KURE PRE°S INTERNATIONAL 
19 SEPTEMBER 1%4 
°CANDAL DIVISION 
KURE I°LAND, HAWAI I 
SECRETARIAL TASK FORCE 
PACIFIC PROJECT 
SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE 
WASHINGTON, DlC. 
DEAR LA-DIE 0 (OF THE TASK FORCE) 
WE, THE ROVING REPORTER 0 FOR KPI HAVE RECEIVED WORD HERE AT 
HEADQUARTER 0 THAT ONE OF YOUR DEAR LADIE 0 HA° RECEIVED A FI°H-8ALL. WE 
ARE WONDERING WHAT °HE TRADED FOR IT. IT 1° A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT IF 
A FI°H-BALL I ° OF RUFF I CENT °|ZE, IT CAN BE TRADED FOR BOOZE. DOE° 
MARYANNA HAVE ANOTHER COMADIYY °HE TRADE 0 FOR THEM? IF °o, PLEA°E LET 
U° KNOW WHAT IT 1° AND IF THERE 1° ENOUGH OF A MARKET FOR U° TO °TART 
TRADING OUR F|SH-BALL°. 
tt PETUNiA V WE UNDERSTAND YOU JU°T GOT BACK FROM VACATION. 
WE HOPE YOU HAD A NICE TIME TOURING THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE. ACCORDING 
TO OUR INFORMATION,. THAT PLACE 1° <>0 BIG THAT IT TAKE 0 A MONTH JU'T TO 
GO OUT ON A COFFEE BREAK. °0, IT 1° OUR CONSIDERED OPPION THAT "PETUNIA" 
MU°T HAVE SPENT HER WHOLE VACATION IN THE IN°TITUTE °OME PLACE. DID °HE 
A° A MERMAID IN SOME DI°PLAY??? 
LADIES APPARENTLY ONE OF YOU DOESN’T REMEMBER THOSE NICE LITTLE 
REQUE 0 T THAT OUR "OLD” BUDDY "BILL" WIRTZ MADE. IT °EEM° THAT, BILL HA° 
BEEN GETTING °OME MAGAZINE OR OTHER(PLAYBOY??) AND ASK ONE OF YOU NOT 
TO °enD THEM OUT HERE! IF IT 1° PLAYBOY, WE CAN UNDERSTAND BILL’S 
REQUEST. WITH BILL BEING ONE OF THO°E NICE, CLEAN CUT AMERICAN YOUNG 
MEN HE PROBALLY DOESN’T LIKE TO LOOK AT ALL THO°E NA°TY PICTURE 0 
ESPECIALLY THAT GREAT BIG ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAGAZINE.PLEA°E,LADlE°, 
DON’T CORRUPT BILL’S MIND. 
LADIE 0 , WITH THE EXCEPTION OF PRE°ENT COMPANY, WE BELElVE THAT 
THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE PERSONAL AR E A BUNCH OF FINKS. IN,THE °EPT. 
14, 1964 |s°UE OF "DROPPING 0 FROM THE EAGLE’S ROO°T" IT WA° BROUGHT TO 
OUR ATTENTION THAT °OMEONE OVER THERE °EEM8 TO BE HAPPY TO HERE WE LO°T 
OUR,"LITTLE DOUCE." WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE TH!° LYING DOWN. THAT 0 
RlGHT= r WE’LL TAKE IT SITTING DOWN. WE UNDERSTAND THAT CHLOROFORM HA° 
°OME KIND OF °TRANGE EFFECT ON BiRD°. WE AL°0 UNDERSTAND THAT HANGOVER 0 
°EEM TO,HAVE °OME KIND OF °TRANGE EFFECT ON °OME PEOPLE.(W.O.W.) WE 
FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THE COMBINATION OF THE°E TWO WILL HELP SHORTEN — 
