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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
July 27, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
“Money is the root of all evil.” “Yes, 
and it grows best by the grafting process.” 
—Baltimore American. 
“Doctors never bleed people now, do 
they?” “Great Scott, man! did you never 
have one of them send you a bill?”—Bal¬ 
timore American. 
Her Husband (during the spat): 
“Don’t you think for a minute that you 
can impose on me. There are no fools in 
our family.” His Wife: “Why, John 
you forget yurself !”■—Chicago News. 
An English tourist traveling in the 
north of Scotland, far away from any¬ 
where, exclaimed to one of the natives: 
“Why, what do you do; when any of you 
are ill? You can never get a doctor.” 
“Nae, sir,” replied Sandy. “We’ve just to 
to dee a natural death.”—Argonaut. 
“Johnny, where have you been? Your 
hair is suspiciously wet. School was out 
two hours ago.” “I fell in the creek.” 
“But your clothes are not wet.” “Well, 
you see, mamma, while I was standin on 
the bridge I thought maybe I’d fall in, so 
I took off my clothes, an’ I did.”—Life. 
“Do you give gas here?” asked a wild¬ 
looking man who rushed into a dentist’s. 
“We do,” replied the dentist. “Does it 
put a fellow to sleep?” “It does.” “Sound 
asleep, so you can’t wake him up?” 
“Yes.” “You could break his jaw or 
black his eye and he wouldn’t feel it?” 
“He would know nothing about it.” “How 
long does he sleep?” "The physical in¬ 
sensibility produced by inhaling the gas 
lasts a minute, or probably a little less.” 
“I expect that’s long enough. Got it all 
ready for a fellow to take?” “Yes. lake 
a seat in this chair and show me your 
tooth.” “Tooth nothing!” said the ex¬ 
cited caller, beginning rapidly to remove 
his coat and vest. “I want you to pull a 
porous plaster off my back.”—Credit Lost. 
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THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
11—33 Vesey Street. New York. N. Y, 
METAL ROOFING 
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tho kind of roof that wears. Ours is guaran¬ 
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don’t pay for iL Genuine Charcoal Iron. Double 
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write for freo metal goods catalogue. R31 
The United Factories Co. Cleveland,Ohio. 
FILL THE SILO 
with modern Smalley Cutters and Blowers. 
They combine safety, speed, strength and con- 
venience. Many exclusive patented features. 
Elevate with ease into any silo. All sizes. Also 
Carriers. Silos, Horse and Dog Powers, Threshers, Ma¬ 
nure Spreaders. Write for catalogues. 
HARDER MFG. CO., Box 11, Cobleskill, N. Y. 
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and keeps their heels away from the Disks. 
CUTAWAY TOOLS FOR LARGE HAY CROPS. 
Three of Clark’s Intense Cultivators produced 
this year on 14*2 acres, 102 tons of well dried Alfalfa, 
Timothy and Redtop Hay. If you want to know how 
Clark’s Reversible Hush and Bog Plow, 
a track 5 ft. wide, 1 ft. deep. Will 
plow a new cut forest. His 
double action Cutaway Harrow 
keeps land true, moves 1,600 tons 
of earth, cuts 30 acre® per day. 
CUTAWAY HARROW COMPANY, 
38 Main St., UiggamuB, Conn. 
Kuny "p the Corn 
*•» it; 
Your chief be to, 
- e* «-*d machine 
' V n'j have an 
get the corj 
fast enough 
G s ?me _ 
Engine and Papec Pneumatic Cutter 
The blower cutter that requires the least power, and the engine that gives the most—an 
ideal ensilage outfit. The cutter is of most modern type, 
runs fast and easily, and will elevate ensilage to highest silo. 
The Abenaque is not only good for your ensilage cutter, but 
Is guaranteed to have a wider range of work, and to give you less 
trouble than any other gasoline engine made. Mounted or unmount- 
„ ,4 . ed; you can set it down anywhere, in any position, and 
\S'i ]I it Is ready for business. 
P-’ft cl AVStilftSlL We sell engine and blower separately or as an outfit. 
VBCK.Qut'. 
Don’t fail to send for catalogue O. 
I Abenaque Machine Works, Sffi" ,T n 
If you have wood to saw get pricea on our sawing 
outfits. 
OLDS 
ENGINES 
"best by every test" 
u.s.gov't report. 
This engine is ready to run 
when you get it, fill it with 
turn the wheel—that’s all. 
Write us to tell you about our 
liberal proposition that will save 
you money. 
We guarantee every Olds En¬ 
gine to run properly. You take 
no risk in buying it. There is 
an agent near by to see that 
everything is all right. 
Send for catalog showing 3 to 
50 h. p. engines and get our 
interesting offer. 
OLDS GAS POWER CO. 
Binghamton, N. Y. 23 Washington St. 
Main Office—908 Seager St., I.alising, Mich. Boston—69-75 Washington St., N. Philadelphia—1816 Market St. 
Kansas City, Mo.—1226 Kleveuth St. Minneapolis—313 So. Front St. Omaha—1018 Farnnm St. 
3 to 8 h. p. Hopper Jacket Engine on Skids. 
gasoline, throw on the switch, 
No pipe to connect, nothing 
to set up, no foundation to 
make, no experience required. 
It is the most practical en¬ 
gine for the farmer, because it 
is always ready, compact, ad- . 
justed and can be moved any¬ 
where. ' 
The price is right—the qual¬ 
ity is the standard of the U. S. 
Government, who use it. 
Big interest on gour investment. 
A Farmer who knew said that if a man did 
not have the money to buy a manure 
spreader, he could afford to borrow it, 
pay 50 per cent interest, and still make 
money. 
This shows how extremely profitable the 
use of a manure spreader is. 
It will make more than 50 per cent per year 
on the investment. 
It increases the fertilizing value of barn¬ 
yard manure, the only fertilizer produced on 
the farm, fully 100 per cent, and when you 
remember that this barnyard manure is 
worth about $2.00 per ton, you know how 
much money a spreader makes for you on 
every ton of manure hauled into the field. 
Of course, you must be sure and buy a good 
spreader. We mean a strong, dependable, 
practical machine—one that you can load up 
day after day and drive into the field with 
absolute certainty that it will spread as many 
loads per acre as you desire. 
The I. H. C spreaders, Corn King and 
Cloverleaf, will do this. They can be regu¬ 
lated to spread any number from 3 to 30 loads 
per acre. The principal point of difference 
is in the apron. The Corn King is a return 
apron machine and the Cloverleaf an endless 
apron machine. Both spreaders are replete 
with valuable features, not found on other 
spreaders, 
For instance, the single lever on the I. H. C. 
allows the driver to make every adjustment 
change the rate of feed, return the apron, 
start the machine, or stop it. 
Then again there is the vibrating rake, a 
feature not found on any other spreader. You 
know that when first starting the machine, if 
not properly loaded, the manure is apt to pile 
up against the cylinder and clog it. Perhaps 
great chunks will be thrown out until the load 
is properly fed. The vibrating rake on the 
Cloverleaf and Corn King spreaders prevents 
this irregular feeding. It levels the load 
before it reaches the cylinder and insures 
an even and uniform distribution of the con¬ 
tents. You won’t find a whole lot coming out 
directly over the center and none at all at the 
sides, but instead an even distribution the 
full width of the cylinder. 
There are many other excellent features 
about these spreaders—both wheels are drive 
wheels, the steel wheels cut under the box, 
the apron never binds nor buckles, the front 
axle is well trussed, the frame is staunch and 
absolutely rigid. 
We suggest that you look into this question 
of a profitable manure spreader very care¬ 
fully. The local agent in your town will 
gladly demonstrate the line he handles. Or 
write the general office for catalogues, colored 
hangers, or other information desired. 
Send for copy of “Farm Science" or 
"Wasteful Farm Practices" which contain 
very valuable information on agricultural 
subjects of special interest to you. 
International Harvester Company ol America 
(Incorporated) 
Chicago. U. S. A. 
WIGHT’S 
Saw Mills 
Let Knight, the “Saw Mill v 
Man," send you his bookfrea.l 
Tolls all about bi* an4 little aav mill#, I 
and how to make money with them. [ 
Nino Sizes —portable and sUtlotv* | 
ary. Advantages and economic® | 
possessed by no other b. 
8end for the book to-day. 
The KNIGHT Mfg. Co» 9i 
1932 8. Market 8t„ 
Canton, 0. J 
THE PAPEC 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and fill your 
ello in less time, with less power and with less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It is the most convenient and the easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, never disappoints. We guarantee every 
machine to be perfect and to do the work 
claimed for it. 
% If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
Papec. Send for catalog givingfull particulars. 
Papec Machine Co., Box 10, Lima, N. Y. 
ROSS ENSILAGE GUTTERS 
-—- with blower are guaranteed to 
do more and better work with 
the same amount of power 
.than other ma¬ 
chines of the same 
,or even 
larger 
size. We 
r manufacture 
different sizes 
ranging in ca¬ 
pacity from eight 
to twenty tons of 
ensilage per hour. 
1 A FAIR TEST 
will demonstr ate the superior¬ 
ity of Ross machines over all 
competitors. 
Write to-day for FREE Catalogue. 
THE E. W. ROSS CO., Box 13, Springfield. Ohio 
Largest Manufacturers of Ensilage Machinery In the World. 
Write for lines Manure Spreader Catalogue. 
57 Years’ 
Experience 
ENSILAGE 
CUTTER 
BUZZARD 
I with wind olevator, either mounted 
lor unmounted. Cuts hay, straw, feed. I 
letc. Klcvates to any height, btrong. 
I durable, economical. Fully guarau- 
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AGRICULTURAL WORKS 
Box 69, Canton, 0. 
Waterloo Vapor Cooled 
GASOLINE ENGINES 
The only horizontal vapor cooled gasoline 
engine in the world. Absolutely frost 
proof and cannot freeze. 
Patented May 16, 1906 
The King of all gasoline engines. Our 
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Send to-day. 
Waterloo Gasoline Engine Co. 
1106 Park Ave. West, Waterloo, Iowa. 
Gas and Gasoline Engines 
Stationary, 
and Portable 
for all purposes 
Catalogues on Request. 
W. D. DUNNING, 
331 W. Water St. 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
$60 
QILSON MFG. CO. 
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GILSON 
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rs. Churns. Wash Ma¬ 
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_ Ask for catalog-all size* 
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alcohol engine, superior to any one-cylinder engine; revolutionizing power. Its weight and bulk are half that of singl 
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UNTIL YOU INVESTIGATE 
“TIIE MASTER WORKMAN,” 
a two-cylinder gasoline, kerosene or 
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THIS IS OUR FIFTY. THIRn YEAR. 
