March, 1 9 1 S 
95 
As 
You 
Like 
It. 
W HEN you arrive at home after a riotous day 
in the office, and you are so doggone tirea 
that you hover on the ragged edge of a grouch, 
which the disturbing war news in your evening 
paper hasn’t reduced a particle; and you eat a 
good dinner—with or without meat—and the men¬ 
tal mists begin to dissolve and life doesn’t seem 
such a woful thing after all; and you draw up 
your favorite armchair to the reading light and 
reach out for something to help you forget your¬ 
self, and you pick up a copy of Judge, and begin 
to grin and then to chuckle and then to roar, 
while The Only Woman smiles at you sympa¬ 
thetically from the other side of the table—isn’t 
it a glorious feeling? Can you beat it? 
J U D G E 
Because it is a bubbling, cheerful, stimulating friend; a friend who rides no 
hobbies, except happiness; who nourishes no enmities, except a supreme 
hatred for the Common Foe of Civilization—Militaristic Germany; who parades 
no fads and promulgates no eccentricities; a breezy, rollicking comrade with 
a vein of tenderness, a sparkling wit and exhaust less pep—JUDGE is beloved 
of the nation. With a copy of JUDGE in your hand you can defy all the 
hordes of boredom and all the demons of* ennui. 
S AVE your sense of humor as well as the food in 
your larder. Hooverize your rebellion against the 
high cost of living by becoming a perfectly good 
optimist through the influence of JUDGE. Don’t be 
Zeppelined by unfounded fears or submarined by false 
economy. The war will be won by soldiers who smile, 
not by those who sing hymns of Hate. Get behind 
Judge's 42-centimetre gun that punctures the dugouts 
of doubt and despair. Cut out the frowns and smile, 
smile, smile with JUDGE. 
J OIN up with the army of good folks who find JUDGE 
a perennial benefaction. Come into the camp of 
the wide-awake Americans who are doing their bit 
by radiating happiness in the midst of depressing con¬ 
ditions. Put on the khaki of cheeriness and shoulder 
the rifle of merriment. Help win the war by shelling 
the devils of worry from the trenches of discontent. 
Acquire the get-thee-behind-me-Satan attitude of mind 
that comes from a reading of JUDGE —the happy^ ' 
medium. ✓ 
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