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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
November 23, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
“The lawyers are lying low in that 
case.” “You surprise me. I rather ex¬ 
pected there would be some tall lying 
on their part.”—Baltimore American. 
She : “What was the noise I heard 
when you came in?” He: I really could¬ 
n’t say, dear, whether it was the night 
falling or the day breaking.”—Baltimore 
American. 
“John, what was that awful noise in 
the bathroom just now?” “Don’t worry, 
my dear,” replied John, sleepily. “It was 
merely a crash towel falling.”—Milwau¬ 
kee Sentinel. 
“So you think the President has the 
right idea about haymaking?” “Yes,” 
answered Farmer Corntossel; “lie did 
what every other man in the business 
would do if he could—got through with 
one day’s work and let it go at that.”— 
Washington Star. 
“How is it a smart-looking chap like 
you never married?” “Well, you see, 
when I was quite young I resolved I 
would never marry until I found an ideal 
woman. After many years I found one.” 
“Well, what then?” “She was looking 
for an ideal man.”—Bystander. 
“The bill of fare for Sunday dinner 
will be shredded chicken, instead of baked 
chicken,” announced the old farmer to 
the group of city boarders. “1 I’m !” grunted 
one pessimist, “what caused the change?” 
“What caused the change? Why, by heck, 
one of them thar racing automobiles just 
ran through my whole flock of poultry.” 
—Chicago Daily News. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
I t. N.-Y. and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
TEAS AND COFFEES 
AT i PRICE 
Finest Teas 19e, 27o and best 3'7c a lb. 
Finest Coffees 1 lc, 13c, 18c & best 26c a lb. 
NO GOODS SOLD AT RETAIL. 
The supplying of Farmers, Granges, Institutions, 
Clergymen and large Consumers a Specialty, 
For full particulars write CONSUMERS IM¬ 
PORTING TEA CO., 66 Church Street, 
P. O. Box 290, New York City. 
Buy— INGERSOLL’S — Best 
MIXED PAINT 
Direct from Factory. Delivered FREE. 
YOU SAVE 50c. ON EVERY GALLON. 
All Colors. In use 63 YEARS. Endorsed by Orange. 
Satisfaction Guaranteed. Write for Prices, Samples, and 
“INGERSOLL PAINT BOOK," all about Paint and Painting 
0. W. INGERSOLL, 246 Plymouth Street, Brooklyn, N. T- 
TaeStoddard Ideal 
1 1-2 H. P. Gasoline Engine 
The IDEAL power for light farm 
work. Fitted with 4 inch or 6 inch 
friction clutch pulley for running hand 
separators. Further information an<J 
prices given by request. 
OTHER SIZES FOR EVERY FARM NEED 
Creamery Package Mfg.Co.s;°;£Li T 5£ CT 
FOR SALE 
ONE 8 H.-P. STATIONARY 
GASOLINE ENGINE, 
made by the International Harvester Co. Has all 
modern improvements. In use about six mouths, 
Guaranteed in perfect condition.^ Reason for selling, 
too small for our purpose. Price, f. o. b., $275. 
The H, Weber & Sons Co., Oakland, Md. 
CUTAWAY TOOLS FOR LARGE HAY CROPS. 
Clark’s Reversible 
Bush & Bog Plow 
Cuts a track 5 ft. wide, 
1 ft. deep. Will blow a 
new cut forest. His doublo 
action Cutaway Harrow 
keeps land true, moves 
1800 tons of earth, cutsJSO 
acres per day. 
JOINTED POLE CUTA 
SEND FOR 
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CUTAWAY 
HARROW 
USE CO, 
j—3 FOR 0 .jw higganum 
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lointed Pole takes all weight off Horses 
md keeps their heels away from the Disks. 
His Rev. Disk Plow cuts a 
furrow 5 to 10 in. deep, 14 in. 
wide. All Clark’s machines 
will kill witch-grass, wild 
mustard, charlock, hard- 
hack, sunflower, milk weed, 
thistle or any foul plant. 
Send for circulars to the 
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A Telephone ? 
The farmer who depends upon roundabout rumor for his 
knowledge of prices current on cattle, grain and hay, stands 
to lose money; for while the word of a good price is reach¬ 
ing him the market is likely to drop. 
The farmer who has a telepiione can get the latest up-to-the- 
minute 'quotation at any time—and can sell his products when 
prices are highest. 
That is one of the times and one of the ways in which it pays 
to have a telephone—that is, a reliable telephone. The sort of 
telephone that balks or goes off duty when you are depending 
upon it most never pays anybody to own at any time. 
Buy and use only 
Standard 
No. 1101-1102 Switchboard shown 
hero is designed especially for use 
In small towns. Its operation is 
extremely simple and does not re¬ 
quire skilled labor. 
Apparatus and Equipment 
—the sort that daily carries the most important 
business of the country-—and you will have a 
telephone that will pay you in a hundred ways. 
Write Us for Prices and Information on Rural and 
Suburban Equipment 
Western Electric Co. 
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DeLOACH SAW MILL 
For 25 Years The Standard. 
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MILL MACHINERY of ALL KINDS 
ENGINES, BOILERS AND GASOLINE ENGINES 
We Pay the Freight. 
DeLoetch Mill Mfg. Co., Box 302, Bridgeport, Ala. 
Abenaque Gasoline Engin 
——■ 30 DAYS FREE — 
In order to let you prove, to your own satisfaction, surely in co!d -weather 
that It Is —the most convenient In warm,—that Is “s< 
contained’ —a 
—the most economical 
—the most durable 
farm engine made, we will send you any size you 
may select on 30 daysfree trial, no money in advance. 
We send a man to show you how to run it. 
It’s the engine that requires no foundation, no 
bolting down, or truing up, 
—that you can set down any place , and In any 
position , and start work at once.—that starts as 
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self-| 
unit—on 
machine with noseparate| 
tanks - no connec ions tc 
make ,—that has no "hid¬ 
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can get at all the mechanism.—that can bo easily moved 
from place to place on an ordinary sled or truck,—that 
has n wider range Of work and uses less gasoline than 
any other engine. Try It. Write for Catalogue Q. 
ABENAQUE MACHINE WORKS, Westminster Station, Vermont 
Gasoline Engines, Wood Sawing Outflts, Ensilage Outfits, Grinders, Sawmill Machinery, Hay Presses, etc. 
LEFFEL 
Farmers are coming back to steam, the one re¬ 
liable power. It's suited to more kinds of work, is 
cheaper, surer, safer, more 
powerful. The old reliable 
Letfel engines are built spe¬ 
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Styles 
and 
Sizes 
Needs 
Farm Power 
Ser¬ 
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Furnish steam for many uses as well as power.' 
Portables and on skids if moving is required. Good 
for a man’s lifetime. Write for book. 
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