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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
May 18, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
There In that broad field growed the golden 
corn, 
Beyond the old ten-acre medder, 
And here the barn where one November morn 
I lost my fingers In the shredder. 
—Indianapolis News. 
Evelyn : “What caused you to break 
off your engagement to Mr. Softroe?” 
Miss Bullion: “I asked him to guess my 
age—and he did it!!!—Ally Slooer. 
Foreman : “What is all that arguing 
down the road?” Laborer (indignantly) : 
“Why, the man running the steam roller 
wants us to call him a chauffeur.”—An¬ 
swers. 
First Doctor: “Is this operation abso¬ 
lutely necessary?” Second Doctor: “It is. 
The only possible chance we have of 
collecting our bill is from his life insur¬ 
ance.”—‘Sketch. 
Foreman Waterville Hose Co. No. 1: 
“Hurry up an’ come on, Si! Woolsey’s 
barn’s a-bumin’.” The Newest Volunteer: 
“Sorry, Heck, but I can’t. Both m’ red 
shirts are in the wash.”—Puck. 
Visitor (to prisoner) : “Poor man! 
What brought you to this?” Convict: 
“Poverty, mum. I didn’t hev money 
enough ter hire a corporation lawyer ter 
tell me how ter steal legally!”—Life. 
“The prisoner was going at the rate of 
360 miles an hour,” said the policeman. 
The arrested chauffeur smiled. “Look 
here,” said the court sharply, “you can’t 
boom any make of auto in this tribunal 
of justice. I officially knock off 300 miles 
and fine the prisoner $100 for the sixty.” 
—Philadelphia Ledger. 
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In the Field is Where the Dains 
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Out in the field handling hay is where the Dains 
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barn. The 
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AN ENGINE TIIAT WORKS 
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CUTAWAY TOOLS FOR LARGE HAY CROPS. 
Three of Clark’s Intense Cultivators produced 
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Timothy and Redtop Hay. Ifyou want to kno w h ow 
Jointed Pole takes all the weight off Horses 
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g-y His Rev. Disk Plow cuts a 
* furrow 5 to 10 in. deep, 14 in. 
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will kill witch-grass, wild 
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CUTAWAY HARROW COMPANY, 
39 Main St., Higganum, Conn. 
Why You Should Have 
- A Cream Harvester 
I F you are keeping three or more 
cows, it will pay you to own a 
Cream Harvester, because its 
use brings greater returns in the form 
of increased quantity and better 
quality of products, and because it 
removes much of the drudgery con¬ 
nected with dairy work. 
It makes no difference whether you 
are making your cream into dairy 
products on your own farm or are 
shipping to a creamery. In either 
case the separator is equally im¬ 
portant. It gives you more cream 
and leaves you the skimmed milk to 
be fed while yet warm to pigs or 
calves. If ground feed is added to 
this skimmed milk it becomes as 
valuable for feeding purposes as 
whole milk. This is one of the great 
advantages of a cream separator. 
Then, the three big advantages of 
a separator are—more cream, less 
work and fresh skimmed milk for 
feeding, and these are sufficient to 
pay the cost of a separator in a short 
time. But not all separators will do the 
same for you. Some make more 
work instead of less work, for they 
are so hard to operate and so hara 
to clean. Watch out for these things 
when you buy a separator. 
It will pay you to call on the In¬ 
ternational local agent and examine 
The Dairymaid and Bluebell Separa¬ 
tors. There you can see by actual 
test how they will skim down to the 
one thousandth part, whether the 
milk be warm, cold, rich, viscid or old. 
You can try for yourself, and see 
how easily they are operated. 
Notice in the illustration how the 
handle is at just the right height, and 
that the supply can is low while the 
milk and cream spouts are high. 
You can see the excellent gearing, 
and how, though all the parts are 
covered to prevent dirt getting into 
the bearings, each is easily accessi¬ 
ble; how strong and simple they are, 
and how this will give them great du¬ 
rability. 
You can 
see how 
simple con¬ 
struction is the 
key note a 11 
through, and, 
what rigid care 
is exercised to 
make every 
part just right, 
and exactly so 
as to get best 
results with 
the least 
work a n d^ 
the least 
trouble. 
The Blue- ^ 
bell is a gear’ 
drive machine, 
the Dairymaid is a chain drive — you 
can take your choice. If it isn’t con¬ 
venient for you to call on the agent, 
write for catalogs. These 1^11 in concise 
descriptions and in many excellent illus¬ 
trations what you will wish to know. 
and 
INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER COMPANY OF AMERICA, CHICAGO, U. S. A. 
(INCORPORATED) 
