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THE RURAb NEW-YORKEH 
June 10, 191 L 
HUMOROUS 
“Paw, are there microbes in sugar?” 
“Yes, Bobby.” (Thoughtful pause.) 
“Well. I don’t blame ’em, paw.”—Chi¬ 
cago Tribune. 
Lion Tamer (to assistant) : “You’ve 
left the cage open again! One of these 
days some one will come along and steal 
him.”—London Opinion. 
“O, Willie, what’s this queer lookin’ 
thing with about a million legs?” 
“That’s a millennium. It’s somethin’ 
like a centennial, only it has more legsA^° -0 
—Life. \ 
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Customer : “See here! I thought you 
said these things would grow in any 
climate.” Dealer: “They will. But if 
you want to grow them in this climate 
you’ve got to have a hothouse for them, 
of course.”—Puck. 
Father: “Well, Reggie, how do you 
think you would like this little fellow 
for a brother ” Reggie (inspecting the 
new infant somewhat doubtfully) : 
“Have we got to keep him, papa, or is 
he only a sample?”—Tit-Bits. 
Customer : “See here ! Didn’t you 
guarantee that this watch would keep 
good time for a whole year?” Store¬ 
keeper: “Certainly.” Customer: “Well, 
you’re a fraud! The blamed thing ran 
down after two days.”—Judge. 
The rejected suitor arose and looked 
for his hat. “If you will not marry me,” 
he said, “let us at least be friends.” The 
fair girl shook her head. “No,” she 
coldly replied. “I am opposed to both 
annexation and reciprocity.”—Cleveland 
Plain Dealer. 
“John,” asked Mrs. Dorkins, “what is 
a ‘political con game’?“ “Why, it’s— 
it’s a frame-up, you know.” “Yes, but 
what is a frame-up?” “A—er—piece of 
bunk, of course; can’t you-” “What 
is a piece of bunk?” “Oh, shucks!” ex¬ 
claimed Mr. Dorkins, “what's the use of 
trying to tell a woman anything about 
politics !”—Chicago Tribune. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
R. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply and a 
“square deal.” See guarantee editorial page. 
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Makes Buildings30° Cooler 
On a hot day the temperature in the upper part of a building will be 
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illustrated, and nail over them the roofings you wish to test. Lay these 
in the sun for an hour and then note the difference in the thermometers. 
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Waterloo, Iowa 
Asbestos 
Roofing 
keeps a building cool because its white 
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ROOFING 
It has a rough surface 
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Avoid Blow-Outs—Save Overloading 
Goodyear No-Rim-Cut tires—10% oversize—cost no more than 
tires that rim-cut, or tires not oversize. 
The sale of Goodyear No-Rim- 
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over in the past two years. Over 
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Sixty-four leading motor car 
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users is now so great that our 
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The No-Rim-Cut tire has no hooks 
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recommend the old-style clincher tire. 
The No-Rim-Cut Tire 
This tire fits any stand¬ 
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the removable rim flanges — 
that is, slip them to the op¬ 
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curve outward, as shown in 
the picture above. The tire 
comes against a rounded edge, 
and rim-cutting is made im¬ 
possible. 
Ordinary Clincher Tire 
In the ordinary tire—the clincher 
tire—the removable rim flanges must 
be set to curve inward. They must 
grasp hold of the hooks in the tire 
base, to hold the tire on. Note how 
those thin flanges dig into the tire 
when deflated. That is the cause of 
rim-cutting, which may wreck a flat 
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The No-Rim-Cut tire, where the 
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Do you wonder that men who 
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Branches and Agencies in 103 Principal Cities 
We Make All Sorts of Rubber Tires 
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