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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
September 30, 1905. 
HUMOROUS 
A sprightly young fellow in Nashua, 
Determined to throw all his cashua. 
Cried loudly: “Ha, ha ! 
Bring ine pate de foie gras." 
And disdainfully motioned the hashua. 
—Credit Lost. 
"Can't I go out in the back yard and 
play in the garden, mamma?” “Certainly 
not, child. You must stay in and study 
your nature books.”—Life. 
Visitor: “My .good man. you keep 
your pigs much too near the house.” Cot¬ 
tager: “That's just what the doctor said, 
mum. But I don’t see how it’s agoin’ to 
hurt ’em !”■—Punch. 
“Here's a letter from a woman,” said 
the answer-to-correspondent editor, “who 
wants to know what to use in cleaning 
carpets.” “If she is a married woman.” 
suggested the snake editor, “tell her to 
use her husband.”—Chicago News. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINTS 
At 1VHOLESA ¥,1? PRICKS, Delivered I^KEI 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and SA VIC Dealer 
profits. In use 61 years. Officially (indorsed by the 
Orange. Low prices will surprise yo. €• .Vrite tor Samples 
o. W. INQERSOLL. 24G Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. V 
GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL 
25to 30 percent,commission 
to get unlem for our ceielu’tilmi ' 1 cun 
Coflees, Splcra, Extract h and linking 
Powder, beetitiful Present h mid Coupon* 
with every PiuvIihhl*. CH A HU Eh t* A i ft 
For prompt attention addreHa Mr. J, J. D. 
care of 
TMKOKKAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. 0. Box 2dl), 31 -33 VeueySt., New York 
WE LEAD THE WORLD 
We are the largest manufac¬ 
turers of Grooved and Plain 
Tire Steel Farm Wagon 
Wheels in America. We 
guarantee our patent 
Grooved Tire Wheels to 
be the best made by anybody 
anywhere. Write us. 
HAVANA METALWHEEL CH. 
BOX 17 HAVANA. ILL. 
DOWDEN POTATO 
DIGGERS 
I Am the Paint Man 
2 Full Gallons Free to Try— 6 Months Time to Pay 
1 AM the 
paint man. 
I havo a 
new way of 
manufacturing 
and selling 
paints. It’s 
unique — it’ ■ 
B! L,„ 
st. i.ouU, Mo. plan was in¬ 
vented paint was sold in two ways— 
either ready-mixed or the ingredients 
were bought and mixed by the painter. 
Ready-mixed paint settles on the 
shelves, forming a sediment at the bot¬ 
tom of the can. 
The mineral in ready-mixed paint, 
when standing in oil, eats the life out of 
the oil. The oil is the very iile of all 
paints. 
■ Paint made by the painter cannot be 
ftroperly mado on account of lack of the 
heavy mixing machine. 
My paint is unlike any other paint in 
the world. 
It is ready to use, but not ready- 
mixed. 
My paint is made to order after each 
order is received, packed in hermetically 
sealed cans with the very day it is made 
stamped on each can by my factory In¬ 
spector. 
I ship my pigment—which is white 
lead, zinc, drier and coloring matter 
ireshly ground, after order Is received- 
in separate cans, and in another can I 
ship my Oilo, which is pure old process 
linseed cil, tho kind that you used to buy 
years ago before the paint manufactur¬ 
ers, to cheapen the cost of paint, worked 
in adulterations. 
1 sell my paint direct from my factory 
to user at my very low factory price: you 
pay no dealer or middleman profits. 
I pay the freight on six gallons or 
over. 
My paint is so good that I make this 
wonderfully fair test offer: 
When you receive your shipment of 
paint, you can use two full gallons —that 
will cover 600 square feet of wall—two 
coats. 
If. after you have used that much of 
my paint, you are not perfectly satisfied 
with it fa every detail, you can return the 
remainder of your order and the two gal¬ 
lons will not cost you one penny. 
No other paint manufacturer ever 
made such a liberal offer. 
It is because I manufacture the finest 
paint, put up in the best way, that I can 
make this offer. 
f go even further. 
I sell all of my paint on six months’ 
time, if desired. 
This gives you an opportunity to 
paint your buildings when they need it, 
and pay for the paint at your convenience. 
Back of my paint stands my Eig ht 
Year, officially signed, iron-clad^ 
Guarantee. 
This Is the longest and most lib¬ 
eral guarantee ever put on a paint. 
For further particulars regarding 
my plan of selling, and complete col¬ 
or card of all colors, send a postal to 
O. L. Chase, St. Louis, Mo. 
I will send my paint book—the 
most complete book of its kind ever 
published—absolutely free. Also my 
instruction book entitled “This Little 
Book Tells How To Paint” and copy 
of my 8 year guarantee. 
The Taint 
Man 
NOTE.—My 8 Year Guarantee backed by 850,000 B ond. 
415 Sixth Street 
The machines that get all theyw'Tv'l/ potatoes in 
any kind of soil, deep or shallowsmooth or 
rough. Delivered to pickers clean and s on n d. 
Easily handled, strong and durable. Simplest and 
most practical machine made for potato harvesting. 
Send for catalogue. 
DOWDEN MFC. CQ, t Box 622 Prairie City, la. 
20th Century Wagon Box and RacK 
Contains 170 ft of clear, well seasoned lumber. 200 bolts, and 75 pounds of best Malleable Castings 
and other irons. r*ineed two coats witb best wagon paint. Honestly made and better 
man y .hi expect. Can naui car corn, potatoes, bulk gram, nay, straw, or live stock, bold 
direct to the 
farmer. Your 
money back if 
not satisfied. 
Write for free 
Catalogue. 
MODEL MFC. COMPANY, 
Box 289, Muncie, Indiana. 
The Celebrated TORNADO FEED and ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
have no equal. Made in sizes to suit everybody. Exeels all other make* for cutting either dry material 
or ensilage. Up-to-date in every particular. Strong, durable, runs light and smooth. Furnished with 
chain Carrier or Blower. Blower case made of cast 
iron without seams or joints, consequently, stiff, 
strong and SAFK. The TORNADO puts 20 per cent 
more cut ensilage into a given space or silo than can 
bo done by any other make of Cutter. 
Agents 
Wanted 
Special propositions 
to good, live dealers. 
Write for Catalog 
and prices. 
W. R. HARRISON 
&. CO., MANUFACTURERS, MASSILLON, OHIO 
Baldwin and 
Gale-Baldwin 
Get Speed and 
Right Work. 
Self 
Feed. 
Cut 
Hfel Length. 
Ensilage Cutters. 
Machines approach perfection in both cutting 
and elevating. Adjust for four lengths cut 
Side or straight away delivery. All sizes for 
all powers. Write for catalogue. 
Rolcher 8 Taylor A. T. Co., 
Box 78, Chicopee Fall., Mass, 
The 
HORSE POWERS 
THRASHERS 
and CLEANERS 
Wood 
Saws 
One A two-horse Thrashing Outfits. Level Qyyj^p^ 
Write for catalogue. 
Tread, Perfect Governor. Feed & Knsilage 
ELLIS KEYSTONE AGR’LWORKS, PoUstown, F? 
DOES IT EASILY, TOO! 
If you keep cows, you want to get all the cream, for that means the 
most profit; and it’s economy to get it the easiest way with the least work 
and bother. The improved 
U. S. Cream Separator 
Which Holds World’s Record for Close Skimming 
provides not only the most profitable, but the easiest and least sxpen* 
»ive way to handle your milk. 
Bethel, Me., January n, 1905 . 
“I know that the U. S. Cream Separator stands ahead of anything else 
for clean skimming and I can make more butter with that than any 
other way and it turns easy. I run it and the childten run it. 
“ MRS. E. E. CHASE.” 
Send for booklet No. 378 -A, illustrated in colors, 
explaining in detail about the durable and simple 
construction of the U. S., and showing plainly why it 
Gets the Most Cream 
YERMONT FARM MACHINE CO., Bellows Falls, Yt. 
16 Distributing Warehouses throughout tha United States and (‘uuada^^J 
TILE DRAINED LAND IS MORE PRODUCTIVE 
, crt'aae* the value. Acres of swampy land reclaimed and made fertile. 
T fj f 1 Juekium'K Knund I>raln Tile meets every requirement. We also inako Sewer 
E l . V - A Pipe, Ited and Fire Brick, Chimney Tops, Encaustic Side Walk Tile,etc. Write 
-- fr,r whil1 veil waul, and lineeH. JOHN It. JACKSON, 7« Third Axe., Albany, N.Y. 
A Never Failing Water Supply, 
with absolute safety, at small cost may be had by using the 
Improved Rider Hot Air Pumping Engine and 
Improved Ericsson Hot Air Pumping Engine. 
Built, by us for more than 30 years and sold in every country in the world Exclu¬ 
sively intended for pumping water. May be run by any Ignorant boy or woman 
80 well built that their durability is yet to be determined, engines which were sold 
30 years ago being still in active service. 
Send stamp for “ C4 Catalogue to nearest, otfice 
RIDER-ERICSSON ENGINE CO., 
... .. .... 239 Fr.iililIn St., Bouton 
*■’ '' a, wi> sl • - N ' " M) CraiK si .WrM. Miiu'.re.l,!'.q. 
40 UearlMirn si., (tiii-Aiiii. iv.in.v N s. W. 
40 North till St., I’lillvlclphix. 1 ,,,l ‘ bt -> Syau ' y >^ 
•Tenlente-K.y 71, Havana. Cub*. 
A Home 
IN THE 
Northwest 
Thousands of acres of land, of which large 
tracts have been reclaimed by irrigation, are now 
open for settlement in 
OREGON, WASHINGTON and IDAHO 
Why not visit this vast territory and thus 
realize for yourself its great possibilities more 
fully? Low one way rates will be in effect to all 
points in the North-West, from Sept. 15 to Oct. 
31, 1905, from 
CHICAGO • $33.00 
ST. LOUIS - $30.00 
VIA 
Union Pacific 
AND CONNECTIONS 
Two trains daily. Through sleeping and dining 
car service. Quickest Time . 
Inquire of 
E. L. LOMAX, C. P. & T. A. 
OMAHA, NEB. 
