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THE RURA1. NEW-YORKER 
June 29, 1912. 
HUMOROUS 
“Do you haw, trouble when you are 
saying your lessons in school, Tommy?” 
“Yes, sir.” “What seems to trouble 
you most?” “The teacher!”—Yonkers 
Statesman. 
Binks: “Confound it! I’ve gone and 
«at down on that chair I varnished this 
morning.” Mrs. Binks: “Well, for once 
you’ve stuck to your work.”—Boston 
Transcript. 
“Your cat made an awful noise in the 
back garden last night, and”- “I’m 
awfully sorry, Mr. Houston, but since 
he ate the canary he thinks he can sing!” 
—London Opinion. 
Councilman : “I’ve come to see, sir, 
if you will subscribe anything to the 
town cemetery.” Old Resident: “Good 
gracious! I’ve already subscribed three 
wives.”—Tit-Bits. 
"You don’t find chestnuts under 
these trees like you used to.” “No, by 
heck! These here blamed aeroplane fel¬ 
lows just pluck them off every time 
they pass.”—N. Y. Sun. 
Visitor—A nd you always did your 
daring robberies single handed? Why 
didn’t you have a pal? Prisoner—Well, 
sir, I am afraid he might turn out to be 
dishonest.—Melbourne Australasian. 
Aspiring Vocalist—P rofessor, do you 
think I will ever be able to do anything 
with my voice? Perspiring Teacher— 
Well, it might come in handy in case of 
fire or shipwreck.—Cornell Widow. 
“My friend, the architect, has a hard 
job on his hands.” “What’s that?” “He 
has a rich customer who wants him to 
build an Italian vendetta around her 
new cottage.”—Baltimore American. 
Mrs. Perkins: “Josh, now that you’ve 
seen the great sights in New York City, 
what’s the first thing tha’d naturally 
strike a visitor from up-State.” Mr. 
Perkins: “One o’ them speedin’ auto¬ 
mobiles.”—Lippincott’s. 
A Chicago banker was dictating a let¬ 
ter to his stenographer. “Tell Mr. So- 
andso,” he ordered, “that I will meet 
him in Schenectady.” “How do you 
spell Schenectady?” asked the steno¬ 
grapher. “S-c, S-c—er—er—er Tell 
him I’ll meet him in Albany.”—Argo¬ 
naut. 
“My dear,” says the bacteriologist’s 
wife, “did you remember to order the 
coal ?” “Doggone it!” growls the bac¬ 
teriologist. “Every time I count up to 
nine hundred and eighty-eight thousand 
three hundred and forty-five germs in 
this spoonful of milk she comes in and 
interrupts me and makes me lose the 
count.” Closing the door with a slam, 
he begins again: “One, two, three,” etc. 
—Judge. 
In Concord, New Hampshire, they 
tell of an old chap who made his wife 
keep a cash account. Each week he 
would go over it, growling and grum¬ 
bling. On one such occasion he deliv¬ 
ered himself of the following: “Look 
here, Sarah; mustard-plasters, fifty 
cents; three teeth extracted, two dol¬ 
lars ! There’s two dollars and a half in 
one week spent for your own private 
pleasure. Do you think I am made of 
money ?”—Lippincott’s. 
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R. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply and a 
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Nothing we could say in praise of the Farm Pump Engine can 
compare with what the actual users write about this midget engine. 
Thousands and tens of thousands of practical farmers have joined in giving 
this “ Little Giant” the greatest tribute ever paid to an engine. Their experience 
proves its worth to you. For they have given the wonder pumper every test that 
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ordered a Fuller & Johnson Farm Pump Engine, just remember those hot , still days 
and the grief you had in past summers , pumping ‘water by hand , and RUSH THE 
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has the engine on exhibition. 
We have space for only a few of the thousands of enthusiastic letters, which 
prove the engine to be all that we claim— and more. 
Wouldn’t Take 8500.00 
Cameron, Texas. 
I have one of your Farm Pump Engines. 1 would 
not take $500 for it if I could not replace it. 
C. C. WOLDEN. 
Just Read This ! 
Willis, Texas. 
The engine is pumping waterfor two logging loco¬ 
motives, and my whole woods town (about 20 fami¬ 
lies), running 15hours per day. Also waters 25 head 
of mules. When a farmer sees the work of this little 
engine, he wants one. E. L. QUALLINE. 
Engine Sells Others 
Hope, Arkansas. 
With my Farm Pump Engine I water 30 head of 
hogs (for wallowing purposes), 4 head of cattle, 12 
head of horsesand 7 families of negroes and my own 
family, with aboutJ4 gallon of gasoline per week. 
My neighbor, J, C. Allen, seeing my engine pump, 
laid aside his windmill and bought one. 
T. N. BLACK. 
“ It’s a Dandy!” 
Wilcox, Arizona. 
I bought one of your Farm Pump Engines last 
spring. I irrigated four acres of garden. Pump the 
water 92 feet. It’s a dandy. J. C. TAYLOR. 
Pumps 270 to 2,450 
Gallons Per Hour 
Pumps Water for 50 Families 
Fort Worth, Texas. 
I have used your Farm Pump Engine continuously 
in a well where I sell water to the public. I water 60 
families, and 14 head of stock. Always plenty of 
water in the tank. 1 pump the water 200 feet and 
put it in an overhead tank 25 feet above the ground 
at an expense of 10 cents a dav. 
F. M. PATTERSON, R. F. 1). 5, Box 15. 
“An Elephant in Power” 
Uvalde, Texas. 
Am watering about 300 big steers with your Farm 
Pump Engine from a 250-foot well. It is a little 
dandy in size but an elephant in power. 
DONALD CAMPBELL. 
A Perfect Machine 
Montgomery, Pa., R. F. D. No. 2. 
The Farm Pump Engine lifts water 200 feet. It is 
a little giant in strength and the most perfect piece 
of machinery I have on my farm. Sly son brought 
it from the station, and in 30 minutes he 
had it running and pumped enough water 
forthe horses and 15 head of cattle. Three 
cheers for "Little Sampson.” 
A. G. DECKER. 
Does Three “ Stunts ” All at Once 1 
Robbins, Iowa. 
My Farm Pump Engine pumps water and 
easily runs the 25-gallon churn and the 
washing machine— all at the same time. 
I have taken the handle 
off the p u m p. 
Windmill for Sale ! 
Marine Mills, Minn. 
The Farm Pump Engine works like a charm. No 
up-to-date farmer can afford to be without it. It is 
pumping water even’ day for 154 head of stock in less 
than an hour. I will take down my windmill and 
sell it. ALBERT W. JOHNSON. 
Delighted With It 
Riverdale, Maryland. 
The Farm Pump Engine is more than satisfactory. 
I use it for pumping and to run small machinery 
and am simply delighted with it. All of my neighbors 
have greatly admired the little engine. 
JOHN E. BUCKINGHAM. 
Little Girl Runs It 
1937 Hearst Avenue, Berkeley, Cal. 
The Farm Pump Engine pumps water for two 
houses. I can’t say too much in its favor. It is so 
simple my little daughter runs it. E. D. LITTLE. 
“ Goes Like a Top ” 
Franklin Grove, Ill. 
I have used my engine for over two years and it 
always goes like a top. W. L. SHEAP. 
Got ’Em All Beaten 
Winter Haven, Florida. 
Without exception your little Farm Pump Engine 
is the most simple and successful I have ever had 
anything to do with. It is perfection itself. 
E. B. HALL, JR. 
Wouldn’t Sell It 
for 8500 
Butler, Iowa. 
Your Farm Pump Engine runs my pri vate 
water plant. It has been in use over six 
months and has given entire satisfaction. I would 
not take $500 for it if I could not get another like it 
C. R. VERNON. 
Beats a Windmill 
m „ Phoenix, Arizona. 
The Farm Pump Engine is all you say in your 
catalog. Wouldn’t trade it for all the windmills in 
the country. E. HAUSER. 
Pumps While Doing Washing and 
Churning 
„ Edinburg, N. D. 
Your rarm Pump Engine does my pumping, 
churning and washing, and runs the cream separa¬ 
tor, all at once. It pumps enough water to supply 
tlie whole house for a week while doing the washing. 
I am surprised at its potver. G. B. OLGEIRSON. 
Simply a “ Crackerjack ” 
, . ,, , Walnut Ridge, Arkansas. 
I installed my Farm Pump Engine in fifteen min¬ 
utes. It is always ready and operates at less expense 
than it cost me to have my windmill oiled. It is 
simply a " crackerjack.” Refer to me any old time. 
I would not take $200 for mine. 
L. B. POINDEXTER. 
Complete in Itself—“No Extras” 
No Belts, Arms, Jacks or Special Platform Needed 
" Everything but the gasoline ” comes crated with the engine. No extras to buy. The 
engine is perfectly air-cooled, and as finely made as best automobile engines. Equal in 
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Within 15 minutes after you get it you can have it connected to pump and working. Get 
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