NORTH SHORE BREEZE 
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PERT PARAGRAPHS. 
F course we all’ know that if other 
people were as liberal minded as we 
are there would never be the least bit 
of friction in the world. 
Insanity continues to be the favorite 
excuse for innate meanness. 
Money may not buy happiness, but it 
will buy all the other things that hap- 
piness ought to have. 
If accidents didn’t happen 
wouldn’t be accidents. 
Hens are the most contrary minded 
objects on the farm. When eggs are 
worth 60 cents a dozen they refuse to 
lay. 
they 
Difficult Hunting. 
There is no pole to look upon 
Up in the frozen zone. 
The man who finds it must depend 
On instruments alone. : 
Unlike a whitewashed clothesline post 
Or like a walnut tree, 
It doesn’t stand, and so it takes 
A sage the pole to see. 
One who had never hunted poles 
Might think it was a snap, 
For he has seen it since a boy 
Right there upon the map. 
He thinks that he would only need 
Some doughnuts in a bag 
To sally to its hiding place 
And with the pole play tag. 
But disappointment would be his 
If it should be his fate 
To find the pole, for thereabout 
Is only good to skate. 
He wouldn’t even find a hump, 
A hummock or a knoll. 
You bet old earth is pretty smooth 
Up there about the pole: 5 
No; it requires a lot of sense 
And instruments and skill 
To be the one to do the job 
And nobly fill the bill. 
No dream book writer need apply. 
A man of instinct rare 
It takes, with science at his back, 
To know that he is there. 
Be 
Governed His Feel- 
ings. 
ioe ean 
sympathize 
the man 
down.” 
“What are you,a 
£4’ charity worker.” 
FO. 00." 
“Just your hu- 
man instincts?” 
“Well, I make 
court plaster.” 
always 
with 
who is 
zm & 
How He Likes It. 
“My husband says he doesn’t see 
that there is any work to be done in 
the house.” 
“That’s the way with most men.” 
“What is?’ 
“Why, they want the work all done 
up and kept out of sight while they 
are around.” 
Good Idea. 
“It is raining pitchforks.” 
‘What!’ 
od IN Rol Bi 
“When it clears up I’ll tell you what 
let’s do.” 
“What?” 
“Start an implement shop.” 
Explained. 
“What is meant by the term ‘art- 
ASC te 
“Artist?” 
“Yes.” 
“Well, he is an artist who can make 
a man want what he doesn’t want.” 
All Things Come Round, 
“You look serene.” 
“T am waiting.” 
“What for?” 
“All things.” 
“Allow me to congratulate you upon 
your grasp of the situation.” 
Of Course. 
“Did you say he made a desperate 
struggle against adverse fate?” 
“*Yes.”” 
“Was it really adverse fate?” 
“If it hadn’t been, he wouldn’t need 
to struggle against it.” 
A Hint. 
“Where is your hat, man?” 
“Haven’t I got it on?” 
“Oertainly not.” 
“Oh, yes, I have. ‘That is the one I 
won from you at the last election.” 
No Seats. 
“Know Peterby?” 
“We are friends of long standing.” 
“Long standing, eh?” 
“Yes; we ride home on the street car 
together.” 
Simpler Way. 
“Soaker thinks his wife has second 
sight.” 
“Second nothing. 
on his breath.” 
She can smell it 
Seems So. 
“Did you ever see eggs so high?” 
“Awful, isn’t it?” 
“You would think they were laid in 
tree.” 
~ 
Almost a Science. 
“He believes in art for art’s sake.” 
“What line?” 
“The art. of making money.’’ 
Evident. 
“I am quite ignorant.” 
“Your explanation is entirely unnec- 
essary.” 
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