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‘‘She Stink a Leetle Yet.’’ 
The wife of a wealthy German farmer 
was growing paler, thinner and more 
careworn every day. Since she had al- 
ways been strong and robust it worried 
her husband very much so he employed 
one of the best physicians in the com- 
munity to do what he could to strengthen 
her. The cause of the trouble was the 
decaying of her teeth which gave a very 
foul odor to her breath as well as under- 
mined her constitution. The physician 
fearing that he would lose the large fees 
which he was regularly receiving from his 
patient did not suggest that the teeth 
should be drawn. He continued to give 
the poor woman medicine which did little 
or no good. A friend of the German ad- 
vised him to consult a dentist who said 
that he could cure the woman if he were 
permitted to extract the decayed teeth 
and furnish a set of false ones. The 
farmer objected saying, ‘‘It will do no 
good, Doc. She die anyway,’’ but finally 
consented to try the experiment although 
he had misgivings about spending money 
on one whom he considered to be nearly 
ready for the coffin. After the teeth were 
drawn the patient gradually got better. 
When she and her husband returned to 
the office after the gums had healed and 
the false teeth were fitted in her mouth 
the German danced around like a_ boy 
who had gotten his first new red-top 
boots. He was very happy because wife 
looked younger and handsomer than she 
had looked for many ears. He stated that 
she looked ten years younger. Disregard- 
ing the presence of two society ladies of 
the town he gradually approached her and 
sniffing said, ‘‘But doc, she stink a leetle 
yet.’’ 
John was divorced from his first wife. 
William, his friend was an infidel. They 
were walking together near St. Martin’s 
church. ‘‘Ha!’’ said John, ‘‘I was 
married in that church.’’ 
‘‘Indeed!’’ said William, ‘‘and I was 
christened in it.’’ 
‘<Tt is not a good shop,’’ reflected John, 
‘¢their work don’t last.’’ 
‘‘Just see,’’ said Farmer Hayseed, as 
he read the rules and regulations tacked 
on the door of his room at the Hotel de 
Luxury, ‘‘how these hotel people try to 
bleed a fellow.’’ What is it pa?t’’ asked 
his wife. ‘‘Why one of these rules says, 
‘Don’t blow out the gas,’’ and another 
says, ‘Gas burned all night will be 
charged extra.’ Now what’s a fellow to 
do?’’ 
The definitions given by children are 
at times very amusing. : 
A little boy came to his mother with a 
complaint the other day and said: ‘*Maw, 
Willie is a mugwump and | ain’t going 
to sleep with him no more.’? 
‘‘Why, Johnny,’’ said his mother, 
‘(what do you mean# A mugwump? 
What is that?’’ 
‘¢Why don’t you know? But then you 
women can’t vote so you oughtn’t to be 
expected to know nothin’ ’bout pol’tics. 
Pa knows an’ he says a mugwump 18 & 
chap what won’t take either side, an’ 
that’s Willie all over. He sleeps in the 
middle an’ where do I come in?’’ 
To keep a cigar lighted one must not 
talk too much. This is one reason why 
women do not smoke. 
Tf there is ever a time when silence i8 
golden, it is when & man 18 mad. 
