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July 24, 1909. 
HUMOROUS 
“Catching fish, bub?” “Naw! Noth¬ 
in’ but carp.”—Chicago Tribune. 
Father: “You never heard of a 
man getting into trouble by following 
a good example.” Son: “Yes, sir, I 
have—the counterfeiter.”—Boston Tran¬ 
script. 
“According to Dr. Eliot, marriage is 
the best occupation for women.” “That’s 
all right, but what’s to be done for those 
who can’t get jobs?”—Cleveland Plain 
Dealer. 
Caller : “Sir, I am collecting for the 
Poets’ Hospital. Will you contribute 
anything?” Editor: “With pleasure. 
Call to-night with ambulance and I will 
have some poets ready.—Tit-Bits. 
Foreigner: “What was the total loss 
of life caused by your revolutionary 
war?” Native American: “Nobody 
knows. We keep adding to it every 
Fourth of July.”—Chicago Tribune. 
A: “Well, and how did you sleep last 
night? Did you follow my advice and 
begin counting?” B: “Yes; I counted 
up to 18,000.” A: “And then you fell 
asleep?” B: “No; then it was time to 
get up.”—Tit-Bits. 
Kind Lady: “What is your name, 
little boy?” Little Boy: “Joshua 
Shadrach Lemuel Yotts.” Kind Lady: 
“Well, well! Who gave you that name?” 
Joshua, Etc.: “I dunno yet, but I’m on 
der trail!”—Chicago News. 
For three weeks he had borne all the 
horrors of Spring cleaning without a 
murmur. Then his patience gave way. 
“And you.” sobbed his wife, “you used 
to tell me I was your queen.” “Yes,” 
lie said, with a wild glare in his eyes, 
“but when a man finds his queen has 
used his best tobacco jar for pale oak 
varnish and his meerschaum pipe for 
a tack hammer, he begins to grasp the 
advantages of a republic.”—Tit-Bits. 
At luncheon at Buckingham Palace 
the other day one of the young princes 
of Wales began, “Oh! grandpapa,” 
when the King interposed with some 
severity, “Little boys should be seen 
and not heard. Go on with your 
luncheon, and don’t talk.” Collapse 
of small prince. To him presently the 
King, relenting: “Well, now you can 
say what you were going to say.” 
Prince, with a world of meaning: “Too 
late, grandpapa; too late.” The King: 
“Nonsense! If it was worth saying 
five minutes ago it is worth saying 
now.” Prince, firmly: “No, grandpapa. 
There was a great, enormous slug in 
your salad, and you’ve eaten him.”— 
Manchester Guardian. 
GRAY’S 
showing cuts 
A. W. GRAY’S SON 
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Practical,dura¬ 
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of our full line. 
THRESHERS, GASOLINE ENGINES, 
HORSE POWERS, ENSILAGE CUTTERS, 
and WOOD SAWS. Highest Grade. 
South St., Middletown Springs. VL 
BELT POWER PRESS 
Capacity 2 to 4 Tons Per Hour. 
Eight horse gasoline or steam power runs largest size to full capacity, whllemany 
customers are usinz smaller power. Equipped with Block 
Dropper which Is safe and sure in operation. Simple 
and effective Self Feeder, easy and fast to servo 
and one which handles large or small charges. A 
Simple, Solid, Businesslike Outfit. A Money-Maker. 
It is not made up of a maze of gears, tancle of shafts 
and friction clutches. Uses no balance wheel, does 
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Lever Brake. Lined throughout with heavy sheet 
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SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO„ 157 Main Street, SANDWICH, ILLINOIS. 
' Climax Ensilage Cutter 
Simplest, cheapest and most perfect working of all ensilage 
machines. Cuts and elevates at one operation, with no litter 
or waste. No other style of cutter compares with the 
Inward Shearing Cut 
of knives and the Climax is the only cutter that has 
it. Don’t be caught by bare claims of superiority 
without proof. Read the record of the Fair and 
other Competitive Tests. We are always anxious to 
let the Climax work side by side with any other machine, 
the Imyer to take the best. If you want to be sure of the best, ask 
for the competitive test. Send for free catalog. 
WARSAW-WILKINSON CO., 50 Highland Ava.. Warsaw, N. V. 
The Complete 
Machine 
H' _ 
Unsat¬ 
isfactory si¬ 
lage often results 
from long, unevenly cut corn. 
What’s the use of expensive silos 
and equipment, corn just in right condi¬ 
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cutting. Fine, evenly cut silage is highly 
important. There’s just one cutter can 
produce it. With the “Ohio” you don’t 
risk inferior silage. Ask us to prove 
this. We can. 
Other strong “Ohio” points—capacity, 
durability and construction, light run¬ 
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dependable under all conditions. 
“Ohio” Blower Cutters—6 Sizes 
3 to 30 tons an hour—5 to 16 H.-P. 
You’re after absolute proof—we have 
It. Will you send for it today? 104-page 
“Ohio” Catalog, and “Ensilage Cutter 
Thought Starters” booklet free. 
The Silver Mfg. Co. 
Salem, Ohio 
"Modern Silage Meth¬ 
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or stamps 
OHIO M 17 
_Cuts and Elevates 
7 to 25 Tons an Hon# 
Farmers 
ELLIS 
CHAMPION 
THRESHERS 
Do Your Own Threshing! 
You can save the cost of a rig 
in a few years besides doing the 
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are equally well suited to threshermen 
and grain growers desirous of doing their 
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elevator and grain bagger; operated by gasoline, 
steam or tread power. No clogging of straw in these 
threshers. Made in different sizes to meet all needs. 
We also make Tread and Sweep Horse-1’oWer, circular 
and drag saws, ensilage cutters, corn shelters, etc. Send 
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ELLIS KEYSTONE fXGRICULTURlXL WORKS, 
Every Farmer Should Have His Own Thresher 
“Little Giant” Thresher runs with light power and will clean all kinds of grain— I 
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threshing cow peas aud for “pulling” peanuts. Made iu three sizes—for 3, 6 and 8 I 
H. 1*. Gasoline Engine. Any power can be used. We also make Level-Tread Powers, [ 
Feed and Ensilage Cutters, Saw Machines, etc. Send for FKKK- catalogue. 
1IEEBNER SONS, 221Sroad St., Lansdale, Pa. 
THE PAPEG 
PNEUMATIC 
Ensilage Gutter 
will prepare you a better silage and fill your 
silo in less time, with lesr power and with less 
trouble to you than any other blower ensilage 
cutter made. 
It is the most convenient and the easiest to 
operate. It never clogs, never gets out of 
order, never disappoints. Wo guarantee every 
machine to he perfect and to do the. Work 
claimed for it. - « f 
' If you need an ensilage cutter you need a 
Papec. Send for catalog giving full particulars. 
Papec Machine Co., Box 10 Shortsville.N.Y. 
Don’t Farm More Acres—Make 
Your Land More Productive 
It is not the man with the largest farm that makes the most money. Your neighbor 
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SILOS 
The inventors of the Modern 
Continuous OpeningSilo.iu this, 
their semi-centennial year, offer 
to the public the best and most 
economical silo on the market. 
Experience, antedating that of 
any other firm manufacturing 
these goods, has enabled us to 
produce the highest quality at a 
~ most reasonable price. _____ 
Send for our Silo Catalogue and ““ 
tell us the size of the silo you want. 
We also make Silo Filling Machin¬ 
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HARDER MFC. COMPANY, 
Box I 1, Cobleskill, N. Y. 
The secret lies in keeping up the fertility of your soil. Make every acre yield the 
highest possible returns by spreading the barnyard manure with one of the 
I. H. C. Manure Spreaders 
The Corn King Return Apron Spreader 
The Cloverleaf Endless Apron Spreader 
The Kemp 20th Century Return Apron Spreader 
Any one of these machines will double the value of the manure by making it go farther and by placing 
it on the land in such a condition that none of it will be wasted. 
And because the machine 
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it will shortly double the produc¬ 
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Remember that farming more 
acres to produce larger crops 
means more fencing, more seed, 
more labor, more wages and more 
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any further information desired. 
INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER COMPANY 
OF AMERICA 
(incorporated) 
Chicago, U. S. A. 
