December 28, 190T 
HUMOROUS 
When you're lookin' for amusement fer to 
cheer life's bitter cup. 
NVhy, there ain't no combination like a baby 
an' a pup! 
—Louisville Courier-Journal. 
“Does the razor hurt, sir?” inquired 
the barber, anxiously. “Can’t say,” re¬ 
plied the victim, testily, “but my face 
does.”—Harper’s Weekly. 
The Dentist: “Now, open wide your 
mouth and I won’t hurt you a bit.” The 
patient (after the extraction) : “Doc¬ 
tor, I know what Ananias did for a liv¬ 
ing now.” —Illustrated Bits. 
“And was Jones so terribly hurt in 
the railway accident as the report made 
out?” “I don’t think so. One of his 
wounds is fatal, but the rest are not 
at all dangerous.”—Cleveland Leader. 
“Please, mum,” began the aged hero 
in appealing tones, as he stood at the 
kitchen door on washday, “I’ve lost my 
leg”- “Well. I ain’t got it,” snapped 
the woman, slamming the door.—Ev¬ 
erybody’s. 
“What would you do,” asked the ex¬ 
cited politician, “if a paper should call 
you a liar and a thief?” “Well,’ said 
the lawyer, “if I were you I’d toss up 
a cent to see whether I’d reform or lick 
the editor.”—Cleveland Leader. 
Getting Up 
A Party— 
Finest Tens 19c, 27c ami best 37c a lb, 
Finest Coffees lie, 13c, 18c & best 26c a lb. 
NO GOODS SOLD AT RETAIL. 
The supplying of Farmers, Granges, I nstitutions, 
Clergymen ami large Consumers a Specialty, 
For full particulars write CONSUMERS Ill- 
l’OHTING TEA CO., 66 Church Street, 
P. O. Box 290, New York City. 
HAY JUMPING 
will soon be a thing of the past. 
Hay Baling made rapid and easy by 
SPENCER’S HERCULES LARGE BALE PRESS. 
Guaranteed capacity four tons an hour or no sale. 
No jumping Every fanner who furnishes Tabling 
ami Hoard should talk this Press, because lie does 
not have to pitch hay as high as the Upright. 
Again, the Upright cannot take feed while press¬ 
ing and tying. We can; hence men on the mow, 
not having to wait, are more efficient. Greater 
speed moans less board. For Catalog address 
J. A. SPENCER, = Dwight, Ills, 
99 Apparatus and 
Equipment 
Standard “BELL 
kind that is used on the lines that carry messages 
Boston to Omaha and from Chicago to Atlanta, 
kind that can always be depended upon. 
BEATS THE 
Grindstone 
TEN TIMES OVER /AfPT 
No pressure, no drawing j g » 
temper, if you use the t ^ p rj r 
Practical 
Alundum •/ 
Grinder 
with wheel revolving jlf A 1!5 
3,000 times a minute. *5 If-. - I J - 
Far superior to emery I 
or stone. Grinds any // ' 
tool, knife to sickle. 
Different sizes. Foot ! vJjV 
power attachment. 
Write for circular of particu- 
lars. Good agents wanted. Address, ” 
ROYAL Ml Ik C0„ 226 E. Walnut St.. Lancaster, Pa, 
Write Us for Prices and Information on Rural and 
Suburban Equipment 
Western Electric Co 
Manufacturers and Suppliers of all Apparatus and Equipment used in 
the Construction, Operation and Maintenance of Telephone Plants 
Salt Lake City 
Seattle 
San Francisco 
Los Angeles 
Indianapolis 
Chicago 
St. Paul 
Des Moines 
St. Louis 
Kansas City 
Omaha 
Denver 
New York 
Philadelphia 
Atlanta 
Pittsburg 
Cincinnati 
No. JOB Switch¬ 
board for rural 
line switching 
station. 
Arranged for 10 
lines und 6 pairs 
of cords. 
If ringer signal 
instead of drops 
is desired, order 
No. 1012 board. 
Nobthebn Ei.ectiuc & Manufacturing Co., Ltd 
Montreal and Winnipeg 
Will grind everything that can 
be ground—all kinds of feed, 
corn cobs, oats, rye, 
corn meat,etc.—any- 
•ILMMt thing suited to live 
stock feeding. They 
r=r-.T-7-, v are simply and eas- 
BOB SLEDS $9.50 
PLANET Jr. 
BEST GARDEN TOOLS 
COOK YOUR FEED and SAVE 
Half the Cost—with the 
PROFIT FARM BOILER 
With Dumping Caldron. Empties its 
kettle in one minute. The simplest 
and best arrangement for cooking 
food for stock. Also make Dairy and 
Laundry Stoves, Water and Steam 
Jacket Kettles, Hog Scalders, Cal¬ 
drons, etc. 93- Send for circulars. 
D. li. SPERliY & CO.. Batavia. I1L 
DIRECT FROM FACTORY 
ADDHESS 
Fanners Slanfg. Co. Dept 1, Sterling, Ills, 
Most benefit to crops with least effort. Most reliable; longest 
lasting. All cultivating parts of high-carhon steel. Best work¬ 
manship : rigid inspection. Pull value for your money in every 
oiip of the Planet Jr. line of 45 seeders, wheel hoes, horse hoes, 
riding cultivators, etc. Write to-day for new Planet Jr. catalog. 
S. L. ALLEN & CO., Box 1107V, Philadelphia, Pa. 
^ 1 ' ^ iiy operated, and 
every mill sold is fully warranted. You 
can get a Monarch Mill on 15 days free 
trial. Write for particulars and catalog. 
SPROUT, WALDRON & CO., 
P. O. Box 263, Muncy, Pa. 
WE’LL PAY THE FREIGHT 
und send L Ituggy IVill-el-. Steel Tire, on - $8.75 
I With Bubber Tire., #15.80. I mfg. wheels to 4 in. 
I I rend. Top Haggles. $29.75; Sleighs. $10.75. Write Tor 
eat log. I,e»rn how to buy direct. Repair Wheel*. $5.50. 
1 Wagon Umbrella FllKK. W.K. BOOB,Cincinnati,t>. 
The Celebrated De Loach Mill 
The * Saw Your Own Lumber \ if . We Set the Pace 
Others do the 
1 Best They 
SSL Can 
Three of Clark’s Intense Cultivators 
this year on 14't> acres, 102 tons of well drier 
Timothy and Redtop Hay. If yon want to k 
andlast so long a time. 
Frame of heavy angle 
steel strongly 
braced—absolutely 
no shake. Patented—adjust¬ 
able, dust-proof, non-heating 
oil boxes, etc. Wo make tiiese 
and you can do it bet ter thun 
the other fellow, with 
our h elp. 
Appleton Wood Saws 
In 0 styles—strong, simple, safe and successsful 
—and we make a 4-wheel mounting for wood 
saws und gasoline engines which is unequalled 
for convenience and durability. Saw your own 
wood and save time, coal and money—then saw 
your neighbors’ wood andinako$5 to $15 A Day. 
We make the celebrated 
HERO FRICTION FEED DRAG SAW 
nothing like it—no other so good. Also feed 
grinders, shellers, fodder cutters, buskers, 
manure spreaders, farm trucks, windmills, 
etc., all guaranteed full Appleton Quality. 
Catalog free for the asking. Ask for it now. 
APPLETON MANUFACTURING CO. 
27 Fargo Street Batavia. Ill., U. S. A> 
A 15-yoarold 
boy can operate 
ted Pole takes all the weight off Horses 
keeps their heels away from the Disks. 
, ,2a? His Rev. Disk Plow cuts a 
V /SJ furrow 5 to 10 in. deep, 14 in. 
wide. All Clark’s machines 
fotfL, will kill witch-grass, wild 
(V 7 -n mustard, charlock, hard- 
sJ*g^<, is> j hack, sunflower, milk weed, 
\ thistle or any foul plant-. 
y CUTAWAY HARROW COMPANY, 
81 Main St., Higganum, Con*. 
—-SfuTUsEND FOR -s-, 
-CiRCULARSTOTHE if, 
? CUTAWAY =n 
HARROWCOo 
HIGGANUM C.0NN< 
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