Nov. 3, 1906.] 
FOREST AND STREAM. 
719 
& 
AUTOLOADING SHOT GUN 
NO SLIDE TO WORK 
with the left-hand. Right-hand pulls trigger. Recoil ejects, cocks 
and re-loads. Solid breech protection against “blow-backs.” Safety 
just before trigger-finger prevents accidental discharge. Full line 
of double guns if you prefer. 
The Ideal Duck Gan—List "Price, £4-0 a <nd uptvards. 
REMINGTON ARMS CO., Ilion, N Y. 
Agency. 315 B'way, New York City. Sales Office, San Francisco. Ca.1- 
LANGUAGE OF THE UMBRELLA. 
Sun (Baltimore), Oct. 21. 
There is a language of umbrellas as of flowers. 
For instance, place your umbrella on a rack and 
it will often indicate that it will change owners. 
To open it quickly in the street means that 
somebody else’s eye is going to be in danger. 
To shut it quickly signifies that a hat or two 
will probably be knocked off. 
An umbrella carried over a woman, the man 
getiing nothing but the drippings of the rain, 
signifies courtship. 
When the man has the umbrella and the woman 
the drippings it indicates marriage. 
To punch your umbrella into a person and then 
open it means “I dislike you.” 
To swing your umbrella over your shoulders 
signifies “I am making a nuisance of myself.” 
To trail your umbrella along the footpath 
means that the man behind you is thirsting for 
your blood. 
To carry it at right angles under your arm 
signifies that an eye is to be injured by the man 
who follows you. This is generally a woman’s 
way of carrying her umbrella. 
To open an umbrella quickly, it is said, will 
frighten a mad bull. 
To put an alpaca umbrella by the side of a silk 
one signifies “Exchange no robbery.” 
To purchase an umbrella means “I am not 
smart, but -honest.” 
To lend an umbrella means “I am a fool.” 
To return an umbrella means—well, never 
mind what it means; nobody ever does that. 
To carry an umbrella in a case signifies it is 
a shabby one. 
To press an umbrella on your friend saying: 
“Oh, do take it; I should much rather you would 
than not,” signifies lying. 
To give a friend half your umbrella means that 
both of you will get wet. 
To carry it from home in the morning means 
“It will very likely be a fine day.” 
A FINISHED JOB. 
Two weeks ago Mr. Kistner, having business 
in Hoquiam, left his wife and young family alone 
at their lake home. One morning Mrs. Kistner 
heard the dogs_ barking, and soon found that 
they had something. She went to the house, get¬ 
ting a rifle, and proceeded to the tree, where the 
dogs were, when she espied a huge cougar or 
mountain lion upon a limb furiously lashing his 
tail. Nothing daunted, the intrepid lady took a 
fine bead and fired, bringing the animal tumbling 
to the ground, when she soon dispatched it with 
another shot. After performing the feat of kill¬ 
ing the animal, which was the terror of the 
neighborhood, she proceeded to rid the beast of 
its hide, which measured seven feet four inches 
from tin to tip. The hide will be tanned and 
made into a rug. which it is hoped will long grace 
the home of this courageous Diana.-—Hoquiam 
Washingtonian.' 
K.ennel Special. 
Ads under this head, 2 cents a word a time (or 3 cents 
in capitals). Cash must accompany order. 
For Sale.—Full-blood English BEAGLE Hounds, Hunt¬ 
ers that are hunted. OAKLAND BEAGLE KENNELS, 
Pontiac, Mich. 
Norwegian bearhounds, Irish wolfhounds, deer and cat 
hounds. English bloodhounds, American foxhounds. 
Four-cent stamp for illustrated catalogue. 
ROOKWOOD KENNELS, Lexington, Ky. 
FOR SALE —Pointer dog, liver and white, five years old, 
well broken on quail, pheasanisand woodcock; backs, retrieves 
and obedient to whistle and command. Dam, B -11 of Hessan; 
sire, Kentis Chip. Price, $50.00. A. P. HULL, Box 153, 
Montgomery, Pa. 
For Sale.—Dogs, hogs. Pigeons, Ferrets, Belgian Hares. 
8 cents for 40-page illustrated catalogue. 
C. G. LLOYDT, Dept. “M.,” Sayre, Pa. 
FOR SALE.—Thoroughly trained pointers, setters and 
hounds. Can furnish you a good one at a moderate price 
at any time. GEO. \V. LOVELL, Middleboro, Mass. 
FOX HOUNDS, RABBIT HOUNDS, Coon Hounds, 
Partridge Dogs that stay at tree. B. L. CALL, Dexter, 
Maine. 
PEDIGREED FOXHOUNDS.—Trained and untrained 
coon, wolf, bear, squirrel and rabbit dogs. Finely trained, 
experienced and reliable. Guaranteed. D. E. HOPKINS, 
Tmboden. Ark. 
A few good young setters left. FRANK FORESTER 
KENNELS, Warwick, N. Y. 19 
FOR SALE.—Foxhounds, beagles, coon dogs and 
pointers, all ages. 
THOS. C. MILHOL'S, Kennett Square, Pa. 
Dog and Gun for Sale.—$80.00 Parker hammerless, 12, 
26in. barrel, fine Damascus; 3in. drop. Good as new. 
Used very little. Price $50.00. Blue Belton, 3 years; 
good hunter and retriever. Price $25.00. Address: 
C. C. MARKHAM. Guilford, Conn. 18 
DOGS trained and shooting furnished patrons. W. T. 
MITCHELL, Green Bay, Virginia. 
Hounds for Sale.—Eight fox and one deer hound. Good 
hunters. E. P. BAILEY, Breeder and Trainer, Kennett 
Square, Pa. 
COCKERS.—Pupnies and grown stock for sale. SHOW 
TYPE, pet type, FIELD TYPE. ARTHUR C. 
BURNS, Franklin, Delaware Co., New York. 
St. Louis World’s fair, 1904: .Gold Medal & Highest Award 
Paris Exposition, 1900: Gold Medal & Highest Award 
SPRATT’S PATENT 
AM. (LTD.) 
Manufacture specially prepared foods for 
DOGS. PUPPIES. 
CATS. RABBITS. 
POULTRY. 
PIGEONS, GAME. 
BIRDS. FISH. 
Write for Catalogue, “Dog Culture,” with practical 
chapters on the feeding, kenneling and management of 
dogs; also chapters on cats. 
QnratPe Patont) 450 Market St., Newark, N. J. 
opimi b rdienn 714 s . 4th St i St . LouiSi Mo 
(America) Ltd. ) 1324 Valencia St., San Francisco, Cal. 
:book ojv 
DOG DISEASES 
AND 
HQW TO FEED. 
Mailed FREE to any address by the author. 
H. CLAY GLOVER, D, V, S„ 1278 Broadway, Naw York. 
DO YOU HUNT? 
Trained COON, FOX a.nd DEER 
HOUNDS For Sale. Reasonable Prices 
Here in Arkansaw we have millions of 
Coons, Foxes and Deer at our door to 
train our hounds with, and we train them 
too. They “ Deliver the Goods.” A few 
trained Rabbit and Squirrel Dogs. Also 
untrained Pups. For particulars address 
SPRING RIVER KENNELS 
_Box 27, Imboden, Ark. 
IMPROVED SPIKE COLLAR. 
For use in dog training. Price, $2.00 by 
mail, $2.10. Send for circular. 
B. WATERS. 
346 Broadway, New York. 
TRAINING vs. BREAKING. 
Practical Dog Training; or, Training vs. Breaking. By 
S. T. Hammond. To which is added a chapter on train¬ 
ing pet dogs, by an amateur. Cloth, 165 pages. Price, $1. 
FOREST AND STREAM PUBLISHING CO. 
NURSING vs. DOSING. 
A Treatise on the Care of Dogs in Health and Disease. 
By S. T. Hammond (“Shadow”;, author of “Training 
vs. Breaking.” 161 pages. Cloth, l’rice, $1.00. 
Mr. Hammond believes that more dogs are killed by 
injudicious doctoring than by disease, and the present 
work is a protest against the too free use of medicine 
when dogs are sick. The author has given especial at¬ 
tention to many of the troubles which especially afflict 
small dogs kept in the house, and likely to suffer from 
lack of exercise, and from over-feeding; and boys and 
girls owning dogs—as well as children of larger growth- 
may profitably study and ponder this volume. 
FOREST AND STREAM PUBLISHING CO. 
"Properly for Sale. 
PEA ISLAND GUNNING CLUB.—TWO SHARES 
IN THIS CLUB ARE OFFERED for sale at the par 
value of $400 each. Club house on Pamlico Sound, N. C. 
Goose, brant and duck shooting. LOUIS B. BISHOP, 
M.D., Secretary, 356 Orange St., New Haven, Conn. 
WANTED TO SELL SHOOTING PRIVILEGE on 
5000 acres of land, 75 to 100 flocks of QUAIL. Address 
HUNTER, Rock Hill, S. C. 
FOR SALE. 
One share “Big Lake Shooting Club.” Club House at 
Big Lake, Mississippi Co., Arkansas. A rare chance for 
duck shooters. Full particulars JOSEPH N. PATTER¬ 
SON, care Forest and Stream. 
