LAND AND WATER 
January 16, 1915^ 
CORRESPONDENCE. 
CRITICS ON THE HEARTH. 
To the Editor of Land and Water. 
Sib, — ^Your self-styled " armchair critic " from Co. Water- 
ford is a kindred soul. I, too, was inspired in the early days 
of the war with the idea of first catching your submarine (in 
fiahing net) and then cooking it. So inflated was I with my 
brilliant inspiration that I wrote to tell the Admiralty how 
io do it, and received a moat polite printed acknowledgment. 
I proposed to cast my net over a wider area than harbour 
mouths— in fact, from Calais to Dover; but can you believe 
it possible, sir, submarines have since careered down the Chan- 
nel and sent refugee ships and ironclads to the bottom with 
impunity? 
A friend of mine walked into the office the other day, 
»nd when entrenched in my armchair immediately assumed 
the r6Ie of critic. He assured me he had a brilliant idea; it 
was an invention to blow up trains which were not there. At 
least, they were not visible, and the invention went nosing 
along the railway and blew the train up. He also assured 
me he had penetrated to Lord Kitchener's armchair and had 
thereupon sold his invention for eighty pounds. I was 
awfully interested in that eighty pounds, but failed to dis- 
semble, when my friend, to my chagrin, quickly remarked, 
" But I haven't got it yet; they owe it to me, you know. 
I have, of course, been fired by this success with new 
•mbition, »Jid am preparing further brilliant ideas ; amongst 
others 1 shall tell them how to send up a man-lifting kite 
(west winds being prevalent, and the Germans being east, 
unable to retaliate), and to haul up by an endless cord through 
a pulley on the kite explosive bombs which will be dangled 
like the Sword of Damocles, over the enemy's heads, and 
then exploded by an electric wire or the pulling of a string. 
If that does not annihilate them all, I shall suggest the 
provision of steel screens, V-shaped and loopholed, to be 
attached to the front of a push-cart, or fiied upon runners 
like mud-skis, each screen to contain within the V a dozen or 
80 of men, who will advance by pushing it along up to the wire 
entanglement, which will then be cut through with nippers, 
and the advance continued in absolute security until the 
trench is reached. The rest will be easy. 
It is evident, sir, that if our respective armchairs were 
removed to the locality of Whitehall, where they ought to be, 
things would begin to happen. 
May I be permitted, even as my oo-inspirationist from 
Co Waterford, to conclude with the remark, "I offer these 
suggestions for what they are worth " J— I am, sir, very faith- 
fully yours, ,^ „ 
" Cbitic on the Hkabth." 
4,000ft. high, the other ranging 150 miles farther out, buli 
still keeping in touch with Headquarters and the enemy 
through the intermediate airship. As you can see, many 
modifications of this could be so worked as to bring practi- 
cally tlie whole of the Nortli Sea within the range of the 
Zeppelin.— Yours faithfully, H. Tyhell-Smith. 
St. Aidans, Clonskeagh, Co. Dublin, 
*•* There is not, in theory, any reason why two or more 
Zeppelins could not be employed in the manner described in 
the preceding letter. It is only within the arc W.W.W., how- 
ever, that a Zeppelin can maintain direct contact with its ad- 
versaries and Headquarters. — L. B. D. 
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THE SPORTSMAN'S BATTALIONS. 
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sary funds for the 2nd Sportsman's B-.ttalion? The facta 
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fully^ E, CONLIFFK-OWEN. 
Hotel Cecil, Strand, London, 
AERIAL WARFARE. 
To the Editor of L.^nd and Water. 
Sin,— In your issue of January 9, " The Airship in Naval 
Warfare," Mr. Desbleds, in his very interesting article, surely 
makes one very serious miscalculation when he says: " This 
is an important point to remember in dealing with the new 
■factor which has been introduced into naval warfare by the 
advent of aircraft, for it shows that it is only within the arc 
W.W.W. (160 miles) that a Zeppelin can maintain contact 
with its adversaries and Headquarters." Granted that the 
range of wireless of an airship is only 150 miles, what is 
there to prevent two airships working together, the first 150 
miles out from Heligoland practically stationary about 
SUBMARINES. 
To the Editor of Land and Water. 
SiK, — The readers of your article on Submarines in yoar 
issue of January 2 will be interested to have some particulars 
of an earlier submarine than the " Holland " boat to which 
you refer. 
A submarine was built in 1886, twelve years earlier than 
the Holland boat. It was, 1 think, built at Samuda's yard 
on the Thames, but I cannot recollect the inventor's nam**. 
It was sixty feet long, eight feet diameter, propelled by twin 
screws driven by electric motors and accumulators; these were 
used for surface as well as submerged running. There waa 
no engine, and the accumulatore had to be charged from some 
outside source. The speed was slow, and the range of opera- 
tion very limited. . . 
I made several trips in this boat with the inventor, but 
it was not pleasant work, as there was no periscope, and wo 
had no idea where we were going. 
I do not know what became of the boat. When last I 
saw it, it was in the Tilbury Docks. 
C. 0. GniMSUAW. 
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