50 
forever are wondering why. Well, 
this is the fact of the matter, and by 
Jove we are willing to bet it turns 
out in the long run that no one but 
a lot of old wind-jammers get it. 
However, be that as it may be, 
And get whom the tetanus will, 
The jubilant youth of the nation 
Will resume with its shooting to 
kill. 
The sate and the sane celebration 
Will suit us who are not so skit- 
tish, 
But the youngsters have got to do 
something 
To show what we did to the Brit- 
ish. 
There never was anything safe in 
the way the forefathers attacked 
them, and as for the saner attain- 
ments. the old fellows seem _ to 
have lacked them. They: simply 
east fear to the bow-wows- and 
waded into the affray, and a boy 
does not:think himself worthy if he 
can’t shoot himself, anyway. 
At any rate, Jeffries and Johnson 
will growl like a couple of poodles 
and observe independence with beat- 
ing the hair off their mutual noodles. 
They'll alternate making the other 
leviathan howl for his mother, and 
if the country at random is lucky 
they’l] manage to kill one another. 
It’s only a plan to make money, 
deserving the strictest of strictures, 
for wiut they will have is a race 
war, dividing what’s made on the 
pictures. We’ve been pretty mad in 
this eucntry for dollars, and power, 
and places, but this is the first time 
we've trafficked upon the abyss be- 
tween rues. 
The fat of the White 
Llouse 
Wil lie on his back in the grass 
Beneath the green Beverly maples 
Observing. the aeroplanes pass. 
The chauffeurs will keep right on 
chauffing, 
occupant 
With seeing it’s no one but. Bill, 
And they’) sigh just to think what 
hid happened 
Had they flown over 
Aull. 
Sagamore 
The Fourth shall return to discover 
Us waiting in battle array, 
And what with one thing and an- 
otier 
Regretting we won, anyway. 
The cannon shall boom, and the 
seramble 
For things on the medicine shelves 
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For infants,invalids and growing children. 
Pure nutrition,upbuilding the whole body. 
Invigorates nursing mothers and the aged. 
(= Take no substitute. 
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Spraying of Private Estates a Specialty 
Get Our Price before giving Contracts 
We are the only Private Gontractors on the North Shore having a 
New State Power Sprayer, thereby not climbing your Trees 
Shall warn inexperienced countries 
Aspiring to freedom themselves. 
But not every man can be Caesar, 
as someone has stated, alas! and in 
the due course of the matter some- 
body must lie in the grass. It’s hard 
on a strenuous nation, afflicting us 
all in a way, but we’ll look on the 
brighter side of it, and conelude it is 
good for the hay. 
However, Time flies is a proverb, 
Anu one day, his foot on his gong 
And his’ engine _ back-pedaling, 
August 
Will come aeroplaning along. 
Breeze Advertising Pays. 
SAMUEL H. STONE 
164 Cabot Street, Beverly, Mass. 
Notary Public Justice of the Peace 
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