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The RURAL NEW-YORKER 
April 26, 1924 
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Seed, coaled with Stanleys Crow Repellents 
POWER 
for 
Pumping 
Grinding 
Shelling 
Corn 
Drilling 
Boring 
Milking 
Voltage 
12 
32 
110 
LIGHT 
for 
Home 
Camp 
Boat 
Store 
Church 
R. R. 
Station 
No 
foundation 
Output 
500 watts 
E^or more 
Above cut shows Model D-ll—Price $233.00 
Prices range from $166.00 to $342.00 
F. O. B. Bloomfield, N. J. 
Manufactured and Guaranteed by 
THE SIMMS MAGNETO COMPANY 
271 North Arlington Avenue EAST ORANGE, N. J. 
Distributors : 
Smith-Meeker Eng. Co., 123 Liberty Street, New York City 
Walter H. Moreton Corp., 780 Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Mass. 
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Practical 
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This Home Barber Outfit is an absolute 
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MAIL PRODUCTS COMPANY 
150 Chambers St. New York City 
“Plant your corn, and 
forget about the crows” 
is the message that W. E. Tyler, of Dewittville, N. Y.. sends us, and per¬ 
mits us to broadcast to the thousands of corn-growers all over the country. 
Mr. Tyler, like 'every . Other corn-grower, had been losing hill af “ er . v “"‘ °L a 
corn. Scare-crows nor shot-guns could keep his fields clear o P ^ 
And what the crows didn’t spoil, the moles, squirrels and gophers go ™ , , 
as fast as they could. What to do, what to do, what to do, wasMr.lyiers 
daily worry. Every day it became necessary to replant, costing him valuahie 
'time and valuable seed-corn. Then he heard of 
Stanley’s Crow Repellent 
1 Like most other corn-growers, Mr. Tyler didn’t believe that anything could 
stop the awful waste caused by the pesky crows. But he was willing to try 
almost everything. So he sent for some Stanley s Crow Repellent. He coated 
his seed-corn with it, and planted it at once, as it is not necessary to wait 
for it to dry, nor does it clog the planter. And from that w, Mn Wer» 
■worries over crows were over for good and all time. If you want o P > y 
worries too, then do as hundreds of corn-growers are doing. Large ca , £ 
for 2 bu. of seed-corn (8 to 10 acres). $1.50. Half size can, $1.00 Money 
Back” guarantee. If your hardware, drug or seed store doesn t have it in stock, 
then order direct. Address, Cedar Hill Formulae Co., Box 500H, I » 
Conn. 
Pastoral Parson and His Country Folks 
(Continued from Page 694) 
church. A lot of pessimists said noth¬ 
ing could be done in that place, but 
now they “have changed their tune.” A 
lot of tunes would be changed from fun¬ 
eral dirges to hallelujahs if a lot of 
church people would make over their 
church program to fit the boys and girls, 
instead of trying to make over their boys 
and girls to fit their notion of a church. 
By Their Fruits. —The Parson went 
to hear a man talk the other night who 
had been around the world, chiefly to 
study the various religions and to see 
what effect these religions had on the 
people after many years. lie judged 
religions by the happiness and content¬ 
ment of the people, which is the only test. 
With many slides he brought the happi¬ 
ness of millions of so-called heathen na¬ 
tions, and then, while not disparaging the 
great good Christianity had brought 
about, he depicted the two Icrrible evils 
that thrive in its midst. We generally 
see the glittering side of war—the march¬ 
ing soldiers and the great general on a 
prancing steed, but he showed the battle¬ 
fields right after the terrible slaughters 
and the ruined homes and the American 
cemeteries—the Christians had risen up 
after 2,000 years of the reign of the 
Prince of Peace and butchered ten mil¬ 
lions of their own brethren. The east¬ 
erner knows this and while in early days 
it was said, “Behold how these Chris¬ 
tians love one another,” it is now said 
“Behold how these Christians kill one 
another.” And the next great evil was 
Monte Carlo and what it stands for. 
That great army of degenerate, gambling, 
debauched, income-spenders that have 
money that somehow came from the 
holy earth, wrung therefrom by the 
sweat and toil of somebody’s brow. The 
people over there want to know about 
Christ. They say the Christ and his 
teachings are all right, but that the 
“churches have made a terrible mess of 
it. The world over seems to think the 
religion of Jesus is what is needed but 
we do not carry it out far enough.” The 
little girl fell out of bed and got a ter¬ 
rible bump. “What seemed to be the 
trouble?” they asked her. “I guess,” she 
said as she rubbed her eyes, “I guess I 
went to sleep too near the place where 
I got in.” 
The Greatest Problem. — Talking 
with a great scholar who has traveled ex¬ 
tensively, especially in Europe, the man 
brought out the point that the problem 
of government is the greatest problem in 
the world. The Parson had not thought 
of it that way, but was not the man 
right? Think of our having to pay over 
eight billions a year to be governed and 
defended from our fellow Christians, 
What a time all Europe is having over 
this problem, and what shall we say of 
our own Washington and its scandals? 
When the magnates contribute to slush 
funds of both political parties so as to 
stand in whichever side wins, what a 
farce for us who are fleeced to holler or 
vote for either side. There was an old 
man who peddled two kinds of medicine. 
One was the high-eock-a-lorum and the 
other was the low-eock-a-hirum. They 
asked the man the difference. “It is all 
made from the bark of the willow tree,” 
said he. “In the first ease you begin at 
the top and strip the bark down and in 
the second case you begin at the bottom 
and strip the bark up.” 
Eggs Are Cheap. —George has done 
well with his hens and been encouraged, 
but just now he is a little blue over it. 
It is hard to get rid of them at any price. 
Some collectors in the country give only 
IS cents a dozen. I_guess the stores in 
town give around 25 if they will take 
them at all. George got the best recoi-d 
in the county for flocks of 100 to 200. 
We are going to try advertising and see 
if we can get a private family sale. One 
thing is certain—to compete with west¬ 
ern eggs and especially the Middle West, 
we in New England must learn to sell 
better and to produce cheaper, if possi¬ 
ble. Corn, corn, let us all plant corn 
and a lot of it this Spring. The fodder 
will feed both the cows and horses and 
the grain will feed everything from day- 
old chicks to grandfather. The Parson 
has had so much advice that he never 
used it all up. and is willing to pass some 
of it on to others. 
Don’t spend half the Summer raising 
four times as much garden sass as you 
can use and then spend half the Winter 
growling about the price of corn—raise 
the corn. 
Don't raise too many potatoes to cart 
for miles to'a market to sell for less than 
the cost of raising and buy corn and cart 
way home when you could have raised 
the corn right on the potato ground. 
Don't cry poor mouth too much or 
weep over taxes too loudly when you use 
a car all the time for little short errands 
and running about to your work, with 
one, two, three or four horses kicking 
the barn to pieces for want of exercise. 
Don’t complain too wailingly over the 
big price of dry mash when it takes so 
long to visit on "the road with your neigh¬ 
bors that you don't have time make a 
drv mash hopper that would actually cost 
hardly any money at all, and would stop 
every' bit of the waste that can be seen 
in so many henhouses and henyards. 
Don't complain of how the boys don t 
take any interest in the farm when we 
never admit the slightest imperfection in 
irselves but lay everything to the hoys. 
Subscribers’ Exchange 
Other Advertisements of Subscribers 
Exchange will be found on page 715. 
MILK BUSINESS WANTED—Would consider 
partnership. ADVERTISER 5252, care Rural 
New-Yorker. 
FARM WANTED—Within 35 miles of Now 
York: state size, price, particulars. ADVER¬ 
TISER 5253, care Rural New-Yorker. 
FOR RENT—Furnished cottage among the pines 
on Shelburne Bay, Lake Champlain; easy of 
access; fine view: restful and secluded location; 
$300 for July and August. Address owner, AD¬ 
VERTISER 5254, care Rural New-Yorker. 
FARM FOR SALE, 100 acres, fruit of all kinds, 
good buildings, lots of wood and quite lot of 
lumber; price reasonable. GEORGE HECK, R. 
2, Box 44, Union, Conn. 
WANTED TO BUY—Equipped farm or rent 
same; have small casli payment down. AD¬ 
VERTISER 5255, care Rural New-Yorker. 
FOR SALE—Summer home or all-year residence 
in Central Pennsylvania; overlooks from 70- 
fit. rock terrace a live city, river, and plain; 
10-room modern house, electricity, phone, pure 
water, mountain air; 10 acres, garden or or¬ 
chard land, 13 wooded, all fruits; attractive 
wooded glen entrance from public road; two 
through railroad lines; State roads; full descrip¬ 
tion to interested. E. J. BAIRD, Lock Haven, 
Pa. 
Miscellaneous 
HONEY—Six pounds, $1.10, prepaid third zone. 
WILLIAM H. PARSIL, Monmouth Junction, 
N. J. 
PRODUCE your own honey. Circular free. 
VAN’S HONEY FARMS, Hebron, Ind. 
MILK chocolate made at our dairy; the best you 
ever tasted; box of 120 pieces, 2 lbs. net post¬ 
paid, for $1; stores sell this at $1.75; thousands 
of Rural New-Yorker readers among my well- 
satisfied customers. Are you one of them? Please 
send remittance with order. R. W. WIND, 
Babylon, N. Y. 
HONEY that will prove satisfactory; clover, 5 
lbs., $1.10; 10 lbs., $2; buckwheat, $1 and 
$1.80; postpaid and insured. RANSOM FARM, 
1310 Spring St., Syracuse, N. Y. 
“DELCO” light plant; 32-volt, 750 watts; 100- 
ampere hour battery; “Delco” shallow well 
electric pump and tank, 350 gals, per hour, all 
In good order; complete for $325. A. H. PENNY, 
Mattitnck, N. Y. 
SLEEP on fresh picked balsam pillow, filled 
with sweet breath of the Adirondacks; sooth¬ 
ing and refreshing in the sick room; excellent 
gift for sweetheart and friends; 3 lbs. $1.25; 
cretonne cover; postage paid; remit with order. 
HANNAH PAYNE, No. 2, Raquette Lake, N. Y. 
HONEY—00-lb. can, here, clover, $8.40; buck¬ 
wheat, $6; two, $11.50; 10 lbs., delivered, 3d 
zone, $2.15; buckwheat, $1.80; very attractive 
prices on larger lots in pails. RAY C. WIL¬ 
COX, Odessa, N. Y. 
HONEY. 5 lbs. clover, $1.10; 10 lbs., $2; buck¬ 
wheat. $1 and $1.75, postpaid first three 
zones: 00 lbs. here, clover, $7.50: buckwheat 
$0. HENRY WILLIAMS, Romulus, N. Y. 
MAPLE sugar butternut fudge, 00c per lb.; 
small cakes, 45c, prepaid. MRS. FRANK 
KEZER, Rochester, Vt. 
VERMONT maple products, fine quality syrup, 
$2.50 gallon; sugar, 5 and 10-lb. pails, 30c 
pound: parcel post extra; cash with order. W. 
T. ABELL. Moscow, Vt. 
HONEY — Quart, $1; gallon, $3; delivered. 
BARCLAY, Riverton, N. J. 
GRAPEFRUIT—Tree ripened; bushel boxes. 
picked, packed in grove, $1.15 f.o.b. Wau- 
ohula, Fla.; send money with order. E. K. 
WALKER, Jr., Box 482, Wauchula, Fla. 
PURE Vermont maple syrup. $2.35 gallon; 0 
gallons, $2.20; 10-pound pail sugar $3; pound 
cakes 30c: products and satisfaction guaranteed. 
G. L. HOWARD, Essex Junction, Vt. 
HOMES WANTED—There is no greater charity 
than to offer a home to a friendless deserving 
boy between the ages of 7 and 12 years; this 
is real charity and we earnestly solicit the co¬ 
operation of Catholic families (New York 
State only). Address PLACING OUT BUREAU 
415 Broome Street, New York City. 
CHOICE new Vermont maple syrup; in 1-gal. 
cans. $2.50: in %-gal. cans, $1.25; in 1-qt. 
cans, 60c: choice new Vermont maple sugar in 
5 or 11-lb. pails, 30c per pound; in 2, 4, 8 or 
16-ounce cakes, 35c per pound. JAY T. SMITH, 
Rupert, Vt. Remit with order. 
PURE Vermont maple syrup, $2 gal. here. D. 
B. HATCH, Route 2, Woodstock, Vt. 
VERMONT maple sugar and syrup, direct from 
maker; write for prices. R. BRIMBLE- 
COMBE,Marshfield, Vt. 
WANTED—Mill saw. inserted teeth. D. D. 
STONE, R. 3, Oswego, N. Y. 
AX HANDLES, hand-shaved, white hickory, 
60c; for wood splitting, 40c, postpaid; singie 
Or double bit, 32 in., 34 in.; hammer handles, 
finest shellbark hickory, 12 to 20 in., 15c. 
CHAS. RICKARD, R. 2, Interlaken, N. Y. 
PURE maple syrup, $2 per gallon; cash with 
order. SPRING BROOK FARM, Burlington 
Flats, N. Y. 
WANTED—Stump puller, hand or power; must 
he in good condition; also tooth-barrow, suit¬ 
able for Fordson. PARDEE, Islip, N. Y. 
30x3% CORD TIRES cheap. SIMMS, Lake, 
N. Y. 
WANTED TO BUY—Antiques, all kinds, glass 
cup plates, lustreware, bottles, coverlets, 
China dogs, historical plates. Paisley shawls; 
correspondence solicited. HARRY GARBER, 
Quaker City, Ohio. 
FOR SALE—Model “D” Moline tractor complete 
with two 14-inch plows, rear carrying truck, 
extra rims, spuds and mowing machine attach¬ 
ment: in good order; $500. BROADACRES 
DAIRY FARMS, 50 Union Square, New York 
City. 
