BD BEACH-LA-MAR. 
THE EDEN SERMON. 
Altogether you boy belong Solomon you no savvy white man. Me fella 
me savvee him. Me fella me savvee talk along white man. 
Before long time altogether no place he stop. God big fella marster 
belong white man, him fella he make’m altogether. God big fella marster 
belong white man, he make’m big fella garden. He good fella too much. 
Along garden plenty yam he stop, plenty coconut, plenty taro, plenty 
kumara, altogether good fella kaikai too much. 
Bimeby God big fella marster belong white man, he make’m one fella 
man and put’m along garden belong him. He call’m this fella man Adam. 
He name belong him. He put him this fella man Adam along garden, and 
he speak, ‘This fella garden he belong you.’’ And he look’m this fella Adam 
he walk about too much. Him fella Adam all the same sick; he no savvee 
kaikai; he walk about all the time. And God he no savvee. God big fella 
marster belong white man, God say: ‘“‘What name? Me no savvee what 
name this fella Adam he want.” 
Bimeby God he speak: ‘‘ Me fella me savvee, stir fella Adam him want’m 
mary.’ So he make Adam he go sleep, he take’m one fella bone belong 
him, and he make’m one fella mary along bone. He call’em this fella mary 
Eve. He give’m this fella Eve along Adam, and he speak along him fella 
Adam: ‘Close up altogether along this fella garden belong you two fella. 
One fella tree he tambo along you altogether. This fella tree belong apple.” 
So Adam Eve two fella stop along garden, and they fella have’m good 
time too much. Bimeby one day Eve she come along Adam, and she speak 
‘“‘More good you me two fella we eat’m this fella apple.’”’ Adam he speak 
no, and Eve she speak ‘‘what name you no like’m me?’ And Adam he 
speak ‘“‘me like’m you too much, but me fright along God.’”’ And Eve she 
speak: ‘“‘Gammon! What name? God he no savvee look along us two fella 
all’m time. God big fella marster he gammon along you.’’ But Adam he 
speak no. But Eve she talk, talk, talk allee time, allee same mary she talk 
along boy along Queensland, and make’m trouble along boy. And bimeby 
Adam he tired too much, and he speak “All right.’”’ So these two fella they 
go eat’m. When they finish eat’m, my word, they fright like hell and they 
go hide along scrub. 
And God he come walk about along garden, and he sing out ‘“‘ Adam!” 
Adam he no speak. He too much fright. My word. And God he sing out 
““Adam!’’ And Adam he speak, “‘ You call’m me?’’ God he speak, ‘‘Me 
call’m you too much.”’ Adam he speak “Me sleep strong fella too much.” 
And God he speak, ‘‘ You been eat’m this fella apple.”” Adam he speak 
‘No, me no been eat’m.’”’ God he speak: “‘What name you gammon along 
me. You been eat’m.’”’ And Adam he speak, ‘‘ Yes, me been eat’m.”’ 
And God big fella marster he cross along Adam Eve two fella too much, 
and he speak: “‘ You two fella finish along me altogether. You go catch’m 
bokkis belong you, and get to hell along scrub.” 
So Adam Eve these two fella go along scrub. And God he make’m one 
big fennis all around garden and he put’m one fella marster belong God 
along fennis. And he give this fella marster belong God one big fella musket 
and he speak “‘S’pose you look’m these two fella Adam Eve you shoot’m 
plenty too much.”’ 
