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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
September 2 
HUMOROUS 
Mother: “I’m glad you’re playing with 
good little boys now.” T ' “Yes’ni; 
they ain’t like the other kind. I kin lick 
any one o’ dese kids if I wanter.”—Phila¬ 
delphia Ledger. 
“You’re such a wretched writer it’s a 
wonder you wouldn’t get a typewriting 
machine.” “I would, only that would 
show what a miserable speller I am.”— 
Philadelphia Press. 
“John’s home from college?” “Yes.” 
What’s he goin’ to do now?” “Well,/ 
‘twixt you an’ me, I think he’s jest decided 
to loaf around, an’ be one o’ these hen «*' 
incomprehensible geniuses!”—Atlar 
Constitution. 
“You are not saying as much about _ 
trusts as you used to.” “No.” ansvu 
Co ■ 
Farmer Corntossel. “There’s altoi,*^ ^ 
too much temptation for a man ttCiA’p 
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chasin’ octopuses when he ought . ^be 
pickin’ potato bugs.”—'Washington Star. 
Weary Husband: “Doctor, I don’t see 
why you can’t cure my wife of her aches 
and pains?” Doctor: “Sir, I have great 
regard for the opinion of your wife, and 
if I should cure her of her aches and pains, 
she’d never forgive me!”—Detroit Free 
Press. 
“Do you take any interest in rare and 
beautiful books?” “No,” answered Mr. 
Cumrox. “I used to; but now if you sub¬ 
scribe to an expensive publication people 
think you did it to keep something out of 
print.”—Washington Star. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
ft. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply and 
“a square degl.” See guarantee, page 8 . 
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CATTLE STANCHION 
The Most Practical 
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BOX No. 57. 
I Am the Paint Man 
2 Full Gallons Free to Try— 6 Months Time to Pay 
I A M the 
paint man. 
I havo a 
new way of 
manufacturing 
and selling 
paints. It’s 
unique— it’s 
better . 
Before my 
st. i.on l», Mo. plan was in¬ 
vented paint was sold in two ways— 
either ready-mixed or the ingredients 
were bought and mixed by the painter. 
Ready-mixed paint settles on the 
shelves, forming a sediment at the bot¬ 
tom of the can. 
The mineral in ready-mixed paint, 
when standing in oil, eats the life out of 
the oil. The oil is the very life of all 
paints. 
Paint made by the painter cannot be 
properly made on account of lack of the 
heavy mixing machine. 
My paint is unlike any other paint in 
the world. 
It is ready to use, but not ready- 
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•tamped on each can by my factory in¬ 
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I ship my pigment—which is white 
lead, zinc, drier and coloring matter 
freshly ground, after order is received— 
in separate cans, and in another can I 
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linseed oil, tho kind that you used to buy 
years ago beforo the paint manufactur¬ 
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in adulterations. 
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to user at my very low factory price; you 
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I pay the freight on six gallons or 
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When you receive your shipment of 
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will cover 600 square feet of wall—two 
coats. 
If. after you have used that much of 
my paint, you are not perfectly satisfied 
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I sell all of my paint on six months’ 
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Man 
415 Sixth Street 
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St. Louis, Mo. 
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WINCHESTER 
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rCIBhfl E" |U Cut to tho length you wont, 
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Delivered into any silo anywhere to any height) with the modern 
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Daily Stable Duties 
euch as feeding amt cleaning »re made light 
by using Louden’s 
' Feed and Litter 
Carrier. 
Box of omplo capacity carried everywhere 
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A labor and time saver—no barn complete 
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39 Broadway, 
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HORSE POWERS 
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TILE DRAINED LAND IS MORE PRODUCTIVE 
Earliest and easiest worked. 
Carries oil surplus water; 
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I 
irffi[. H.c. manure spreader 
lays claim to superiority of design, construction and actual spreading ability. Item- 
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printed matter, prices, etc. See him before buying, or write 
INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER COMPANY OF AMERICA (Incorp.) 
7 Monroe Street, Chicago, III. 
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THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a I,otter silage and fill your 
silo in less time, with less power and witli less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It is the most convenient and tbo easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, neverdisappoints. We guarantee every 
machine to be perfect and to do the work 
claimed for it. 
If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
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Papec Machine Co., Box 10, Lima,N.Y. 
Baldwin and 
Gale-Baldwin 
Get Speed and 
Right Work. 
Self 
Feed. 
Cut 
|Li Any 
Length. 
Ensilage Cutters. 
Machines approach perfection in botli cutting 
and elevating. Adjust for four lengths cut. 
Side or straightaway delivery. All sizes for 
all powers. Write for catalogue. 
The Belcher 0 Taylor A. T. Co., 
Box 78, Chioopeo Falls, Mass. 
