HUMOROUS 
Johnny (looking thoughtfully into his 
aquarium) : “Mamma, I think the worst 
thing about being a little fish would be 
having a mamma without any lap.”— 
Woman’s Journal. 
“What do you think of the acoustics, 
Mrs. Nurich?” whispered her neighbor. 
“Oh, I don’t mix in them religious squab¬ 
bles. Let everybody worship in their 
own way, I say.”—Buffalo Express. 
Little Boy : “Don’t Quakers ever i 
fight?” Mother: “No, my dear.” Lit¬ 
tle Boy (after reflection) : “I should 
think it would be awful hard for a real 
big Quaker to be a Quaker.”—Good 
News. 
Native: “There are the Oldboy twins. 
They are 98 years old.” Stranger: “To 
what do they credit their long lives?” 
Native: “One ’cause he used terbaccer, 
and one ’cause he never used it.”—Re- 
hoboth Sunday Journal. 
“In Winter-time, when it’s cold,” said 
Bobbie, “I wish I was a polar bear with 
a white robe growin’ all over me; but 
in Summer, when the baseball season’s 
on, bein’ a giraffe ’d just suit me.” 
“Why a giraffe, Bobbie?” “He kin see 
over the fence.—Credit Lost. 
The street car conductor examined the 
transfer thoughtfully and said meekly: 
“This here transfer expired an hour ago, 
lady.” The lady, digging in her purse 
after a coin, replied: “No wonder, with 
not a single ventilator open in the whole 
car!”—Puck. 
“On what do you base your assertion 
that country people are brighter and 
more intelligent than city people, Hy?” 
asked the Summer boarder. “Why, right 
here in my almanac,” replied Farmer 
Hyperbole Medders, “it says in the cities 
the population is a lot denser than In 
the rural districts.”—Judge. 
A new baby brother came to the home 
of little John. In his joy he brought in 
his pets to show the new arrival. He 
brought his cat, and then his pet chick¬ 
en, and then, standing back, he said in 
triumph : “Now the baby has seen three 
animals—the cat, the chicken, and th«‘ 
stork.”—Chicago Tribune. 
She was an ardent suffragette and was 
arguing with her father about the bal¬ 
lot for women. “Well, what are you 
suffragettes going to do?” inquired the 
father. “We are going to sweep the 
country,” she replied proudly. “Well, 
do you despise small beginnings, my dear, 
suppose you start with the dining room.” 
Credit Lost. 
Uncle (to nephew playing a war 
game with a chum): “If you take the 
fortress within fifteen minutes, I'll give 
you a quarter.” Youngster (a minute 
later): “Uncle, the fortress is taken; 
now let me have the quarter.” Uncle: 
“How did you manage it so quickly?” 
Youngster: “I offered the besieged ten 
cents, and they capitulated.”—Christian 
Register. 
It was the wedding day, and the bride¬ 
groom was making his exit with the usual 
accompaniment of rice and old boots. 
He snatched his hat from a peg, seized 
an umbrella from the hall stand, and 
was going out .of the door, when the 
bride’s father called after him: “You’ve 
taken my umbrella, Henry. Bring it 
back at once. I’ve six daughters, but 
only one good umbrella.”—Sacred Heart 
Review. 
A remarkable bargain at 566 for 
, 8 x 16 ft.. size. Other sizes as low in 
^proportion. All doors, hardware, 
Istaves, etc., finest quality. Credit 
" Extended. Write for special proposi- 
tion “Silo 25.” 
■ARUNDEL SILO BUILDERS 
A REAL 
SILO BARGAIN 
15% cut in prices 
We are now ready to fill silo 
orders promptly and give you 
plenty of time to pay for same. 
Write for free catalogue and 
prices. 
ENTERPRISE 
LUMBER & SILO CO. 
North Tonawanda, New York 
illlllllllllllilllir 
Why FORD Owners Buy 
AH YOU Should Buy 
Single Unit Electric 
Starting 
and Lighting 
Outf it-Ready to Install 
Of the same superior materials and construction used for FRANK¬ 
LIN, REGAL, and others. Not a makeshift merely built to sell. 
So great, and constant that it actually helps the engine on slow 
speeds in traffic or on grades,— never robs the engine of power. 
You throw on one switch and leave it on. The Dyneto spins all the 
time, automatically turning from a motor to a generator and back 
to a motor as car speed changes. Tour Engine Never Can Stall. 
Made so well that it is quiet, no whine or groans come even after 
years of service. Bracket designed for rigidity. All under the 
hood. You do not have to tear engine apart to install. 
. .. Practically only three parts; Dyneto Motor-Generator,.oiie switch. 
TO INSTALL Storage Battery. Simple wiring with terminals all fixed and 
marked for installation. Anyone can install—some have done it in 
3 hours. 
I QUALITY 
= POWER 
NEVER A 
STALLED 
\ ENGINE 
i NOISELESS 
= SIMPLE 
= DURABLE 
i ORDER 
? TODAY 
Ask any Franklin Owner or Dealer about the Dyneto’s work in the 
famous 100 mile low gear run— the hardest test a starter ever was given. 
Make your Ford more practical—save the danger of hand-crank¬ 
ing and make the car a pleasure for your wife and daughter. 
Don’t forget that the Dyneto is not only a great comfort but is an absolute 
necessity summer and winter. 
Soncl $73 
Check, draft or money order. 
We will ship complete outfit with in¬ 
structions for installing. If you are 
not pleased on inspection, we will re¬ 
fund your money on return of outfit in 
good condition in ten days. 
Booklet on request 
DYNETO ELECTRIC CO. 
Dept. R Syracuse, N. Y. 
|| Particularly Attractive Dealer Proposition 
Outfit packed for shipment 
Any one can install it 
Capacity 
Economy 
Safety 
New 
Different 
SILO FILLERS AND 
PRICED 
Glazed Tile Silos to your Home Town 
SILOS to eara cost first—then pay. HOW? Ask, giving size. 
Kalamazoo T silo & Co., Kalamazoo, Michigan 
NO. FORT WORTH, 
TEXAS. 
MINNEAPOLIS. 
MINN. 
KANSAS CITY, 
v MO. 
Get These Big Profits ^ 
Now men everywhere are making big money with the 
famous Sandwich Hay Press. (Motor Power). $10-^_ 
$15—$20 a day clear profit is common. 
Pays for Itself 
steel construction—certain sure op¬ 
eration. Makes its own power 
from simple,sturdy Sand¬ 
wich gas engine (4. , 
6 or 8 H. P.) 
on same ^ .cl 
truck. - 
LIGHT-STRONG-BIG CAPACITY 
r "L 
So strong—so durable—so de¬ 
pendable—so simple so abso¬ 
lutely superior to all others is the 
“Light Running Silberzabn” that it 
has been pronounced 
“The King of 
Ensilage Cutters” 
Has strongest built frame, throat and 
blower that neverc log, positive safety device; 
and with its accurate knife adjustment pro¬ 
duces that fine uniform cut ensilage you are 
looking for. Speed of blower can be regu¬ 
lated according to height of silo. Thousands 
in use—Ask the man who ownes one—he’ll 
say “By all means get a Silberzahn”. 
Write for catalog and proof. 
GEHL BROS. MFG. CO., I 
p. o 
Box 474 
Batavia, N. Y. 
< 35 ' 
Stock and Repairs 
carried at Batavia, N. Y. 
The UNADILLA solves 
feed problems! 
Never fails to cure and keep silage prune. Renders 
entire corn plant—grain, cobs, shucks, leaves and 
stalks—juicy, tender and digestible as June grass. 
Increases dairy production and profits. Decreases 
feed bills half. Thousands of satisfied 
owners can attest these truths. 
UNADILLA is a guaranteed Silo 
of highest quality. Price Is mod¬ 
erate. Terms liberal. Factory is 
in year-round operation. Ship¬ 
ments made promptly. Write 
today for catalog and sales agree¬ 
ments. Late orders may be tele¬ 
graphed in at our expense. 
Address, UNADILLA SILO CO. 
Box C Unadilla, New York 
The 
HARDER 
\ * A SaveYoi 
SILOS 
Save your Entire 
Com Crop - 
NoWaste 
H eavy,non-conduc¬ 
ting, steel-bou nd 
walls, rigid dow el 
construction ,ai r-tigh t 
convenient doors.safe 
ladder, storm - proof 
anchor equipment — 
the most convenient, 
d ura b 1 e, profitable 
silo on the market. 
UncleSamuses Hard- 
erSilos. Catalog (tee 
HARDER MFG. CO. 
Box 11 
Coblcskill. N. Y. 
I The yearly milk pail (,^<}) wl be bififier, the 
k milk better, if you can feed sweet, 
green silage in the x^^winter months. 
But there’s a difference > n silos. 
Before you buy, hear the 
case of the 
.Green Mountain Silo 
and Judge for yourself. 
Send for free illustrated 
booklet, “The Why and 
Wherefore.” 
Full of silo pointers. 
Creamery Pkg. Mfg. Co., 
338 West St., 
Rutland, Vermont. 
Write, Phone or Wire 
T\fE have the stock and can make 
» ’ immediate shipment, enabling 
you to preserve 100 per cent of 
your corn crop in the 
Ibgi£b N Y 
Easy to erect. No special tools or skilled 
labor needed. Every stave guaranteed. 
You pay for the Indiana Silo out of what it 
saves on feed bill. Address nearest office. 
THE INDIANA SILO CO. 
Anderson, Ind. lies Moines, Iowa 
Kansas City, Mo. Ft* Worth, Texas 
Quick and 
Sure in Action 
Bag the grain clean and whole—free from all tailings—and do it quickly and easily.^ 
An investment in this thresher pays big and certain returns, year after year. Its 
light weight makes it easily hauled in hilly country. Why get a heavy machine with 
the same capacity and durability that you can get at less cost in the Gray Line. 
There’s 75 years of experience and’a national reputation back of every Gray thresher. 
THRESHERS 
Cost of running a Gray compared with others will show you consider¬ 
able saving each season. You can depend on it for good work. Made 
in many sizes for a farmer’s own use or for contracting thresherraen. 
Write now for free Catalog. 
A. W. GRAY’S SONS, 14 SOUTH St., MIDDLETOWN SPRINGS, VT. 
Threshers, Horse 
Powers, Saw Machines, 
Cnsilage Cutters and 
Gasoline Engines. 
THE FRONT that GAVE 
THE GRIFFIN SILO FAME 
An unobstructed continuous opening. 
Doors absolutely tight but will not swell 
Permanent steel ladder attached t» front. 
Everything tirst-olass and prices right. 
Liberal discount to reliable agent*— 
Wanted In every town. 
GRIFFIN LUMBER CO 
Box 11, HUDSON FALLS.N Y 
DIRIGO SILOS-t 
are quality silos—highest grade lumber— 
air tight, continuous doors—the only 
perfect, permanent steel ladder inde¬ 
pendent of the doors—best construction 
and workmanship—genuine wood pre¬ 
servative-last longer— perfect ensilage- 
easy to erect—no agents, but sold 
DIRECT TO YOU at a low price. 
Send for catalog and delivered prices 
of DIRIGO and STANDARD SILOS. 
Special discount for orders now. 
STEVENS TANK & TOWER CO. 
AUBURN. MAINE 
