B36 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
April 30, 1910. 
HUMOROUS 
Patent Medicine Man : “Did you get 
a photograph of that fellow who used 
one bottle of our compound and wrote 
that he had no further use for his 
crutch ?” Assistant: “No. He has been 
in bed ever since.”—Tit-Bits. 
“Do mind you don’t get hurt, Jim! 
It’s so dangerous working in that quar¬ 
ry.” “Oh, nothing can happen to me, 
my dear! I’ve borrowed ten shillings 
from the foreman, and he doesn’t let 
me do any dangerous work!”—Mel¬ 
bourne Australasian. 
“I want to look at some canes,” said 
a magnificent young man to the shop¬ 
keeper, “and I’m in a great hurry.” 
“Yes, sir; yes, sir,” responded the shop¬ 
keeper, very much flurried. “Here, 
James,” to shop assistant, “show this 
gentleman some hurricanes.”—Tit-Bits. 
Mistress (in awed voice: “Nora, my 
husband is just raving over those chops 
you sent up. He says they arc raw, and 
he is acting like a wild man.” The 
Cook (placidly) : “Thin shure, mum, 
if he is acting like a woild mon raw 
meat is just the food for him.”—Cleve¬ 
land Leader. 
Doctor: “Now, don’t worry, whatever 
you do; a man with heart disease can’t 
afford to worry. Avoid all company of 
any kind, drink nothing whatsoever, and 
on no account touch meat and vegetables. 
By the by, I won’t be able to call till 
Wednesday, as I have to attend the 
funerals of three patients.”—Melbourne 
Leader. 
A California woman, in training a 
new Chinese servant to wait on the door, 
had her daughter ring the bell and pre¬ 
sent her card. The next afternoon a 
friend called and handed her card to the 
Celestial, who pulled out of his sleeve 
the card the daughter of the house had 
presented the afternoon before and care¬ 
fully compared the two. “Tickee no 
matchee,” he exclaimed, handing back 
the visitor’s card. “No can come in.”— 
Success Magazine. 
When you write advertisers mention The 
It. N.-Y. and you’ll get a quick reply and 
“a square deal.” See guarantee page E.’. 
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I’ll Save You $50 
On a Manure Spreader 
r~!f You'll Let Me 
Paid 
This is just a little ad—but a postal will bring my Big 
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My Spreader positively will do better work and last longer 
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ter what the price—so why mv tso , c “ 
more? 20,000 farmers 
stamped their O. K. on 
my spreader and 
saving price. My 
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Just a postal addressed to Gal¬ 
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bring you everything postpaid. 
Will You Pay a Penny For 
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Address Wm. Calloway, Proa. 
WM. CALLOWAY CO. 
669 Calloway Sta. Waterloo, la. 
Standard Among Drilling Machines 
The oldest established manufacttirers, the largest 
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The Economy Car 
W E have told you in 
a straight-forward, 
honest way just how 
little it costs to run and main¬ 
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livered to farmers this season. 
over 4,000 automobiles. This is because ve have come out and shown how little 
a Maxwell costs to run. If you have not already ordered your Maxwell, place 
your order now. There is a big demand for Maxwells—of course folks want to 
buy the car that COSTS LEAST TO RUN. 
H ERE is a car for every member 
of your family—the most econom¬ 
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of it—29 cents a day, or 100 miles, at a 
weekly cost of $2.05. We have pre¬ 
pared specially to send every farmer 
a beautifully illustrated folder giving a 
large picture of the car in actual colors. 
T HIS big car can be run 5,000 miles 
a year at an average total cost of 
$3.98 a week.” Here is our big, 4- 
cylinder, 30 H. P., 5-passenger family 
touring car. Think of taking 5 people 
for a hundred mile trip at a total cost 
of less than one cent a mile per pas¬ 
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which we want every farmer to have. 
Equipped with Magneto—3 Oil Lamps—Horn--Tools 
-Tire Repair Kit, Etc. 
PRICE, SI 500 
Equipped with Magneto—2 Gas Headlights and Gen¬ 
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N O\\ is the time to order. W e have given you information that no other maker cares to tell you. 
e ha\ e shown you how little a Maxwell costs to own and keep. Perhaps you have not seen or 
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sending places you under no obligation. Now—to-day, send us a postal. Just say “Mail folders and 
books.’’ Please address us at Tarrytown, N. Y. 
MAXWELL BRISCOE MOTOR CO. 
Art St., Tarrytown, N. Y. 
We Want YOU to See the MAXWELL 
Call at the Maxwell branch nearest you, or write the nearest branch and they will put 
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The crank is only 5 inches long, 
lust think of that! The bowl is a 
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down AMERICAN 
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OUR LIBERAL TRIAL ENABLES YOU TO 
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1022 Elm Street, Prairie City, la., U.S.A. 
’’Defiance" 
^ Wagon Scale 
Who weighs the products that you bny and sell ? 1 
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. Write for Catalogae 
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^ ^ ^ Handy, Automatic 
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Do away with old hame strap. 
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1582Terminal Buildings, New York 
l a B n ° d N ROOFING 
steel & SIDING 
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THE UNITED FACTORIES CO. 
Dept. No. R-il. Cleveland. Ohio. 
