v :rt island times 
"FROM THE PANSY PATCH" 
(Brief notes on Samoan flora and fauna) 
Why do the Saiaoan boys wear flowers behind their ears and what does 
it mean? Why don't the Samoan girls wear flowers behind their ears 
and what does this mean? Does a secret code known only to the Samoan 
"he-shes" exist? We have noticed that the "fellahs" on the left, 
when two are holding hands, always wear yellow flowers whereas those 
on the right always wear red flowers. Doubtless, this is significant. 
We have also observed that, after only two days in Samoa, various members 
of the expedition have been wearing such items as cigarettes and 
pencils behind their ears. This too, must be significant. 
POETRY 
"There once was a collector named Fred" 
" Who shot all the birds with hot lead" 
" One day he shot Larry" 
" Who wouldn't fetch and carry" 
" The Killing had gone to his head," 
HUMOR ? 
Q What do you get if you cross a Poiack and a gorilla 
A A dumb gorilla, 
Q What do you get if you cross a penguin and a secretary bird? 
A A fountain-penguin, 
Q What do you get if you cross Larry Huber? 
A A Rosy-Faced Sulk, 
