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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
November 30, 1907. 
HUMOROUS 
There was a mine owner from Ophir 
Who had an adventurous chauffeur. 
And both left their widows 
With three little klddoes 
One day when the car struck a gopher. 
—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. 
Tripper: “I say, Johnny, what do peo¬ 
ple in the country do when a wasp stings 
’em?” Little Johnny solemnly: “Holler!” 
—London Opinion. 
Young Hopeful: “Mummy, have goose¬ 
berries got legs?” Mother: “No, dear.” 
Young Hopeful: “Then I've swallowed a 
caterpillar.”—The Tatler. 
Lawyer : “As your husband died intes¬ 
tate, you will, of course, get a third-” 
Widow: “Oh, I hope to get my fourth. 
He was my third, you know.”—Town 
and Country. 
Miffkins: “It is said that aggressive, 
impulsive people usually have black eyes.” 
Biffkins: “That’s right. If they haven’t 
got them at first, they get them later.”— 
Chicago Daily News. 
“My husband got hardly any sleep at all 
last night, doctor,” “Did you give him 
the medicine I left for his insomnia?’ 
“Yes, doctor, regularly. I woke him up 
every half hour to be sure he took it.”— 
Baltimore American. 
“Thar’s a man dead by the railroad 
track,” said the Billville citizen to the 
coroner, “an’ they wants you to set on 
him right off.” The coroner was soon on 
the spot, only to find the man alive. 
“What did you tell me he was dead for?” 
he said, angrily. “Well, sir,” replied the 
citizen, “the very last words he said to 
me wuz : ‘Bill, I’m a dead man !’ ”—At¬ 
lanta Constitution. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
It. N.-Y. and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee, page 8. 
TEAS AND COFFEES 
AT 1 PRICE 
Finest Tens 10c, 27 « and best 3'7e a lb. 
Finest Coffees 1 Dr, 13e, 18c & best 26c a lb. 
NO GOODS SOLO AT RETAIL. 
The supplying of Farmers, Granges, Institutions, 
Clergymen ami large Consumers a Specialty, 
For full particulars write CONSUMERS IM¬ 
PORTING TEA CO., 66 Church Street, 
p. O. Box 290, New York City. 
FENCE Mado!L^~ 
Maileof High Carbon Double Strength 
Colled Wire. Heavily Calvanixed to 
prevent rust. Have no agents. Sell at 
factory prices on 30 days’ free trial. 
We pay all freight. 37 heights of farm 
land poultry fence. Catalog Free. 
COILED SPRING FENCE CO. 
Box 2G3 Winchester, Indiana 
FROST heavy] 
WEIGHT KNOCKED 
DOWN AND WOVEN 
WIRE FENCES are the 
strongest fences made. Every 
wire carefully tested, and only 
the best hard coiled spring steel wire 
Is used. Catalogue free. 
THE FROST WIRE FENCE CO.. Cleveuho, Ohio. 
H. B. DRAKE 8 CO., 90 West St., New York, N. Y. 
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Homeseekers, 
Tennessee produce growers most 
fortunately situated. Tennessee 
X T _______ produce reaches south- 
Come to I ennessee ? rn markets justasex- 
ww,,,w w ■ tremo southern-grown 
produce is exhausod, and reaches northern markets several 
weeks earlier than northern-grown stuff, thus commanding 
very best pricos both north and south. From $100 to $400 per 
acre cleared from Cantaloupe, Cabbage and Tomato crops in 
Tennessee in 1907; notwithstanding, this land is selling for 
from $5 to $20an acre. Excellent climate: pure water. For 
descriptive literature, address H- F. SMITII, 'I raffle Manager, 
Nashville, Chattanooga & 8t. Louis Railway, Nashville, lenn. 
New and Liberal Homestead Regulations In 
WESTERN CANADA 
New Districts Now Opened 
for Settlement 
Some of the choicest lands in the grain-growing 
belts of Saskatchewan and Alberta have recently been 
opened for settlement under the Revised Homestead 
Regulations of Canada. Thousands of Homesteads of 
1G0 acres each are now available. The new Regula¬ 
tions make it possible for entry to be made by proxy, 
the opportunity that many in the United States have 
been waiting for. Any member of a family may 
muke entry for any other member of the family, who 
may be entitled to make entry for himself or herself. 
Entry may now be made before the Agent or Sub¬ 
agent of the District by proxy (on certnin conditions), 
by the father, mother, son, daughter, brother or 
sister of an intending homesteader. 
"Any even-numbered section of Dominion Lends In 
Msnltobs or the Northwest Provinces, excepting 8 and 
26 . not reserved, may be homeeteeded by sny person 
the sole herd of a family, or male over 18 years of 
age, to the extent of ono-qusrter section, of 180 sores, 
more or less." 
The fee in each case will be $10. Churches, schools 
and markots convenient. Healthy climate, splendid 
crops and good laws. Grain-growing and cattle- 
raising principal industries. _ . 
For further particulars as to Rates, Routes, R68t 
Time to Go and Where to Locate, apply to 
Biinorintendent of Immigration. Ottawa.Canada, or to 
THOMAS DUNCAN, Canadian Govt, Agent, Syracuse 
Bunk Bldg., Syracuse, N. ¥, 
The Neatest Thing on the Farm 
Makes Stable Work Lighter, 
Saves Time and Labor, 
Soon Pays for Itself. 
The Climax 
Feed and Litter 
Carrier. 
Can go anywhere by curves and switches. 
Hook the same car to our large ensilage 
pan and feed the stock in one half the 
time. Cars made to run on steel channel 
track, heavy wire, or cable, as desired. 
Positive chain hoist. Pans will rest on 
floor and not tip over; made of galvan¬ 
ized iron. Can be installed for special purposes in works or factories. 
Send a sketch of your requirements and we will send you full description 
and an estimate of cost. 
Warsaw-Wilkiivsoiv Co., 50 Highland Ave., Warsaw, N. Y« 
Manufacturers of Climax Pneumatic Ensilage Cutters, Climax Feed and Litter Carriers. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
R. N.-Y. and you'll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal." See guarantee, page 8. 
FARM ENGINES 
Power for 100 
duties. Make 
sure of long, 
great service by 
buying a Leffel 
Steam Engine— 
the old farm 
stand-by. Power 
plenty for all 
uses. No dis¬ 
appointments. 
Simple andsafe, 
low running ex¬ 
pense, last your 
lifetime. Many 
styles and sizes 
Write for book. 
James Leffel & Co,. Box 210, Springfield, Ohio 
H more than most fences. 15 to 85c per rod, 
delivered. Wesend free sample for inspection / 
k and test. Write for fence book of 133 styles. jA 
The Brown Fence Wire Co. 
Cleveland, Ohio* 
MONARCH 
FEED MILLS 
Will grind everything that can 
be ground—all kinds of feed, 
corn cobs, oats, rye, 
corn meal,etc.—any- 
I tiling suited to live 
stock feeding. They 
are simply and eas¬ 
ily operated, and 
every mill sold is fully warranted. You 
can get a Monarch Mill on 15 days free 
trial. Write for particulars and catalog. 
SPROUT, WALDRON A CO., 
P. O. Box 263, Muncy, Pa. 
COIL SPRING FENCE 
Made of high carbon Steel Wire 
Horse-lilgh, Hull-strong, Chlck- 
en-tlghL Sold direct to the 
Farmer at lowest manufac¬ 
turers prices on GO Days Free 
Trial, freight prepaid. 100 page 
Catalogue and price-list free. 
KITSELMAN BROS., 
Box 230 MUNCIE, IND. 
SSjps 
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MOLINETILL. 
Lightest Draft Plows 
Over 75 per cent of the draft of a plow comes 
in front of the line at which the man in the 
illustration above is pointing. 
This is the “wedge” that cuts, lifts and 
starts the furrow-slice to turning. 
The shape of a plow at this point determines 
whether the draft is to be heavy or light. 
All 
John 
Deere 
Plow 
Dottoms 
are narrow 
waisted” and 
shaped to enter 
the ground the way 
a thin wedge 
splits a log. John 
Deere plows are 
the lightest draft 
plows in the 
_ world. 
The Finest Booklet of the kind ever pub¬ 
lished will be sent free to you for the asking. 
It is full of handsome pictures of ancient and 
modern plows, plowing scenes from all coun¬ 
tries and contains an interesting story. 
Write for booklet . 
Ask for it by number 136 Mention this 
paper. 
Deere £ Company, Moline, 
III., U. 3. A. 
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Write For CDCC Dflfllf Now—Today 
?ct 1867 rTVlFS rlltt DUWim HAKin Tn INC.I902 
G 63 ca *. H 12 
Sent on Trial—Freight Paid 
Grind Corn and Cobs, Feed and Table Meal. 
10 lbs. to 70 bushels per hour; ball bearing; easy running. Shipped from 
Philadelphia or Chicago. Send for free catalogue to 
[THE A. W. STRAUB CO., 3737-39-41 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, Pa.i 
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0.10 All 
Gas and Gasoline Engines 
Stationary, 
and Portable 
for all purposes 
Catalogues on Request. 
W. D. DUNNING, 
331 W. Water St. 
Syracuse, N. Y. 
$60 
GILSON MFG. CO 
GOES LIKE SIXTY 
SELLS LIKE SIXTY « 
SELLS FOR SIXTY 
GILSON 
GASOLENE 
ENGINE 
For Pumping, Cream 
^Separators, Churns, Wash Ma¬ 
chines, etc. FREE TRIAL 
_Askfor catalog all sizes 
U4 Park St. Port Washington, Wis. 
YOU CAN SEE 
SLATE ROOFS 
still in good condition in England and 
Wales. Will any other roof last one- 
tenth as long? Their cost is only a 
trifle more than short-lived roofing. 
Write to-day for book and particulars 
regarding 
Sea Green and Purple Slate Roofs, 
giving name of your local roofer. 
500 YEARS OLD 
The American Sea Green Slate Co., Box 10, Granville, N. Y. 
R-E-L-I-A-B-L-E 
Spells the key-word to the great popularity of the 
U C CREAM 
• SEPARATOR 
Yd 
SKIMS CLEANEST 
Holds World’s Record. 
IS SIMPLEST 
Two parts in the bowl. 
WEARS LONGEST 
Record proves it. 
RUNS EASY 
Users say so. 
QUICKLY CLEANED 
Parts few and simple. 
LOW MILK CAN 
Saves much lifting. 
PERFECTLY SAFE 
Gearing entirely enclosed. 
SAVES THE MOST 
Cream, time, work. 
My U. S. is not out of 
order every week or two 
like my neighbors’ who 
use other makes, ARE. 
D. L. VanWorm. 
Middleburgh, N.Y. 
Dairymen choose the U.S. because they KNOW it can be depended 
upon to do the Best work ALL the time, and the Longest time. too. 
May we explain to you why? Please send 
for complete illustrated book No. 159. 
VERMONT FARM MACHINE CO. 
Bellows Falls. Vermont 478 
Gasoline 
Engines 
Fewest Parts. Uses 
Least Fuel. 
Catalogue FREE. 
C. H. CANFIELD, 
202 West Newell St., 
Syracuse, New York 
JaeStoddard Ideal 
t 1-2 H. P. GMoline Engine 
The IDEAL power for light farm 
work. Fitted with 4 inch or 6 inch 
friction clutch pulley for running hand 
separators. Further information antj 
prices given by request. 
OTHER SIZES FOR EVERY FARM NEEt> 
Creamery Package Mfg.Co.sjKSj™" 
IRON AGE 
FARM AND GARDEN TOOLS. 
Save most time and labor. Do best work. Write for book. 
BATEMAN MFG. CO., Box 102, Crenloch, N. J. 
CUTAWAY TOOLS FOR LARGE HAY CROPS. 
Three of Clark’s Intense Cultivators produced 
this year on Mkj acres, 102 tons of 'well dried Altalfa, 
Timothy and Redtop Hay. If you want to k now h ow 
DOUBLE ACTION JOINTED POLECUTA 
. NO MORE 
: USE FOR 
--sfa ■r* 1 SEN0 FOR 5 
^ CIRCULARSTOTHESTL 
IICrmD T —-- ———■ uinDUunnoivint-—-• 
CUTAWAY g 
PL0W 4oP'ffc HARROW CO© 
i af fU $ mndaNi im nrtMKi-r- 
HIGGANUMC0NN. 
u.s. A. 
Jointed Pole takes all the weight off Horses 
and keeps their heels away from the Disks. 
His Rev. Disk Plow cuts a 
furrow 5 to 10 in. deep, 14 in. 
wide. All Clark’s machines 
will kill witch-grass, wild 
mustard, charlock, hard¬ 
back, sunflower, milk weed, 
thistle or any foul plant. 
CUTAWAY HARROW COMPANY, 
89 Main St., Jlifci'Bnum, Cons. 
