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October 20, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
A roan tried to speak, and he spoke: 
"I’d treasure to seek, and I soke; 
The bold robbers crept 
And robbed ns I slept— 
I'd vengeance to wreak, and I wroke. 
“They wanted to steal, and they stole; 
One thought he should squeal, so he squole. 
He told me the facts 
Concerning tTielr acta— 
What lie could reveal he revole. 
“I dared them to fight, and they fought; 
My dog tried to bite, and It bought; 
It ran them away— 
This tale of the fray 
I wanted to write, so I wrought. 
—Chicago Evening I’oBt. 
Timid Old Gentleman: “Oh, sir, 
please let me go. Think of your own 
poor old mother.” The Highwayman: 
“Nothin' doin’, old boy; it won’t go. 1 
was brought up in an incubator."—Har¬ 
per’s Weekly. 
Madge: “Wihat did Molly mean by 
saying that joining the Audubon Society 
was a good business proposition?” Mar¬ 
jorie: “The dues are only $r>, while a hat 
with feathers on it costs at least $20.”— 
Harper’s Weekly. 
“We have only one life to live,” she 
sighed. "Yes,” replied the man who was 
trying to keep up a house on a flat in¬ 
come, “and with prices at the present 
mark it’s a mighty lucky thing that one is 
our limit.”—Chicago Tribune. 
She: "I understand that you camped 
out in the rain one night without any bed¬ 
ding?” He: "Oh, no. We had plenty of 
bedding. The storm was a wet blanket 
on our pleasure, and the rain came down 
in sheets.”—Somerville Journal. 
“Bilkins tells me he is getting aw¬ 
fully tired of living alone.” “I would 
think he’d marry and settle down." “I 
was talking with him about it the other 
day, and he says he doesn’t know wheth¬ 
er to get married or buy a phonograph.” 
•—Milwaukee Sentinel. 
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