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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
July 20, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
9 9 
Said a highly intelligent lizard 
Who was caught in a summer-time blizzard. 
“The moment has come 
To nature-fake some. 
I shall wear an oil-stove in my gizzard!” 
* ■—Washington Star. 
Little Mabel (age five) : “I dot a flea 
off pussy, muvver.” Mother: “What did 
j r ou do with it, dear?” Little Mabel: 
“I put it back on pussy, taus it’s her flea.” 
—Judge’s Library. 
Johann: “You nearly got engaged 
while you were on your tour in the moun¬ 
tains, I hear.” Michel: Precious near. 
But, fortunately, just at the moment I fell 
down a precipice.”—Fliegende Blaetter. 
I Nervous New Yorker (in frontier 
town) : “Do you have many shooting ac¬ 
cidents here on the Fourth of July?” Na¬ 
tive: “Oh, no; this ain’t New York. If 
you git shot, it won’t be no accident.”— 
Judge. 
“So you think a rich man can’t go to 
heaven, eh?” “Oh, yes, suh—he kin go 
dar all right, but his case’ll be purty much 
de same ez dat er de boy peekin’ under 
der circus tent whilst de circus is gwine 
on!”—Atlanta Constitution. 
“I cracked a lawyer’s house the other 
night,” said the first burglar disgustedly, 
“and the lawyer was there with a gun all 
ready for me. He advised me ter git out.” 
“You got off easy,” replied the other. “Not 
much I didn’t! He charged me $25 for 
de advice.”—Philadelphia Press. 
Beggar: “Say, mister, I’m out uv work, 
an’ I’ve got six small children t’ support. 
Won’t youse gimme a few pennies for 
’em?” Citizen: “Much obliged for the 
offer, old man; but I’ve got all the children 
I need at present.”—Chicago Daily News. 
. “I admit,” said Crittick, “that he’s ac- 
J^m^^^i^priety, but not fame, as 
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*domtsee*the difference between notoriety 
and fame.” “You don’t? Then you 
wouldn’t be able to distinguish between the 
odor of a rose and Limburgcr cheese.”— 
Philadelphia Press. 
The Lady (to applicant) : “Yes, I ad¬ 
vertised for a cook. Why did you leave 
your last place?” Applicant: “The wom¬ 
an I worked for was an old crank, an’ I 
hadn’t been there two days until she dis¬ 
charged me.’ The Lady: “Why did she 
discharge you?” Applicant: “Because I 
couldn't cook.”—Chicago Daily News, 
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STRONGER THAN OTHER THE 
SILO F |LL ERSj>^ SMALLEY 
PAPiriTY 1 No. 18 Special Cutter 
uAlAUI I I j gamed the reputation for greatest capacity, 
FEWER lightest running and strongest silo filler on the 
PARTS 
U1V M»ee^» --- _ - _ 
rounded^ tw ouared and gearing heavier than used on other 
silo fillerCr > £* built special throughout. That’s why the 
Ol £ f | ri/ MODERN 
^r igkLLC. I SILO FILLER 
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and pulley will loosen instantly when iron and other hard foreign 
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Our free catalog tells all about the 20 sizes of cut - 
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SMALLEY MF6. CO.^fffL 
Box 90 
MANITOWOC, WIS. 
Climax Ensilage Cutter 
Simplest, cheapest and most perfect working of all ensilage 
machines. Cuts and elevates at one operation, with no litter 
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Inward Shearing Cut 
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WARSAW-WILKINSOW CO.. 50 Highland Ava.. W»r»«w, N. Y. A 
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Cuts and Elevates 
7 to 25 Tons an Hoop 
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One Month Trial Allowed 
> > 
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2026 So. High St., Columbus, Ohio 
High-Grade 
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C'' OOD wagrons are absolutely necessary 
'J on the farm. 
Remember that paint may hide a multi¬ 
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Wcber 
Columbus 
Bettendorf 
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[Incorporated] 
THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and All your 
silo in less time, with less power and with legs 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It Is the most convenient and the easiest to 
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machine to be perfect and to do the work 
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“% If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
Papec. Send for catalog giving full particulars. 
Papec Machine Co., Box 10, Lima, N. Y. 
ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
with blower are guaranteed to 
do more and better work with 
i same amount of power 
, than other ma- 
’ chines of the same 
,, or even 
larger 
size. We 
'manufacture 
different sizes 
ranging in ca¬ 
pacity from eight 
to twenty tons of 
ensilage per hour 
1 A FAIR TEST 
will demonstrate the superior 
,ity of Ross machines over all 
'competitors. 
Write to-day far FREE Catalogue. 
THE E. W. ROSS CO., Box 13, Springfield, Ohio 
Largest Manufacturers of Ensilage Mach Inerjr In the World 
Write for Ross Manure Spreader Catalogue. 
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Experiince 
ENSILAGE 
Gutters and Blowers. 
The modern Smalley type has no superior. 
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Bush & Bog Plow 
Cuts a track 5 ft. wide, 
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Jointed Pole takes all weight off Horses 
and keeps their heels away from the Disks. 
His Rev. Disk Plow cuts a 
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will kill witch-grass, wild 
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thistle or any foul plant. 
Send for circulars to the 
CUTAWAY HARROW CO.. 88 Main Si., Hlflsanum, Conn. 
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