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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
September 9, 1905. 
HUMOROUS 
A new gnu came into the Zoo, 
And you said: “Pray, what can we do? 
He will not eat meat; 
So what can he eat?" 
At noon tlie new gnu knew you knew. 
—Chicago Record-Herald. 
Automobilist : “I never trust to a 
woman’s steering.” “Why not?” “Well, 
you see, they’re so fond of running people 
down !”—Illustrated Bits. 
‘‘Jones would make an excellent detec¬ 
tive. He seems to know the inner history 
of every family in the neighborhood.” “He 
does. That’s one of the advantages of be¬ 
ing engaged to the operator who runs the 
local telephone central.”—Brooklyn Life. 
Stranger: “Is the cashier of the local 
bank a tall man?” Native: “Physically 
speaking, yes.” Stranger: “Physically 
speaking!” Native: “Yes; otherwise he 
is short—something like $50,000. That’s 
why he has taken a trip abroad.”—Chicago 
Daily News. 
“Now, Tommie,” said the teacher, “you 
know we have paper money and gold in 
this country.” “Yes’m,” replied Tommie. 
“Well, now, tell me, where do we go to 
exchange our paper money for gold?” “To 
the dentist’s, ma’am.”—Yonkers States¬ 
man. 
“Now, in order to subtract,” explained 
a teacher to a class in mathematics, “things 
have to always be of the same denomina¬ 
tion. For instance, we couldn’t take three 
apples from four pears, nor six horses 
from nine dogs.” A hand went up in the 
back part of the room. “Teacher,” shout¬ 
ed a small boy, “can’t you take four quarts 
of milk from three cows?”—Punch. 
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MIXED PAINTS 
AtWHOLESA L.E PRICES, Delivered FREE 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and SAVE Dealers 
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good incomes for all 
25to 30 per cent commission 
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care of 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 289, 31-33 Vesey St., New York 
WONDER GASOLINE ENGINES 
Most efficient and reliable 
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It£does the work of three men 
at a cost of 20 cents per 
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THER.M. CORNWELL CO. 
444 S. Salina Street. 
Syracuse, New York, 
ABENAQUE K 
PORTABLE and STATIONARY 
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IUBBER-TIRE TOP BUGGY $ 
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EXACT WEIGHT 
STEEL LEVERS, DOUBLE BEAM, 6 TON 14 x 8 
Wagon Scales 
$25 
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Fire 
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TO 
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on Rex Flintkote roofing. Fire generally spreads 
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landing on shingle or tar roofs which quickly catch. This 
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buildings not properly protected, quickly burn down. Rex 
Flintkote absolutely protects the building against danger 
from such sources. Without claiming it to be non-inflam¬ 
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positive protection—there being no cut edges exposed. So that 
Rex Flintkote is Good Fire Insurance 
It resists rain, snow, heat, cold and wear , and thoroughly 
protects the stock in most extreme weather. Any careful 
laborer can lay it by following the directions and using 
the outfit which comes in every roll. 
TRADE 
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Our Handsome Booklet 
samples and photos of Rex Flintkote farm 
buildings of all kinds. Questionsgladly answered. 
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J. A. & W. BIRD & CO. 
70 India St., Boston, Mass. 
The Celebrated TORNADO FEED and ENSILAGE CUTTERS 
have no equal. Made in sizes to suit everybody. Excels all other makes for cutting either dry material 
or ensilage. Up-to-date in every particular. Strong, durable, runs light and smooth. Furnished with 
chain Carrier or Blower. Blower case made of cast 
iron without seams or joints, consequently, stiff, 
strong and SAFE. The TORNADO puts 20 per cent 
more cut ensilage into a given space or silo than can 
he done by any other make of Cutter. 
Agents 
Wanted 
Special propositions 
to good, live dealers. 
Write for Catalog 
w. R. HARRISON & CO., MANUFACTURERS, MASSILLON, OHIO. 
FODDER 
Cut to tho longth you want, 
and out ovonly. 
Delivered Into any silo anywhere to any height, with the modern 
CLIMAX 
Pneumatic Ensilage Cutter. 
The fttandard by which all other machine* ar© built. 
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Avoid imitators nnd infringers and buy the Genuine. Saw 
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AW MILL 
THE HESSLER 
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Best and cheap¬ 
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Big profits for 
agents. We want 
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Buttons free on 
application. A 
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H. E. Hessler Co., Factory 8, Syracuse, N.Y, 
ENSILAGE CUTTERS 
FROM 
FACTORY TO CONSUMER. 
MANUFACTURED 15 YEARS BY 
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FULTON, N. Y. 
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191 Lafayette Avenue, 
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HORSE POWERS, 
THRASHERS Wood 
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One* two-horse Thrashing Outfits. Level pilTTCDC 
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Fearless Horse Powers 
Two horse size guaranteed to produce 3 
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horaea. Always ready. Two horac size $100. 
for catalogue. 
Mfg.Co. Box 11. Coblesklll, N.Y. 
The WAGON to BUY. 
structed. Saves labor, annoy 
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STEEL WHEELS 
Your address on a postal will bring yon free catalog. 
The Geneva Metal Wheel Co., 
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Saw Mills 
1 From 4 h.p. size to largest made. Favor¬ 
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Amerloan Saw Mill Machinery Co., 
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LUMBER AT HALF PRICE 
> Bend us your Lumber Bill for our 
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67 on all kinds of Material. Address 
Chicago House Wrecking Co., World’s Fair Grds., St. Louis 
SILOS 
Steel Frame, round. 
Built once for all. Best 
preservers,most durable, 
models of convenience, 
cheapest in the end. We want agents- Special terms 
to granges and farmers’ clubs. INTERNATIONAL 
SILO COMPANY, Box 52, Jefferson. Ohio. 
Quaker City Grinding Mills 
For Corn and Cobs, Feed and Table Meal. 
CCUT nil TDIAI Built in 8 sizes. 1 to 20 
OCN I UH InlML horse power. Ball bear¬ 
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THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and fill your 
silo in less time, with less power and with less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It Is the most convenient and the easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, never disappoints. We guarantee every 
machine to be perfect and to do the work 
claimed for it. 
If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
Papac. Send for catalog giving full particulars. 
Papao Machine Co., Box 10, Lima, N. Y. 
