TRIPLE ENTENDRE 
Arranged 
By JAMES A. SLOTE 
If you are for the service r*ad straight 
through, if opposed read everyother lin« 
then read the second, fourth line etc. 
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Hark! hear the lobby sound, 
The tax payers wild alarm, 
By air and wire the country round, 
Should call us all to arm; 
Who for farm up-tifters stand, 
Honor and fame are theirs; 
Their ruin is at hand, 
Who opposition dares. 
Their laws all have a scent, 
To me a great delight, 
I hate their cursed portent 
Where they resist a mite. 
Farm helpers of today, 
They are my daily toast, 
They all should sneak away, 
Who now the service roast. 
Where none resist their hold, 
They have my heart and hand, 
They should for slaves be sold, 
Who dare resist this band. 
On these men and ladies cute* 
May daily blessings pour, 
Confusion and dispute , 
On their knockers evermore. 
