OOo ee 
o 
o 
Sebeoe eons 
2, 
oO 
"oe'ee es 
> 
2, 
o 
0, 
O 
24, 
‘evev'es's Sev'esoeee 
O24, 
4 
> 
2, 
> 
2°, 
> 
2, 
oo 
o 
DeososOs as 
*, 
20,24, 
oe ee 
2, 
2, 
o 
2, 
Sed 
‘ov'ee'ev'os'ee 
O 
2, 
o 
2, 
of 
O90 
24, 
oo 
o 
24, 
of 
0 0,090,005 
> 
o 
CPO SOoee 
*, 
20,08, 
ee eeoe 
© 
2, 
0 
2, 
O 
20,94, 
SPOT EO OO OD 
o 
2, 
, 
2, 
o 
2, 
o 
24, 
Sed 
ever ev ever ee 
> 
2, 
> 
24, 
Seder 
2, 
Ned 
OV oeeeoe 
o 
2, 
O 
oss 
$0,90,00,00,00, 
SUSCIPIT ETS SEE aS Humorous Stories 
Get the Breeze FREE until Jan. 1, 1912 
SPEGIAL OFFER 
To old and New Subscribers 
The BREEZE will be sent free until January 1, 1912; 
to any person not now a subscriber who subscribes for 
one year at the regular rate of $2.00 per year. All such 
subscriptions will be dated January 1, 1912 and will 
not expire until January 1, 1913, but you begin recelv- 
ing the paper as soon as the subscription is received. 
If you are already a subscriber to the BREEZE and 
will secure us a new subscriber for 1 year at $2.00 we 
will extend your subscription one year for $1.00 and 
send the BREEZE to the new subscriber from now un- 
til January 1, 1913. 
The BREEZE covers the entire North Shore 
and is liberally supported by the summer colony from 
Nahant to Rockport. and by the local residents espec- 
jally of Manchester, Beverly Farms, Magnolia, Essex 
and West Gloucester. 
If you already have it renew your subscription for 1.00 
by sending us a new subscriber at 2.00 from now until 
January 1, 1913. 
If you are not a subcriber, begin now by sending us 
2.00 and receiving the BREEZE until the above date. 
Fill out this blank, crossING OUT THE WORDS NOT DE- 
sirED and mail to this oftice with check or money order 
for the amount required. 
The BREEZE, 33 Beach St. Manchester, Mass., 
Enclosed find $2.00 or $3.00 for which send the BREEZE until 
January 1, 1913, to the following address: 
Name 
Street and Niunber eee 
Town and State 
and advance my subscription one year. 
Signed 
Greet and Number— —  —  —@ —— —_____ 
emiands otto = 
94,96,94, 
POS OOP OPO SO PAOD SO SOS OSLO SI a 
29,20, 2 9,99, 
"ee'os'ee'oe 
SPOS See 
bedoe 
2, 
o 
2, 
O 
ee 
SestseTeTeeeeeeTeeeee 
Coc 
ee eeee 
PURITAN eR oe os oss os os Osos Oe Ose Oworoenes RAs aedsosososorosososOeoe’ CESS . 
A woman with her first baby banged 
on her female neighbor’s door the other 
morning, about the time old topers crawl 
out to hunt their morning cheer, and 
shrieked out, excitedly: ‘‘Come over as 
soon as you get your breakfast; if the 
baby hasn’t got a tooth I’m a liar.’’ 
Did you ever see a woman throw a brick 
at a chicken? It is just lots of fun—for 
the chicken. The woman usually hits her- 
self on the foot and gets so mad she can 
hardly talk straight while the chicken 
holds its head to one side, clucks softly 
and looks as though it wondered what 
under the sun the fuss all meant anyhow. 
‘‘Yes, Bobby,’’ said the minister, who 
was dining with the family, ‘‘everything 
in this world has its use, although we may 
not know what it is. You wouldn’t think 
flies are good for anything, yet—’’ ‘‘Oh, 
yes, I would,’’ interrupted Bobby. ‘‘I 
know what flies are good for.’’ ‘‘ What, 
Bobby?’’ ‘‘Pa says they are the only 
thing that keeps him awake when you are 
preaching.’’ 
A quart of whiskey was mixed with 
feed and given to a cow in a New York 
town, and half an hour later the animal 
was bellowing, ‘‘We won’t go home till 
morning,’’ or something that way, and 
treated several persons to a couple of 
‘‘horns,’’ and acted in a very reprehensi- 
ble manner generally. When she sobered 
up she jumped down a bank and broke 
her neck. This shows the superior in- 
telligence and good sense of the cow over 
the average bibulous person. When the 
latter gets drunk and makes things howl, 
instead of jumping down a_ bank and 
breaking his neck when he gets sober, he 
immediately begins to lay the foundation 
for another roaring drink. 
A Chicago man visiting Cincinnati was 
being shown around by a citizen, who 
said: ‘‘Now, let’s go and see the Wid- 
ows’ Home.’’? The Chicago man put his 
finger to the side of his nose and winked 
and then said: ‘‘Not much, Mary Ann; I 
saw a widow home once, and she sued me 
for breach of promise and proved it on 
me, and it cost me sixteen thousand dol- 
lars. No sir; send the widows home in a 
hack.’? 
‘‘Tgsn’t it a cute little thing?’’ said 
Mrs. Gushly to her husband as she held 
the baby up to him? 
‘Yes it is and doesn’t it look like me? 
It’s got some of my ways already. ag 
wager that it’ll grow up to be just like 
me. By the way, we haven’t named it 
yet. What would you suggest?’ 
‘< Well, if you’re anything of a prophet, 
I’d take chances right now on naming it 
Ananias.’’ 
Did you ever see the pig wash? 
No, but I have seen the pig-iron. 
A young man wants to know what’s the 
best thing to be done when a person sits 
down on a custard pie at a picnic. We 
would advise him to sit still until the rest 
have gone home. 
To the cook who dines in a restaurant 
the silver spoons are like so many kinds 
of medicine—to be taken after meals, 
