yer was de guy 
When my money was shy 
Come an’ said, .“‘Jack,’’ 
With a slap on the back, 
“Here is a ten 
Till you see me again,” 
Slipping it through 
Withowt no how-’d-do? 
Nobody! 
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. om 
x 5 
Who was the queen 
Of the age of sixteen, 
Pretty and shy, 
Says,- “By and by 
You’tl be my fad, 
Such a fine lad, 
King of my heart, 
Never to. part?” 
Nobody! 
Who was the cook 
Who said: “Sir, you look 
Hungry indeed. 
Come, have a feed. 
Everything free, 
Fill up on me. 
Do eat enough’— 
Who was that bluff? 
Nobody! 
Who was the boss 
Coming across 
One of these days— 
There with a raise, 
Ample and plain, 
Big as a train, 
Begging me, ‘‘Say, 
Won’t you please stay?” 
Nobody! 
Suited to Him. 
“Do you think Boggs is a bright 
man?’ 
“Well, to tell the truth, I think, he 
ought to move to Arizona.” 
“What has that got to do with it?” 
“Well, it never rains there.” 
“Suppose it doesn’t?” 
“Tt wouldn’t matter whether he knew 
enough to home in out of the wet or 
not.” 
Strong on History. 
“These low humps that you see in 
the rear of the barn were thrown up 
by the mound builders,’ explained the 
proprietor of the place. 
“Very interesting,” said the visitor. 
“We are quite proud of them.” 
“Did 1 understand you to say they 
were built by your ancestors?” 
. Not Always. 
“Black eyes are a sign of a quick 
temper.” 
“Are ‘they ?’ 
“Vag,” 
“The same belonging to the owner 
of the black eyes?” 
“Not necessarily.”* 
: Of No. Use. 
“She. claims she can. hypnotize peo- 
ple.” 
*J don’t believe it.” 
“Why mot?’ 
“She isn’t t married” 
NORTE SHORE BREEZE 
A Dampener. 
“Young men today don’t seem anx- 
ious to marry.” 
“T wonder why.” 
“Maybe they have been around pric- 
ing millinery.” 
The Usual Way. 
“They always get into an argument.” 
“Over what?” 
“Anything or nothing.” 
“And how do they come out?” 
“Fall out.” 
Getting Revenge. 
“She always takes her husband along 
when she goes shopping.” 
“Getting even for the times when 
men made women beasts of burden.” 
Easily Proved. 
They say it is more pleasing 
To give than ’tis to get, 
But itsis more expensive. 
On that it’s safe to bet. 
me ® 
Problematic. 
“She says she 
looks very young.” 
‘“Heavens!” 
“What do you 
mean?” 
“Wonder what 
her idea is of how 
_age looks.” 
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PERT PARAGRAPHS. 
It is so easy to bring oneself to be- 
lieve that what would be rank flattery 
in any other case was -no more than 
one’s due in one’s own. 
The real education of an individual 
begins when his parents or guardian 
concludes that it is finished and leaves 
him to his own resources, © 
We hate to be interfered with when 
Wwe are engaged in our time honored 
privilege of playing the fool. 
It takes more to support the vanity 
of some people than it does to SEBECE! 
their self respect. 
Explaining a joke to a stupid person 
is as pleasant as paying last year’s 
laundry bill. 
Being able -to earn a good salary 
doesn’t profit a:man much unless he is 
also able to connect up with a man. - 
able to pay the same. 
When in doubt don’t do it. 
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