February, 1917 
99 
C Judge 
She: Why so dull and silent, to-night, Georgie? Isn’t this your usually brilliant day? I should never have dined in if I’d 
known 1 had to face this sluggish flow of soul. 
He: Well, you see, dear 1 mean to say 1 missed 1 didn’t get 
She: Oh, I see. You didn’t get your copy of Judge. No wonder you’re dull. 
Every feast of reason must have its mental cocktail. 
Judge is the perfect aperitif. 
Not too dry—with preachments. 
Not too bitter—with vicious satire. 
Not too heady—with uplift. 
—but mixed just right — 
The Happy Medium. 
Try it for 
three 
months. 
$1 
CAFE 
225 Fifth Ave., New York City 
PAY CASHIER 
Three months of 
Jud§e for . . 
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$ 1.00 
