Papers, having over Five Million Farmer Subscribers. Premiums willbs decided by us on the written statements which will be open forpublic inspection at anytime. 
Pig*. It le fed in small amounts mixed with grain and purifies the blood, tones up and strengthens tho system and greatly aids digestion and assimilation so that each animal obtains 
more nutrition from all grain eaten. It will always mako you more money than you can possibly make without its use. It alsoCures and Prevents Manv Forme of Disease and is 
absolutely harmloss even if taken Into the human system. In addition to the use of “International Stock Food” making you a large extra profit with your stock we of?er $1000 in cash 
S remlums as an incentive for you to give your stock a little extra care. “International Block Food” is endorsed by ever Two Million Farmers who have Deen constant users for over 
fteen years. The Editor of your “Farm Paper" will tell you that we always do exactly as wo agree. 
You hav. as good a ehanee as anyone In earning on. or more of those spot cash promlnma. They are mneh larger than any “Stale Fair” offers and the honor of obtaining one orm.ro of 
these premiums will be mnch greater because the results will he published thronehont th* entire world. Premlnms will be decided by n* on the written statements which will no upon 
for pnhllelnspeetlon at any time. If you desire any further Information we will be pleased to have yon write nsat any time. All letters will be answered promptly as we have 800 
people la our office and 150 typewriters. Kg' Be Sure And Save This Premium Ust For 
We do not ask you to send us a cent. Our otter is open to the world on very easy conditions stated below list ot cash p'izes. The premiums are per- 
fectly tree and are open to any man, woman or child. You can compete for one or more, and i! successful you may earn several hundred dollars in cash. 
DAN PATCH £s6 
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Mailed With Postage Prepaid It You Answer Ths Following: 
lsW—flowHneh Stock Of All Kinds Do You Own! And.—Name Paper In Which You Saw This Offer. 
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CAN YOU USE ANY PART OE 
$IOOO. CASH 
Gravedigger (to doctor’s coachman) : 
“Is the doctor busy the noo?” Coach¬ 
man : “Aye, we’re running out every 
day.” Gravedigger (resentfully) : I 
ha’ena’ dug a hole for him this lang 
while.”—The Tatler. 
“Is Tim Simmers still paying attention 
to Mandy Tompkins?” asked the man who 
had been away from home for some time. 
"No,” answered Farmer Corntossel. “They 
don’t either of ’em pay any ’tention to 
the other. They’re married.”—Washing¬ 
ton Star. 
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GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL 
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THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 289, 31-33 Vesey St., New York 
THE FAMOUS 
GREEN MOUNTAIN 
Green Mountain SILO 
Silage is like good 
money in bank, to be 
drawn out by the 
farmer to suit his own 
convenience in feed¬ 
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A r otc : K We are manufacturers and dealers in Machinery and Supplies 
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STODDARD MFG. CO., Rutland, Vt 
SELF ADJUSTING HOOP SILO. 
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M Steel Frame, round, 
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Warsaw-Wilkinson Co«, 50 Highland Ave., Warsaw, N. V. 
The SMALLEY Modern SILO FILLER 
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Smalley Manufacturing Co., Box 321, Manitowoc, Wis. 
With a Record 
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Mactiine perfectly controlled and regulated 
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Corrosive Glass Fertilizer Distributor, thrown out of gear 
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fully Illustrating the superiority of the Buckeye line; 
Its excellency will appeal to you. Your dealer has it—ask 
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P. P. MAST & CO., 9 Canal St., Springfield, Ohio. 
We also make Hand Feed Presses 2H Strokes to 1 Revolution; Saw Mills; Shingle Mills; 
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2 Tons in I Hour with I Good Horse 
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PeLoach Mill Manufacturing Co., Box 1002 Atlanta, Ca./ 
Baldwin and 
Gale-Baldwin 
Get Speed and 
Right Work. 
Self 
Feed. 
Cut 
Any 
Length. 
Ensilage Cutters. 
Machines approach perfection in both cutting 
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Side or straight away delivery. All sizes for 
all powers. Write for catalogue. 
The Belcher 8 Taylor A. T. Co., 
Box 76, Chlcopoo Falls, Mass. 
HEEBNER’S ENSILAGE CUTTER. 
The best cutter on the market for green or dry corn. 
Leading ensilage cutter made. It not only cuts but crushes 
the stalks, rendering them palatable. Stock greatly relish 
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Power can be applied to pumping, churning, grinding, etc. Catalogue free. 
UEEBNER -fc SONS, 22 Broad St., Lonsdale, Pa. 
ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
FROM 
FACTORY TO CONSUMER. 
MANUFACTURED 15 YEARS BY 
THE G. J. EMENY COMPANY 
FULTON, N. Y. 
Save Middlemen's Profits. Every Cutter fully war 
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BOX No. 57. 
"The Smalley” 
Cutters and Bio wers 
The only Cutter and Blower containing safety feed device, 
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Harder Mfg. Co„ Box ||, Cobleskill, N, Y, _ 
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HORSE POWERS, 
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