Dec. 8, 1906.] 
FOREST AND STREAM 
893 
PARENTHETICAL REMARKS. 
A well-known Indiana man 
One dark night last week, 
Went to the cellar with a match 
In search of a gas leak. 
(He found it.) 
John Welch by curiosity 
(Dispatches state) was goaded; 
He squinted in his old shotgun 
To see if it was loaded. 
(It was.) 
A man in Macon stopped to watch 
A patent cigar clipper; 
He wondered if his finger was 
Not quicker than the nipper. 
(It wasn’t.) 
A Maine man read that human eyes 
Of hypnotism were full; 
He went to see if it would work 
Upon an angry bull. 
(It wouldn’t.) 
—San Francisco Bulletin. 
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A CATECHISM FOR HUNTERS. 
The open season in the woods of northern 
Wisconsin being at hand, the Marshfield News 
suggest that as a precautionary measure against 
accidental shootings no one should be allowed 
to take out a hunting license unless he can re¬ 
turn satisfactory answers to a number of ques¬ 
tions, the most relevant of which are here given: 
While suffering with an attack of buck fever 
do you think you could tell the difference be¬ 
tween a red jacketed hunter and a deer? Can 
you tell when a gun is loaded without looking 
into the muzzle or pointing it at a friend and 
snapping it? Are you a prohibitionist? If not, 
do you believe that the use of intoxicating 
liquors aids you in seeing more game? What 
kind, if any, do you use, squirrel or barb wire? 
At what distance do you think you could kill 
another hunter? Do you shoot by sound or 
wait for the game? Do you believe in shooting 
in haste and repenting in leisure? 
Now that football has been modified in the 
interest of a lower death rate, and the dairy 
and food department has suggested a method of 
supplying the market with denatured Limburger 
cheese, there would seem to be no limit to the 
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Where, When and How to Catch 
Fish on the East Coast of Florida. 
By Wm. H. Gregg, of St. Louis, Mo., assisted by Capt. 
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HITTING vs. MISSING. 
By S. T. Hammond (“Shadow”), Cloth. Price, $1.00. 
Mr. Hammond enjoys among his field companions the 
repute of being an unusually good shot, and one who is 
particularly successful in that most difficult branch of 
upland shooting, the pursuit of the ruffed grouse or 
partridge. This prompted the suggestion that he should 
write down for others an exposition of the methods by 
which his skill was acquired. The result is this original 
manual of “Hitting vs. Missing.” We term it original, 
because, as the chapters will show, the author wos self- 
taught; the expedients and devices adopted and the forms 
of practice followed were his own. This then may be 
termed the Hammond system of shooting; and as it 
was successful in his own experience, being here set 
forth simply and intelligibly, it will prove not lea* effec¬ 
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BY ALBERT BRADLEE HUNT. 
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Second—To properly present the development which 
houseboating has attained in this country. 
Third—To set forth the advantages and pleasures of 
houseboating in so truthful a manner that others 
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The book contains forty specially prepared articles by 
owners and designers of well-known houseboats, and is 
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reproductions of plans and exteriors and interiors. A 
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England. 
The book has been carefully prepared by Mr. Albert 
Bradlee Hunt. 
The work is printed on extra heavy coated paper, and is 
bound in olive green buckram. The price is $3 net. 
Postage 34 cents. 
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Bea.rs I Ha.ve Met—And Others. 
By Allen Kelly. Paper. 209 pages. Price, 60 cents. 
After some years of peaceful slumber, Mr. Kelly’s most 
excellent book of bear stories was roused to life by a 
recent criticism of Mr. Seton, the question being where 
Mr. Seton got his material for his bear stories, for a. 
number of people suggested that it was taken from Mr. 
Kelly’s book. With the merits of this controversy “our¬ 
selves have naught to- do,” but the matter in Mr. Kelly’* 
book is excellent, interesting and worthy of pretty much 
any author. 
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are discussed in the book 
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The author is a builder and designer of national repu¬ 
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It contains the American Shooting Association Rules 
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