A HORSE BECOMES A 
RAVIN MONIACK. 
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VII. 
Large Veterinary College on wheels. 
Large slot machine in office. 
Drop your Money in 
the slot and get your 
Diploma. 
VIIL 
Six Water Carts loaded with “ Blank’s 
Liniment’ ’ 
which will play at intervals during 
the Procession upon 
IX. 
A detachment of ruined and distressed 
veterinarians accompanied by 
their care-worn wives and 
luckless offspring. 
X. 
Enormous package of “Blank’s Condition 
Powders ’ ’ mounted on tableaux car, 
XI. 
Followed by a number of Bone 
Yard Skates and imported coach 
horses, thus illustrating 
“ Before and after taking. ” 
XII. 
His Most Gracious Eminence the 
College Horse Skeleton, lame, 
impotent, and draped in 
mourning, and drawn by 
four richly caparisoned 
Horses. 
Remarks .—We understand that along the line of inarch there 
will be erected large and coininodions booths, at which the pro¬ 
cession will occasionally halt and refresh itself with c. c. s. of 
emnlsionized gelosis a la fricassee, and streptococcus pyogenes on 
toast. 
Liquid refreshments will consist of malarial cachexia prophy¬ 
laxis served on a revolving stage painted with methylene bine. 
In the evening at the amphitheatre Dr. Magic Absorber will 
deliver an address on “ How to Succeed as a Veterinarian.” 
We trust yon will approve of this demonstration and give this 
coming enjoyable event the widest publicity. Very truly, 
S. R. Howard, V. S. 
A HORSE BECOMES A RAVIN MONIACK/' 
A Western correspondent of the Review sends the following 
verbatim copy of a letter which fell into his hands, and as a lit¬ 
erary curiosity we reproduce it : 
“ ’Tis with our judgments as our watches ; none 
Go ju.st alike, yet each believes his own.” 
Ohio, April 12, 1897. 
Mr. -(Liveryman) By Request of Mr. -will Drop 
Yon a Line. Mr. -Drove in the Stable of Mr. -in 
which I have my Ofice about 5.30 P m April — Horse come 
Aparantaly in fine shape was not fatned ore tierd in the Least. 
Some Too Honrs Later Some one of the Boys noticed the Horse 
Had not Eaten his corn, called My atention to no if he was sick 
Meerly Looked at him seomealy all well next Morimg eerley I 
