38 THE AUSTRALIAN GARDENER. 
September 1, 1909 
EFFECTIVE VOTING ELECTION, 1909. 
BALLOT PAPER. PLEASE VOTE. 
In this Illustrative Election SIX Members are to be elected for a single 
constituency.. The following TWELVE Candidates are supposed to have 
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TUESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1909, in open envelope (penny stamp), addressed 
to “Effective Voting League, Box 504, G.P.O.,” or may be left at 106 
and 108,.Currie Street, Adelaide, in closed envelope (unstamped). 
[The posting of the Ballot slip has been extended to not later 
than Thursday, September 2.— Kd.] 
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Address in fall —___ 
WIT AND HUMOR. 
Winning ways—Those of the card- 
sharper. 
*O* KK KK 
* OK OK OK OK 
— Smelt it. — 
Teacher: ‘‘l’ommy, can you tell me how 
iron was discovered?’ 
Tommy: ‘ Yes, sir; I heard papa say the 
other day that they smelt it.’ 
* KOK Ok * 
* ok Ok Par 
—And Then 
Customer: ‘ Yes, I like this suit, I sup- 
pose you will make any alterations I may 
require free?’ 
Tailor: ‘Oh, yes, sir, certainly.’ 
‘Very well, then, just alter the price 
from £4 to £2, and I’ll take it with 
me,’ 
xk OK KKK 
* OK KOK OK 
— Without Difficulty. — 
The Lady (who is somewhat stout): 
‘Could you see me across the street, con- 
atable?’ 
The Policeman (who is somewhat 
simple): ‘ Shure, ma’am;; it’s tin toimes th’ 
distance Oi could see yez.’ 
* 
area Pasar 
— A Rapid Cure. — 
Officer: ‘Is your brother, who was so 
deaf, any better?’ 
Bridget; ‘Shure, he’ll be all right in the 
morning.’ 
Officer! ‘ You don’t say so?’ 
Bridget; ‘ Yes; he was arrested yester- 
day, and he gets his hearin’ in the 
morning.’ 
* OK KK OK 
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— Smart. — 
‘ We’ve been having a regular clearance 
at home,’ explained Mr, X. at the office, 
throwing all sorts of old thing away. I 
put one of my wedding presents on the fire 
this morning.’ 
‘Did you, really?’ asked a_ horrified 
colleague; ‘ what was it? 
“A copper kettle,’ replied X. 
* OK KKK OK 
OK OK KR 
— Breaking it Gently. — 
Foreman (at the door): ‘Did yer 
husband hey a new suit ay clo’es on thié 
mor-rnin,’ Mrs, O’Malley?’ 
Mrs. O’Malley : ‘He did’ 
Foreman: ‘ They’re rooined entirely.’ 
Mrs, O’Malley : ‘ How did ut happen?” 
Foreman: ‘He was blowed up be #* 
charge av dinnymite.’ 
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