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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
November 4 , 1905 . 
HUMOROUS 
He loved his charming little wife; 
He loved her more and more; 
So when some dumplings she had made 
He swallowed three or four. 
O love, triumphant ! Wondrous love ! 
And love in spasms, too— 
Said weeping friends about his bed ; 
“Thank heaven, he'll pull through.” 
—San Francisco Call. 
Mrs. Newlywed: “Oh, Clarence, I 
can sec a perfect reflection of mv face 
way down there in the water.” Mr. New¬ 
lywed : “Are you sure it ain't a lobster 
pot you see? There’s lots of ’em about 
here, you know.”—Life. 
Pat : “This is a great country, Mary 
Ann.” Mary Ann: “How’s that?” Pat: 
“Shure th' pa-apers sez yez can buy a 
foive-dollar money or-der fer three cints. 
Oi’m afther havin’ wan now wid th’ 
money yez give me for th’ cake av soap.” 
—Washington Life. 
“Any good shooting on your farm?” 
asked a sportsman of a farmer. “Splen¬ 
did,” replied the agriculturist; “there’s a 
canvasser man down in the clover mea¬ 
dow, a peddler at the house, a county 
board candidate out in the barn, and two 
tramps down in the stackyard. Climb 
right up oyer the fence, young man, load 
both barrels and sail in.”—Credit Lost. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
K. N.-Y and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
BUY DIRECT FROM FACTORY, BEST 
MIXED PAINT'S 
AiWHOLESALE PRICES, Delivered FREE 
For Houses, Barns, Roofs, all colors, and SAVE Dealers 
profits. In use 61 years. Officially Endorsed by the 
Grange. Low prices will surprise you.. Write for Samples. 
0. W. INGERSOLL, 246 Plymouth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. 
GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL 
25to30 per cent commission 
to get oriters lor our celebrated Teas, 
Coffees, SplceB, Extracts and Baking 
Powder. Beautiful Presents und Coupons 
with every purchase. CHARGES PAID 
For prompt attention address Mr. J. J. D. 
care of 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
P. O. Box 289, 81-83 Vesey St., New York 
Fearless Horse Powers 
Two horse size guaranteed to produce 3 
to 4 actual horse power. Other sizes in 
proportion. Never injures a horse. Al¬ 
ways under control. Strong, safe, easy for 
horses. Always ready. Two horse size $100. 
|Send for catalogue. 
Harder Mfg.Co. Boi 11, Coblesklll, H.T. 
The WAGON to BUY. 
Properly con¬ 
structed. Saves labor, annoy¬ 
ance and expense of repairs. 
TO FIT ALL 
WAGONS. 
Your address on a poBtal will bring yon free catalog. 
The Geneva Metal Wheel Go., 
Box 17, Geneva, Ohio. 
STEEL WHEELS 
FARMERS 
HANDY 
WACON 
Low steel wheels, wide tires, make 
loading and handling easier. We fur¬ 
nish Steel Wheels to tit any axle, to 
carry any load. Straight or staggered 
spokes. Catalogue free. 
EMPIRE MEG.C 0 ., Box 70 F Quincy, III. 
WE LEAD THE WORLD 
We are the largest manufac¬ 
turers of Grooved and Plain 
Tire Steel Farm Wagon 
Wheels in America. We 
guarantee our patent 
Grooved Tire Wheels to 
be the best made by anybody 
anywhere. Write us. 
HAVANA METAL WHEEL CO. 
BOS 17 HAVANA, ILL. 
GRIND FINE OR C0ARSB 
all feeds, ear corn, with or with¬ 
out husks, all grains, with the 
KELLY 
DUPLEX 
Grinding Mills 
Speediest, easiest running, most du¬ 
rable mill made. Four sites. Espe¬ 
cially adapted for gasoline engines. 
Use 2b percent lees power than any 
Others. New double cutters, force 
___feed, uo choking. 
The 0. S. KELLY CO., 157 N. Lime St., Springfield, Ohio 
Keen Kutt: 
tells in the 
Keen Kutter 
as in bett 
greater saf ‘ 
is not an 
for Keen 
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father tc. 
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as well 
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<5? tal thing 
^ ^ Tools to 
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Cy a^so long do 
they la? cs 
The qj* «T Jife of Keen 
Kutter ^ Is compared 
■with the aort term of 
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Sectional View of 
Handle Showing 
Greliner Wedge. 
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service of inferior brands makes Keen Kutter Tools by far the least expen¬ 
sive tools that you can buy. The 
mu KUffiR 
trademark covers every kind of tools so that you may always be sure of 
highest quality by insisting upon Keen Kutter Tools. 
An example of the Keen Kutter excellence is found in Keen Kutter 
Hatchets and Handled Axes. These are made of the highest grade of steel, 
on the most approved lines, and by the best workmen. Every Keen Kutter 
Hatchet and Axe has the handle wedged with the Greliner Patent Everlasting 
Wedge which positively prevents the head ever flying off or working loose, 
and is sharpened ready for use. These are exclusive Keen Kutter features. 
Some of the other kinds of Keen Kutter Tools are: Axes, Adzes, 
Hammers, Hatchets, Chisels, Screw Drivers, Auger Bits, Files, Planes, 
Draw Knives, Saws, Tool Cabinets, Scythes, Hay Knives, Grass Hooks, 
Brush Hooks, Corn Knives, Flye Hoes, Trowels, Pruning Shears, 
Tinners’ Snips, Scissors, Shears, Hair Clippers, Horse Shears, Razors, 
etc., and Knives of all kinds. 
If your dealer does not keep Keen Kutter Send for 
Tools, write us and learn where to get them. Tool Booklet. 
Every Keen Kutter Tool is sold under this Mark and Motto : 
“ The Recollection of Quality Remains Long After the Price is Forgotten .” 
Trade Mark Registered. 
SIMMONS HARDWARE COMPANY, 
SI. Louis, U. S. A. 298 Broadway, New York. 
A Telephone for the 
Country Home 
The telephone in the country home is not a luxury—it’s a 
money-saving investment that brings returns every day. 
Keeps the farmer’s family in close relation with the neigh¬ 
bors, saves manv a trip to town, and helps to make the 
young folks satisfied with the farm by giving them advan- 
tagesTike their city cousins. 
Stromberd.Carlson 
Telephones 
Are the right telephones forcountry homes. They work right, 
stay right, and the price is right. Our new book 102-E, “flow 
the Telephone Helps the Farmer,” illustrates and describes 
how our telephones are made—explains why they are the 
best to buy. Farmers are building lines all over the land. Why 
not you? The book shows how cheaply it can be done. If you are 
interested we will send you a book telling “How to Build a Rural 
Telephone Line,” and how to maintain it after it is built. Both 
books are free. Write nearest office for them today. Address 
STROMBERG-CARLSON TEL. MFG. CO.. Rochester. N. Y.. ChicmJo. III. 
WE’LL PAY THE FREIGHT 
and send 4 Buggy Wheels, Steel Tire on • $r.75. 
With Rubber Tires, 41 14.50. i mfg. wheels to din. 
tread. Top Buggies, $28.75: Sleighs, $10.75. Write for 
catalog, l.earn how to buy direct. Repstr W heels $4.00. 
Wagou Umbrella FREE. R. BOOH. Cincinnati,O. 
CDCC CTflpV of interest to every farmer and his 
w I wU I family, also our complete catalogue 
of Simplicity Gasoline Kngines will he sent abso¬ 
lutely Free to everyone who will write for it. See our 
large advertisement in December 2 issue of this paper. 
Write to-day. Western Malleable & Grey Iron 
M fg. Co., 10 Chase Street, Milwaukee, Wis. 
A Never Failing Water Supply, 
with absolute safety, at small cost may be bad by using the 
Improved Rider Hot Air Pumping Engine and 
Improved Ericsson Hot Air Pumping Engine. 
Built by us for more than 30 years and sold in every country in the world Exclu¬ 
sively intended for pumping water. May be run by any ignorant boy or woman. 
So well built that their durability is yet to be determined, engines which were sold 
30 years ago being still in active service. 
Send stamp for “ C4 ’ Catalogue to nearest office 
RIDER-ERICSSON ENGINE CO., 
85 Warren St., New York. 239 Franklin St., Boston 
40 Dearborn St., Chicago. ™ Craig St.,West, Montreal,P.Q. 
40 North 7th St., Philadelphia. 22 Pitts St., Sydney, N. S. W. 
Teniente-Rey 71, Havana, Cuba. 
FEED GUTTER! 
V\ mm 
Built of steel. Strongest and most reliable carrier made— no 
wear out to it. Galvanized steel when specially ordered. No 
barn complete without it. An easy running time and labor 
saver. Lightens stable duties and encourages cleanliness. Can 
be run to any part of building over switches and around curves. 
Will operate any distance over head. 
Our tubular steel stanchions are sanitary, durable and humane. Forinfor- 
mationabout PERFECT EQUIPMENTS FOR MODERN BARNS address 
Louden Machinery Co., 39 Broadway, Fairfield, Iowa. 
90 Cream Separator 
4L. 
SB wft. WHEN YOU WRITE for our 
gay-' free Cream Separator Cata- 
wO -Y logue we will send you a won- 
B HH-iH d dertul offer, by which you can 
fl B 7 take our very beet separator 
^B BR9B on one month’s free trial on 
credit. Send no money to us. 
deposit no money with any 
one, pay nothing when you 
get It (we trust you abso¬ 
lutely), use the separa¬ 
tor one month, put It to 
every test, at the end of 
one month If you find it 
skims closer, runs easier, 
Is easier to operate, skims 
colder milk, does better 
work and is In every way 
better than any other so p- 
nrator you ever saw, 
then you pay us for It ; If 
not, send It back to us at . 
our expense of freight 
charges, and you ore not out one 
cent, and you have had the use of 
the separator free of any cost or 
money deposit for thirty days, on free open account, 
full credit trial. We let you he the judge in every par¬ 
ticular. We accept your decision without question of 
any kind and without expense to you. 
*|Q Qf| BUYS THE CELEBRATED DUNDEE 
CREAM SEPARATOR, the new Improved 
(906 Modal, the equal 
of cream separators 
sold by others at $30.00 
to $40.00. 
If you answer this ad¬ 
vertisement you will 
get the Dundee and our other 
separator catalogues and all 
our new and wonderful offers. 
(90 nn buys the 
5&9.UU AMERICAN 
CREAM SEPARATOR, made 
by the American Separator 
Company of Balnbrldge. New 
York, holders of many of the 
world’s greatest medals for 
high grade cream separators, 
a separator that never before 
sold to users for less than 
$65.00 to $100.00, far better 
than most separators that 
are now being Bold at 
$ 100 . 00 . 
If you answer this adver¬ 
tisement you will get the 
American Separator Cata¬ 
logue, all our other separator 
catalogues and all our new 
and wonderful offers. 
^99 Q Churn 
WuOidUour 
ECONOMY SEPARATOR, guar¬ 
anteed the highectgrade cream 
aeparator made, guaranteed to 
skim closer, skim colder milk, 
sklmfaster, 6 klm more, clean easier, 
run easier, wear longer, do better 
work in every way, give better satis¬ 
faction In every particular than any 
other cream separator made, re- 
-ardless of name, make or price. 
Vlth this aeparator goes our cele¬ 
brated $1,000.00 Challenge for 
any other maker to meet us In com¬ 
petitive test. These separators 
skim from 200 to 760 pounds per 
'hour and you can skim 1,000 
pounds per hour with our Economy. 
There Is no other separator made 
that will In any way compare with 
it. If you own two or more cows 
you need our wonderful offer at once. 
CUT THIS AD. OUT and send to 
ua, or on a postal card or in a letter 
say “Send me your free Cream sep¬ 
arator Catalogues,” and you will 
receive the three catalogues by re¬ 
turn mall free, you will get our 
latest otters, our free trial, no 
money deposit, open account trust 
plan for examination and test, 
you will get the greatest orearn sep- 
~ • m of. 
arator propositions ever hea: 
Address, 
SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO., CHICAGO, ILL. 
Greatest Wood-Sawyer on Earth 
Does more work, saws more wood 
aud makes more money than any 
other outfit at twice its oost 
Send for Catalogue EH . 
Stoddard Mfg. Co. . Rutland, Vt. 
dust-proof oil boxes, etc. we majee nve sty 
Also the famous “Hero” Friction-Feed Drag Saw, 
Feed Grinders, Ensilage and Fodder Cutters, Husk- 
ers, Shellers, Sweep Horse Powers, Tread Powers, 
Wind Mills, etc. Write to-day for free catalogue. 
Appleton Mfg. Co, 27Fargo St.,Batavia, 111.^ 
with an Appleton Wood 
Saw you can rapidly and with 
ease and safety _ a a * 
SAW 
your own wood 
and Save Coal, 
time, labor and 
money; or saw 
your neighbor’s 
wood and make f 
$5to$l5aDay 
Strong, rigid 
frame, adjustable 
We make five styles. 
CUTAWAY HARROW CO. 
CLARK’S REV. 
BUSH PLOW and HARROW 
Cuts a track 5 feet wide, 1 
foot deep. Connects sub¬ 
soil water. Can plow a 
newly cut forest, stump, 
bush or bog land. 
CLARK’S Dhl. ACTION 
CXJTA WA P Moves 18,000 
Tons of Earth in a Day. 
Send for Circulars. 
HIGGANUM, CONN., ll.S.A, 
