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IN PROSPECT. 
EN science gets through monkeying 
With man 1 rather guess 
That he will know the answer 
To questions, more or less, 
Just how he is constructed, 
The manner andthe plan 
Of building from the elements 
The things that make a man. 
The surgeons saw him open 
And look into his heart, 
Trim here and there a member 
And take him quite apart. 
They fool around his liver 
And peep into his brain 
And cast reproachful glances 
At him should he complain. 
They’re bound to get acquainted 
With man and know the worst, 
— The reason of his hunger 
And eke the cause of thirst, 
And how he does his thinking, 
And why he goes to sleep, 
And what may be the causes 
That make him laugh or weep. 
Some day, as now is mended 
The auto or the bike, 
He may to the repair shop 
With- all his troubles hike. 
A monkey wrench attendant 
The joints will tighten hard, 
Put oil upon the bearings 
And‘ set him in the yard. 
Where He Faded. 
“Brown was pretty mad when the 
month’s bills came in.” 
“Well, what did he do about it?” 
“Went home for the purpose of start- 
mg a South American revolution.” 
“And did he do it?” 
“No. oF 
“Why not?” 
“His wife met him at the door.” 
Such an Odd Idea. , 
“Do you know the nature of an 
oath?” 
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~“Well, what is it?” 
“It is something you take before 
swearing to a lot of facts made to 
order to fit your side of the case.” 
Poor Memory. 
“Jenks must: be a very absentmind- 
ed man.” 
“J never noticed it.” 
“Well, I saw him the other night 
with some girls in a restaurant, and I 
think he had forgotten that he was 
married.” 
Explained. 
“JT often wonder why men se ve 
*Do you?” 
“Yes.” 
“J can enlighten you.” 
“Proceed.” 
“To have somebody to put the blame 
on.” 
Mutual. 
Yes, I shook hands: with the presi- 
dent.” 5 
“Weren't you abashed at greatness?” _ 
“Not a bit.” 
“IT presume the president wasn’t 
either.” 4 rer sy 4 
Lots Like Him. 
“He is very generous.” 
“In what way?” 
“With-his work.’’’ 
“J don’t understand.”’ 
“He always lets others -do -it- for 
him.” ; 
Some Relief. 
“His wife keeps things in a constant 
turmoil.” 
“Still, she has one good point.” 
“What is it?” — 
“She doesn’t talk in her sleep.” 
Inartistic. 
“How are you feeling?” 
“All to the bad.” : 
“But you look the very picture :of.. 
aealth.” 
“Then the picture was drawn by a 
bum artist.” 
First Aid. 
“His country is suffering.from a ter- 
rible drought.” 
“Don’t the express companies run in _ 
there?” 
Didn’t Match. 
The sailorman was gay enough, 
As any one could see. 
They wondered that an ancient salt. 
So very fresh could be. 5 
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Some men are single because they 
have a lamentable habit of seeing dou- 
ble. 
We may despise riches, but not hard, ; 
enough to give them aWRY, to our great-. 
est enemy. 
The most necessary thing 
knowing how to talk is knowing how 
to shut up. 
A college education is a good thing 
to have around the house if it doesn’t 
interfere with wood splitting and the. of : 
earrying out of cinders. 
Hggs are eggs these days, though 
they might be mistaken for gold nug- 
gets. i deahgiiaine 
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hand and have him pull you out. 
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