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ABDPAINAL-:-- (ORALINE -^HISSES 
NEWSPAPER WAIFS. 
-‘‘Your age ?” asked the judge. “ Thirty-five, 
your honor,” replied the woman. Judge—“ But you 
were thirty-five the last time you were here, three 
years ago. She—“ And does your honor think I’m 
the woman to say one thing one day and another 
thing another ?” 
-A scientific has found that a woman’s ear 
can perceive higher notes than a man’s. This is the 
reason why the woman always wakes up first when 
the baby cries in the night.— Burlington Free Press. 
-A hat manufacturer says the size of a man's 
head is always increased by excitement. We have 
noticed this, too. It generally occurs, however, the 
morning after the excitement.— New York Graphic. 
FRANK SIDDALL’S OPINION. 
Frank Siddall’s name has become a household 
word wherever purity in soap is prized and washing- 
day is robbed of its old-fashioned terrors. By the 
introduction of the soap which bears his name, he 
has won a place in the grateful hearts of the women 
of America. The opinions of a man as shrewd and 
observant as Mr. Siddall is known to be are well 
worthy of consideration in forming judgment on a 
matter into which he has examined. Desiring to 
learn his views concerning an important question of 
health, a reporter for the press called upon him at 
his pleasant home in Philadelphia, and passed an 
hour with him and his family. To look at Mr. and 
Mrs. Siddall and their son, nobody would suppose 
that they had ever been invalids. Yet they have, 
and all three of them owe their present health to — 
Well, let them tell the story. 
“No.” said Mr. Siddall, “ you would hardly think 
my wife an invalid. Certainly she has not an ema¬ 
ciated or feeble appearance. But some time ago 
there appeared on her side something which seemed 
to be a tumor. Two of her relatives had died of 
caucer, and she feared she was to be a victim of that 
terrible malady. The tumor, or whatever it was, in. 
creased in size and painfulness, and we feared the 
necessity of a surgeon's knife as a last resort. 
“ But we tried another method. I had long known 
of Compound Oxygen. It had never made any im¬ 
pression on my mind until, after a good deal of dis¬ 
belief, I had tried it for my sick headaches. With 
close application to a largely increasing business 
which took my whole time and thought, I had be¬ 
come a martyr to this distressing complaint. It 
seems strange that such an invisible agent as the gas 
which is inhaled through a tube could make its im¬ 
press on that condition of the system which pro¬ 
duces sick headache. But it did. After taking the 
Office Treatment, I found complete rest from brain 
weariness and entire exemption from the nausea and 
the harrowing pains which make up that very un. 
pleasant combination known as sick headache. I! 
became an entirely renovated man in my ability to 
attend to daily business. I had also, for a long series 
of years, suffered severely from constipation. The 
Compound Oxygen Treatment completely removed 
this trouble. 
"So we concluded to try Compound Oxygen for 
Mrs, Siddall. In even the short space of a few days 
the effect was perceptible. Compound Oxygen was 
doing its work on the blood. '1 he poison in the cir¬ 
culation, or whatever it was that had caused the 
growth of the lump, was soon driven out of the sys¬ 
tem. Most of the hard growth was absorbed into 
the circulation, and thus carried away. Within four 
weeks from the time she began to take Compound 
Oxygen, the lump was gone, and the flesh had healed 
and become natural and healthy.” 
“ And how as to your son, Mr. Siddall ? ” 
‘ W ell, he is now as hearty as need be, thanks to 
Compound Oxygen. His blood was impure. For 
years he was my cashier, with constant duty and 
heavy responsibility. It wore on him. His appetite 
was irregular and capricious. There \ were pimples 
and blotches on his face, indicative of the condition 
of his blood. There were dark spots under his eyes, 
and his general state was such that although he was 
not laid up in bed as a chronic invalid, there was 
danger that he would be. We tried him with the 
Treatment. Compound Oxygen soon did for him 
what it had done for his mother and myself. It re¬ 
newed his blood and gave him a heartier vitality. 
His skin became soft and natural. His appetite be¬ 
came regular, and his digestion, which of course had 
been impaired, was restored to its proper condition.” 
“ Then, Mr Siddall, you have no objection to be 
(luoted as a believer, firm, thorough, and constant, 
in Compound Oxygen ? ” 
“ Believer / Why. I consider that in the discovery 
of Compound Oxygen there has been given to the 
world something as valuable and as notable as Jen- 
ner gave it in the discovery of vaccination / You 
cannot speak too highly of Compound Oxygen. 
You may give my opinion of it as strongly as you 
please.” 
Our Treatise on Compound Oxygen is sent free of 
charge. It contains a history of the discovery, na¬ 
ture and action of this new remedy, and a record of 
many of the remarkable results which have so far 
attended its use. Address, 
-“Ah, captain ! ” said a fresh young man on 
an ocean steamer ; “When you board a vessel where 
do you get the timber ? ” “ Ugh ! ” replied the cap- 
tiin, looking him over critically, “we get it out of 
the log, of course.” The f. y. m. went below.— Mer¬ 
chant Traveler. 
-In all policies of insurance these, among a 
host of other questions, occur : “Age of father, if 
living?” “Age of mother, if living?” A man in the 
country who filled up an application made his fath 
er’sage, “if living,” one hundred and twelve years 
and his mother’s one hundred and two. The agent 
was amazed at this, and fancied he had secured an 
excellent customer ; but feeling somewhat dubious, 
he remarked that the applicant came of a very long- 
lived family. “ Oh, you see, sir,” replied he, “my 
parents died many years ago, but, ‘if living,’ would 
be aged as there put down.” “Exactly—I under¬ 
stand, said the agent.— San Francisco Argonaut. 
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