NORTH SHORE BREEZE 
PERT PARAGRAPHS. 
PERHAPS the reason some places 
seem so untidy and disorderly is 
because there are so many broken res- 
elutions lying round under foot, cum- 
bering the ground. 
With some people it is never too late 
to be later. 
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You BEEN! 
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The way to keep out of a quarrel is 
to have the first word and not use it. 
Commander Peary now can feel that 
he has one perfectly good north pole 
and so will be able to keep down his 
temperature. 
The only thing about new clothes 
that a boy really enjoys is the process 
of making them old. 
Needs Operating On. 
Will the class in anatomy 
Please arise 
And listen while 
The professor tries 
His best to explain 
And to make the thing plain 
All that is known 
Concerning 
Winter’s backbone? 
It is a cold story, 
Children, 
From cold sterage, 
This backbone 
Ot winter 
Has a way 
Of humping itself, 
Not like the hump 
On a camel, 
Oh, no! 
More like the hump 
On Greenland’s icy mountains, 
You may handle the subject 
Without gloves, 
But it is better 
To put on 
Your woolen mittens 
When you go to it. 
It has one 
Peculiarity 
That you will notice, 
You think 
It is broken 
When 
It isn’t even cracked. 
One warm day 
And you say, 
“Hurray!” 
That’ll be all 
For it. 
Then right away 
It throws another fit, 
Stiffens up 
Like an alderman under fire, 
And you say: 
“Oh, shucks! 
It is here to stay!” 
Of Course. 
“Children seem badly reared now- 
adays." 
“But not from ignorance.” 
“No?” 
“No; there are legions who know all 
about how they should be trained.” 
“Indeed! Who are they?” 
“Those people who have no chil- 
dren.” 
Modernizing. . 
“Can’t we do something to bring this 
drama up to date?” asked the stage 
manager. 
“What would you suggest?” 
“You know that tine. *‘A horse, a@ 
horse, my kingdom for a ‘horseY Il 
thought we migbt have him ring for 
his automobile.” 
The Engagement Ring. 
“He hasn't any money.” 
“Is that the reason Why she doesn’t 
love him any more?” 
“No, but it is the reason why she has 
turned him out into the cold world to 
hustle up and make good or else she'll 
ring off.” 
Disappointments. 
“What are you crying about, Jim- 
my?” 
“All the other boys get to stay out 
of school for a week or two except me. 
I can’t have the measles nor have any 
leg broken nor nothing.” 
All Done. 
“He is trying to make a monkey of 
me.” 
“He can’t do it, though.’ 
“You bet he can’t.” 
“Of course not. Nature beat him to 
ot”? 
Wasted Talents. 
“T saw Jones filling you up.” 
“Yes, but does he tell the truth?” 
“Most artistic liar 1 ever knew.” 
“Then why didn’t he discover the 
north pole?” 
The Choicest. 
For lack of cash to keep the pace 
The best man often misses. 
The only good things that are free 
Are kisses, 
Depends. 
“It is easy to lie.” 
“Not when you have to depend upon 
the lie to make your living for you.” 
Reason Enough. 
“Why did he call it a popular lec- 
ture?” 
“Because nobody came, I guess.” 
Man Next Door to Hear From. 
“He uasn’t an enemy in the world.” 
“How old is this marvel?” 
“Oh, about six or eight hours.” 
Wary of All Cures. 
“I see you have a very hard cold.” 
“Thank you. Please don’t mention 
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