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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
August 26, 1 !)05. 
HUMOROUS 
1 ommy, did you give your brother the 
best part of the apple, as I told you to?’’ 
I ommy: “Yessum; I gave him the seeds. 
He can plant ’em and have a whole or¬ 
chard.—Youth. 
Little Maggie (who has company): 
“We’ve been playing school, mamma.” 
Mamma: “Indeed! And did you behave 
nicely?” Little Maggie: “Oh, I didn’t 
have to behave. I was teacher.”—Tit-Bits. 
“Maggie!” “Yes’m.” “Why didn’t 
you put this watermelon in the icebox 
as 1 told you?” “I did, mum.” “But it 
isn’t cold.” "No, mum. Yez see, I had 
to take the ice out to get it in.”—Cleve¬ 
land Plain Dealer. 
Father: “I'm glad to see, Willie, that 
you were sixth in your class last week. 
You were only eleventh the week before.” 
Willie: “Yes. sir; five of the boys was 
home sick all last week.”—Philadelphia 
Ledger. 
Visitor: “I wish to see your em¬ 
ployer.” Office Boy: “I'm sorry to say 
lie's not in.” Visitor: “Why are you 
sorry to say it?” Office Boy: “Because 
it goes agin me conscience to tell lies.”— 
Cleveland Leader. 
Friend: “What’s that bix box on the 
front of your machine?” Automobilist: 
“That’s a camera for taking moving pic¬ 
tures. “You see, I go so fast I don’t 
have time to look at the scenery, and so I 
photograph it as I go along-”—L’lllustra- 
tion. 
Patient (just before operation) : 
“Now, doctor, before you go any further, 
tell me just what’s, the matter with me?” 
Dr. Kutem (absently) : “Do you think 
if 1 knew what was the matter with you 
that I'd hold this operation?”—Brook¬ 
lyn Eagle. 
Mrs. Nuritch : “Mebbe we’d get one 
o’ these family escutcheons there’s so 
much talk about. Every swell house 
seems to have one. I wonder what it is.” 
Mr. Nuritch: “Oh, I guess “escutcheon” 
is jist Eyetalian for ‘skeleton.’”—Phila¬ 
delphia Ledger. 
When you write advertisers mention Tiie 
R. N.-Y. and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINTS 
At WHOLESALE PRICES, Delivered FREE 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and S A VE Dealers 
profits. In use 61 years. Officially Endorsed by the 
Grange. Low prices will surprise you.i Write for Samples. 
0. W. INGERSOLL, 24(5 Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. 
GOOD INCOMES FOB ALL 
25to 30 per cent commission 
to get orders for our celebrated Teas, 
Coffees, Spices, Extracts and Baking 
Powder. Beautiful Pretents and Coupons 
with every purchase. CHANGES PAID 
For prompt attention address Mr. J. J. D. 
care of 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 289, 31-93 Vesey St., New York 
Quaker City Grinding Mills 
For Corn and Cobs, Feed and Table Meal. 
CCMT Oil TQIAI Built in 8 sizes.' 1 to 20 
OCI1 I Ull I niHL horse power. Ball bear¬ 
ing. easy running. Freight paid. Send for free 
38th Annual Catalogue. 
The A W Strailh Pn 8737 Filbert St., Phila. Pa. 
I lie A, VY, OlldUU UU. 47-43 Canal St.,Chicago,Ill 
is more than saved on the first 
building erected. 
Working drawings and specifica¬ 
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with every outfit. 
Send for Catalog to-day. 
CEMENT WORKING MACHINERY CO., 
191 Lafayette Avenue, 
DETROIT, MICHIGAN. 
Ol. 
Saw 
Service 
A good example of the remarkable service given by 
Keen Kutter Tools isshown in the Keen KutterHand 
Saw illustrated here. This saw was used for twelve 
years by a carpenter, who pronounced it the best saw he 
had ever used in thirty years experience, and as perfectly 
satisfactory in every respect. 
And every other tool in the Keen Kutter line is as 
good a tool of its kind as Keen Kutter Hand Saws 
The long life of tools bearing the 
trade mark is not chance or accident. It is due to the fact 
that nothing is spared to make Keen Kutter Tools the best 
that brains, money and skill can produce. 
The Keen Kutter Line has been Standard of America 
for 36 years and Ivas alvardcd the Grand Prize at the 
World’s Pair, St. Louis, being the only complete line of tools 
eber to receibe a relvard at a great exposition. 
Think what it means to you to be able to buy the best tools 
that are made, of every kind, simply by remembering the one 
name—Keen Kutter. 
Following are some of the various kinds of Keen Kutter Tools; Axes, 
n?,? 8 ’ Hammers, Hatchets, Chisels, Rcrew Drivers, Auger Bits, 
Files, Planes, Draw Knives, gaws, Tool Cabinets, Scythes, Hay 
Knives. Grass Hooka, Brush Hooks, Corn Knives, Eye Hoes. 
Trowels, Pruning Shears, Tinners’ Snips, Scissors, Shears, Hair 
Clippers, Horse Shears, Razors, etc., and Knives of all kinds. 
If your dealer does not keep Keen Kutter Tools, write us and 
learn where to get them. 
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Every Keen Kutter Tool is sold under 
this Mark and Motto: 
Note how thfi 
saw has been 
filed down 
without 4*> 
stroy i n g itl 
efficiency. 
The "Recollection of Quality Remains 
Long After the Price is forgotten." 
Trade Mark Registered. 
,MAm ' SIMMONS HARDWARE C0„ 
St. Louis, U. S. A„ 298 Broadway, New York. 
Send for Tool Booklet. 
The Celebrated TORNADO FEED and ENSILAGE CUTTERS 
have no equal. Made in sizes to suit everybody. Excels all other makes for cutting either dry material 
or ensilage. Up-to-date in every particular. Strong, durable, runs light and smooth. Furnished with 
Special propositions 
to good, live dealers. 
Write for Catalog 
and prices. 
chain Carrier or Blower. Blower case made of cast 
iron without seams or joints, consequently, stiff, 
strong and SAFiC. The TORNADO puts 20 per cent 
more cut ensilage into a given space or silo than can 
he done by any other make of Cutter. 
Agents 
Wanted 
W. R. HARRISON & CO., MANUFACTURERS, MASSILLON, OHIO. 
ABENAQUE ffttfbW 
PORTABLE and STATIONARY 
ONE PRICE TO ALL. 
WE guarantee our 
Engines to he thor¬ 
oughly reliable and the 
best made for Farm 
Work. Send for free 
Catalog 0, and learn 
their m a n y points 
showing higher value 
before buying else¬ 
where. Hay Presses, 
Threshers, 
Grinders, 
Ensilage Cut- 
tors, and 
Ensilage 
Blowers. 
ABENAQUE MACHINE WORKS, 
Westminster Station, Vt. 
Steel Frame, round. 
Built once for all. Best 
presorvers.most durable, 
models of convenience, 
cheapest in the end. We want agents. Special terms 
to granges and farmers'clubs. INTERNATIONAL 
SILO COMPANY’, Box 52, Jefferson, Ohio. 
ENSILAGE CUTTERS 
FROM 
FACTORY TO CONSUMER. 
MANUFACTURED 15 YEARS BY 
THE G. J. EMENY COMPANY 
FULTON, N. Y. 
Save Middlemen’s Profits. Every Cutter fully war¬ 
ranted. Send to-day for Free Catalogue and Prices. 
BOX No. 57. 
a ■ 1 ||9Cut to the length you want, 
■ UUU EL IB and out evenly. 
Delivered into any silo anywhere to any height, with the modern 
CLIMAX 
Pneumatic Ensilage Cutter. 
The standard by which all other machine, are built- 
Made in all sizes. Suited to any farm power. Capacities from 
1 0 to 20 ton* por hour. Prices lower than any other good 
machine of equal capacity. Bookletfree. Write for it. Itwill 
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lowest ever made Don t buys vehicle of any kind until vou get our 1905 catalogue -- 
ft&d aee our astonishingly low prices and the most liberal terms ever made. 
MARVIN SMITH CO. CHICAGO. ILL. 
THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and fill your 
silo in less time, with less power and with less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It is the most convenient and the easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, never disappoints. We guarantee every 
machine to be perfect and to do the work 
claimed for it. 
If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
P*p»c. Send for catalog giving full particulars. 
THE SMALLEY MODERN SILO FILLER 
Takes less power, has greater capacity and 
is cheaper to oporute than any other silo 
filler. Accidents impossible. Special 
sizes. Prices lower than for other 
machines of equal ca¬ 
pacity. Our 
free 
cata¬ 
logue 
proves 
all this 
true. 
Bend for 
It now. 
8 HAM-KT 
MANUFACTURING CO., 
II0X32I t M*nitowoe,Wls. 
CUTTERS 
and SHREDDERS for En¬ 
silage and Dry Fodder. 
Strongest, Fastest* Best. 
Latest improvements in 
Carriers, v. A1 s o Silos, 
Horse-Powers, Engines, etc. 
Co.. Box 0 II. Cobleskiil, N. Y. 
Free journal. 
How to Build, 
Plant, Fill 
and Feed. 
Ask about 
Combined 
Construc¬ 
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W. E. CALDWELL CO., 
Louisville, Ky. 
Monarch 
Hydraulic 
PRESS 
—FOR— 
CIDER, WINE, 
etc. Greatest ca¬ 
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Gasoline engines, stationary, portable and traction. 
A. B. Farquhar Co’s. Boilers, Engines, Saw 
Mills, Threshers. Ask for catalogue. 
Monarch Machinery Co., 
Room 161. 39 Cortlandt St.. N. Y. City. i > 
OUR FREE CATALOGUE 
Tells all about our no-money- 
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U S. BUGGY & CART CO., Sta. S27, Cincinnati, Ohio. 
me oaving b «.^- 
rai 1 a, 
staples and labor makes the first 
jost of Pujce .Poultry Fence less 
(than that of common nettings, to 
say nothing of the better service it 
- .will give and the longer time it 
will iust. Write for particulars. 
PAGE WOVEN WERE FENCE CO. 
Box ?65 Adrian, !kllch. 
HORSE POWERS, 
-THRASHERS Wood 
and CLEANERS Saws 
One & two-horse Thrashing Outfits. Level PIITTCDC 
Tread, Perfect Governor, Feed* Ensilage LUI I LilO 
Write for catalogue. 
ELLISKEYSTONEAGfi’LWORKS.Pottstown.Pa 
