FAiRI ISLAND TIMES "SEEPAGE* 
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old chanllenge, "whats you total for the year?" except that it now 
refers to numoers of birds banded. 
Me is not mentioned in the above * because of other commitments. 
I have to work 24 hours a day at maintianing my reputation for never 
sleeping. 
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A guy walked into a bar with an alligator one day. He stepped 
up to the bar, and asked, "Do you servo niggers in here?" 
The bartender said"sure". "OK" said the guy "Bring me a beer, 
and a nigger for my alligator." 
Once upon a time there was a little kid who was very fond of 
a policeman’s horse. (Such things happen^ Every day before he 
went to school he stopped and fed the horse a doughnut (The 
horse was very fond of doughnuts) just before he went to school. 
This went on for months and months but one day the kid showed 
up and the policeman had a different horse. He was very disappointed 
but since he had saved all his doughnuts for the horse, asked 
the policeman if he could feed this horse too. The policeman 
acquiesced, and the kid tryed to feed the horse the doughnuts. 
Nothing happened, the horse just wasn't interested. The kid 
felt really bad about it, until the policeman said, "Don't 
take it so hard, v td. i>>i« * ~ hart a hors- a 
NOTE PARTY IEADER DIRECTIVE NO 1 
"All S.I. personnel wishing to show their respect to their 
betters by saluting are reminded that the one-fingered salute 
is out this year. (See art.6, page 2, line 4 of Military 
Etiquette for S.I. Personnel) 
* (I don't dare. Blasphemy is viewed as a very serious offense. R.B.C.) 
